Disclaimer- is this really neccesary? I mean, this is called fanfiction.net right? So…

A/n- I thought and I thought.  And then I thought some more. Okay, so now I know what you guys want! But, you guys only had a taste of the Juppon-Gattana and Kenshin-gumi, and Oniwa Banshuu and the Six Comrades haven't shown their stuff yet! So I'll do Oniwa Banshuu first, then Six Comrades, and then the group battles, oki? Sorry if I caused any confusion ^^. For the group battles I'll do according to what you guys want, oki doki?

PS. OOCness abounds in here, especially when Aoshi's dark-n-silent façade cracks ^^.

Pillow Grand Pree: ROUND THREE

Misao was up early, surprisingly, and making breakfast, surprisingly. 

"Wuh-what are you doing, Misao-chan?" Okon asked, unable to hide her yawn.

Misao dipped her finger into the batter and licked it. "Ew." She made a face and poured another bag of sugar in. "Okon!" she looked at her, "Don't you know what today is???"

Okon shrugged. "No, so what?"

"It's Valentine's Day, doofus!  I'm making chocolates for Aoshi-sama!" Misao giggled girlishly.

Okon stared. "You didn't make chocolates the year before."

"That's because I didn't know where the hey Aoshi-sama was!  But this year, it's gonna be different! I'll make the best chocolate ever!!!" Misao declared, and resumed adding water into the clay bowl.

Okon sighed. "That's nice and all, but Aoshi-sama's still asleep."

"I'll get him up!" Misao threw the batter away and pranced to her crush's room.

She poked her head in, "Aoshi-sama?"

There was a lump on the futon, and soft snoring was emitting from it.  Misao had to bite the insides of her cheeks raw to keep from giggling. "He snores???" she thought, unable to keep a smile off her face.

"Aoshi-sama?" she repeated again.

"Five—more—minutes…" Aoshi mumbled, and pulled the sheets to cover his face.

"No! It's Valentine's Day and you have to wake up! COME ON!" she yelled happily and began to yank the covers off him.

Aoshi muttered, "That's no way to behave to your elders, Misao-chan."

Misao grinned and said pertly, "You're just—uh—how much older than me?"

"By ten years, Misao-chan."

"Oh." Misao paused.  "Oh well." She continued to pull the blankets off.

Aoshi groaned and yanked back, determined to get more sleep.

Misao sighed. "Do you always act so childish?"

"Childish?" Aoshi smirked. "Look who's talking."

Misao saw an opening and jerked Aoshi's bed covers off.

"It's cold, for chrissake!" Aoshi hollered, and thus began a tug-of-war for the cover between him and Misao.

"Who told you to be so babyish?!" Misao shot back, and lunged for the pillow, which she promptly banged over Aoshi's head.

"Owwwww…" Aoshi's eyes had fire in them. "Oh, you're getting it now…"

Misao leapt up, tongue stuck out, "Nya nya you have no pillow so you can't get me! Bai!" she jumped out of his room, pillow still clutched in her hand.

Aoshi growled and started after her.

~*~

Okita was telling a customer to pay his bill or else get booted out when a blue streak flashed by him, followed by a dark green one.  "Eh?" he blinked and told the man to wait here or else.  He followed the streaks into Misao's room.

"Weird, what are they doing in there?" with that he called Okon and Omasu. "there're some suspicious 'streaks' in Misao-chan's room. Come, we need to check it out."

Omasu stretched and complained, "Why didn't you just call the guys?"

"They're managing the Aoiya in front, now march!" Okita said huffily, and they crept to listen in on Misao's room.

"Wai! Stoppit Aoshi-sama!"

"Only if you gimme my pillow back!"

"Never never never!"

"Then I'll keep on tickling you!"

"Ahaha—stop—onegai—stop—ahaha!"

"Gimme the pillow!"

"Over my—haha—dead body!"

"We can arrange that."

"No—haha—here, have the stupid pillow!"

Foomph.

"Oh Misao-chan you've gone too far!"

"No not my pillow, Aoshi-sama!"

"Die!"

Foomph.  Foomph.  Foomph.

Okita blinked. "What just happened in there?"

Omasu peeled her ear from Misao's room.  "Sounds like a pillow fight."

"Pillow fight?  Aoshi-sama?" Okon shook her head. "Not possible."

"But there was Aoshi-sama's voice." Okita said thoughtfully.

Just then a BAM sounded and the shoji swung wide open (actually, it was destroyed) and Aoshi and Misao were flung out.

They were still fighting, it seemed, and Misao was brutally trying in vain to keep Aoshi from hitting her again.

"Okita!" Misao said breathlessly and Aoshi administered another whack to her head.

"M-Misao-chan!" Omasu screamed. "What are you DOING?!?!"

"Having a pillow fight, dummy!" Misao shrieked back, and kicked Aoshi's feet to trip him.  It worked. He hit the floor with a THUD and Misao leapt on top of him, whapping his face left and right.

"Damn right we are!" Aoshi growled, and bucked Misao off. He began to attack Misao with a flurry of fists and pillow.

"Aoshi!" Okita admonished, "Not so hard!"

Misao glared at the old man, "I can take it, Okita! I'm not that worthless!" with that she kicked Aoshi off and uppercut his chin, then gave the pillow all the strength she got to slam into the side of Aoshi's head.

Aoshi threw the pillow at Misao, but it missed and hit Okita instead.

"Oh…whoops…"

"YOU DIE AOSHI!!!!"

~*~

"What the hey happened to you all?" Yahiko snickered.

"Shaddup brat." Misao glowered at him as she half-crawled, half-dragged herself back into her room.

Kenshin stared at the battered Aoshi.  "Aoshi?"

"You were right, Battousai—pissing off a girl does not pay." Aoshi choked out, hand clutching his heart.

Kenshin nodded. "I told you. You should Kaoru in action once she gets pissed."

"No, Misao is much more aggressive."

"Kaoru."

"Misao."

"Kaoru."

"Misao."

"Kaoru."

"Misao."

"Just shut up already, both of you!" Kaoru slammed a kitchen pan onto Kenshin's head.

"Oroooooooooo…" Kenshin stumbled across the room, swirly-eyed.

"I swear, you guys look like crap." Sanosuke sniggered.

"Oh gee thanks," Omasu snapped.

"If Hiko-sama were to see this…" Okon sniffed, and staggered back to her room.

A/n- tee-hee. You guys like? Now what do you think of the Oniwa Banshuu? I dunno if it's OkiTa or OkiNa, so forgive me, oki? And I get Okon and Omasu mixed up too…Okon's the one with long hair right? And Omasu's like the serious one (who always scolds Okita for being such a pervert), right? Hopefully.

Anyhoo, next will the Six Comrades, and well let's just say I only know the names of a few of them.  like, say Enishi and Gein. sigh I'm hopeless.

And the hilarious parody of the Jinchuu as one certain reviewer suggested, and I quote: "Kaoru pinned to the wall with a pillow." (thankies! ^^) that is a GREAT idea and I'll use it for my Kenshin-gumi vs. the 6 Comrades fight.

As for the food fights and such, well, look forward to them but they'll most likely be AFTER the Pillow Grand Pree. (same story though, so it's a chapter) Expect the fic to change names, like Pillow+Food+Karoake+DDR grand pree. Lolz, just kidding, but it MIGHT happen! Anyhoo, keep reviewing and I'll keep writing! Thankies a lot, you guys give me fuel for my fire! (and datz a good thing, don't forget!)

Later dayz,

CyberSerpent .~

PS. Hugs and kisses to all who already reviewed! Hopefully this one'll pass the 20-review mark ^^ it already passed the ten ^.^