When the Certified Crazy Catastrophic Cream Colored Canaries of Cucumber Land that Cannot be Called Culcookookaburra of the Kooky Kootenay Clan Attack!
Editor (Lala)- Good lord……… She actually wrote a story…
Picard: And that's bad?
Editor: It's about you… Be afraid… Be very afraid…
Picard: okay then… *Goes to hide under bed*
Editor: Okay, I am in no way connected to this. I have nothing to do with this. If this frightens you, don't come to me… I'm just Lief's editor… *Goes to hide with Picard* The following is all Lief's work! Leave me out of it!!
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Conscience: It all starts here. *Sadly spooky voice from the back of your mind that comes only for evil*
Lief: No it doesn't!! *Argumentatively competitive voice*
Conscience: Yes it does!!
Lief: Doesn't!
Conscience: Does!
Lief: Does!
Conscience: Doesn't!!
Lief: Ha! Fooled you! *Gasp of relief* Well, on with the story… *Music: Da da
du dum, da da du dum Ect…*
It's a bright and sunny day, or so it seems. *Dum dum dum* When the Certified Crazy Catastrophic Cream Colored Canaries of Cucumber Land that Cannot be Called Culcookookaburra of the Kooky Kootenay Clan Attacked!!
It all happened while Picard went skinny-dipping. At the girls' camp, Jenna, Mia, and Sheba are revealing their deepest, darkest secrets…
Sheba: Picard is… HOT!!! *Anguished cry of not wanting it to be true*
Jenna and Mia: I KNOW!! *In tears of relief that they're not the only ones*
They decided to follow the distant joyous singsong of Picard's "Rubber Duckie". Little did they know, Kraden was as drunk as a bum and trying to kiss Menardi who screamed a scream that could make you scream for ice cream. That's when the canaries ATTACKED!!!
The girls finally saw Picard in the water. Suddenly, the canaries struck their first victims. The girls were pushed into the bay, and clung to Picard who was claustrophobic.
Isaac, Garet, Felix, and Ivan took a walk near the bay, looking for their girlfriends. (The couples were Garet/Mia, Ivan/Jenna, and Sheba/Felix.)
It isn't the most appealing thing to find your girlfriend clinging to a guy that was skinny-dipping and could be your grandpa four times over…
Lief: I told you it doesn't end here!
Conscience: Really? *Threatenly* Are you sure?
Lief: The question is, are you sure?
Conscience: I'd sleep with both eyes open if I were you.
Lief: Why not one?
Conscience: An eye can be deceiving.
Lief: You are so corny.
Conscience: And what are you Klump??
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Editor: That was… Strange…
Picard: I'm scared…
Editor: Uh… If you have questions about anything, ask me and I'll ask Lief… Can't guarantee an answer though…
Picard: I'm claustrophobic?
Editor: …………… Review… I guess…