Double Jealousy Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling owns every1!

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Chapter 1 ~ Pairing off

Harry grinned, as Hermione walked into the compartment. The two weeks that they hadn't been together for in the summer hols had seemed like years. The four weeks they did have together seemed like Heaven. Except that in heaven, people stayed virgins until they were married. They most certainly weren't.

As they shared a welcoming kiss, a sneer was heard. "You call that a kiss? Draco can do sooo much better." Blaise Zambini, flirt and pretty girl of the Slytherins, walked in, with Draco Malfoy's arm possessively attached to her waist and slightly lower down, for that matter.

"If you want, you can even catch some pointers from us." Malfoy's eye glittered, as they sat down in Harry and Hermione's compartment. Or rather, Draco sat down, and Blaise straddled his hips. Lip locking started approximately 2 seconds after. Harry was disgusted.

"Get out of our compartment, Malfoy. Or go snog in the toilet. After all, that's where you belong" The last word was slightly muffled by the presence of Hermione's tongue in his mouth. Malfoy emerged, gasping for air with his latest encounter with Blaise, who was desperately trying to get inside Draco's mouth again.

"There aren't any more free ones. We can make this the one where lovers make out. Not that anyone could ever love you, obviously." And disappeared under a pile of hair, lip and tongue again. It looked like he had a good summer too.

Harry dragged a reluctant Hermione from exploring his mouth and carried her over to the furthest point away from Draco and the mop of hair trying to get into his pants. "We'll stay here, you can stay over there, and then we can all be happy." Harry said, pulling Hermione across his body to block off the sight of Draco.

"Actually, I was happy enough already. Blaise cancels out the fact that you're here." Draco returned, cuttingly, already disappearing under the lipstick again. Harry glared at him, but then turned his attention to Hermione.

Harry had completely forgotten Draco, remembering that he and his girlfriend were still there when he, or rather, Hermione, took his shirt off. Draco said casually, "Do you work out, Potter?" Harry shook his head, not being able to disentangle his speaking organs from the sucking vacuum that took all his air out from him. Draco flexed his forearms. "Because you look a right mess."

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Hermione quickly shook her robes into place. She and Harry had been playing so much; they had forgotten to change before the train pulled in. Her only consolation was that Malfoy and co. had left it to the last minute as well, and Draco was currently trying to force his head through the sleeve.

Harry slid his arm around her waist and murmured, "You look so good in school robes, that you will dazzle me when you are going to wear your blue tank top and navy hot pants." Then he led her out of the carriage, leaving Draco behind, muttering,

"She owns hot pants? Jeez, and I thought I had it good." Until Blaise gave an injured look, to which he quickly smoothed away, via his mouth. Then they got out of the carriage, Draco carrying Blaise down the step.

The two rival couples glared at each other from opposite sides of the staircase that led up to the magnificent castle. Quite coincidently, they all reached the door at the same time, the boys closest to each other, both with their girlfriend on their writing arm (A.N. Draco is a lefty.). Obviously, both were reluctant to let the other go in front, which would have showed politeness, so both rammed into the doorway at the same time.

Draco sophisticatedly stuck his right elbow into Harry's ribcage, to which Harry retaliated by heaving his shoulder, angrily, against Draco's body frame. Draco shot Harry an angry glance before crushing his boots on top of Harry's foot. Harry stuck his middle finger up at Draco before 'lightly tapping', as he described it to friends later, his heel against Malfoy's shin. Draco stuck his middle finger up as well, before thrusting it into Harry's ribs. In return, Harry threw a pack of exploding cards that he had in his pocket where it hurts (Hmmm. I wonder where?!). BANG! They exploded. Draco doubled in agony and propelled his fist into Harry's digesting system. Harry was about to kick Draco, before he heard, "Bet Draco wins." in a female voice.

It was then that both realised that the girls were leaning casually against the wall, both looking radiant, betting on who was going to realise that they weren't there, first. When they saw that both boys were standing in the doorway staring at them with nonplussed expressions, they shrugged and made it a tie.

Harry was spluttering and Draco's hair was doing a good impression of a Mexican wave that was slightly out of time. By this time, they had gathered half the school behind them, watching the adversaries, patiently waiting for the time when the hall beyond the door was accessible again. Others were trying to see what the hold-up was, while the rest, like the girlfriends, were betting on who was going to finally think of using his wand instead of poking, then yelling, then jabbing, then yelling, then stamping, then yelling, etc.

The two 'slightly' embarrassed boys had hurried inside now, hiding behind the girls. Their damaged reputations didn't help the fact that they were now trying to sweep into the Great Hall gracefully.



A.N. Did you like it?! It gets better, so read on! This is a joint account, but if you want our separate names, they are Cassandra Dreamwater and CassieXanthe (there forth, we are the 'doublecassie's!)