(A/N- So here is chapter 3. The start of Billy, and the beginning of some very…er…interesting events. Hehe…*Laughs nervously* so yeah. Um, anything else? Um, well, I'd like to thank these people for reviewing:
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~Lady Arabella Sedai
PS- This is where the little reality I had dissolves. Well, our reactions (For now) are what they would be…well, a little exaggerated…but otherwise everything is now fantasy! Oh, and I never apologized for the crappy title. It's s***, I know, but what the hell! I don't give a d***!
PPS- Oh, and in this chapter I start using Elvish. It belongs to J. R. R. Tolkien, not me!!! Well, I'll make a few phrases using his language on my own. But that's it!)
Chapter 3"Oh my God!" squeaked Chrissy.
"Oh my God!" echoed Zelda. The only thing even close to being better for Zelda would have been having Pippin there too!
"Do you mind movin', ladies?" a lilting voice asked behind us. A voice that any of us that could quote Pippin from the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring knew.
"Pippin!" screeched Zelda.
"Well, I'm not really Pippin. I only play him in the Lord of the Rings movies. My name is Billy Boyd."
"Billy!" screeched Zelda.
"I can quote you from the movie!" I interrupted eagerly. "Like in the Council of Elrond scene, where you and Merry run up and insist to join the Fellowship and you're like, 'You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission…quest…thing.' And them Merry, or Dom, says, 'Well that rules you out Pip!!"
"Yeah! And also when your at that tavern, I dunno what it's called" said Lily.
"The Prancing Pony!" shouted Zelda.
"Yes, the Prancing Pony. Anyways, Dom, or Merry, comes over with a mug of something and you ask, 'What's that?' and Merry is like, 'This, my friend, is a pint.' Then you say, 'It comes in pints? I'm getting one!' Yeah, I loved that."
"I'm so delighted," commented Billy dryly.
"Oh my God!" whispered Zelda. He's so much better in person!"
"I'm more interested in Legolas and Orlando Bloom!" I whispered back. Well, I was, even if I did like Pippin/Billy. He was cool, but Legolas and Orlando Bloom were better!!!
Obviously, Legolas and Orlando had noticed us. I think the whole world had noticed us. And Billy, of course, since he was being swarmed over by Zelda.
Legolas bent over and whispered to his companion, who nodded and slowly got to his feet. I could here Chrissy and Lily sigh. Well, so had I, but I liked Legolas more. A lot more. At least, a lot more than Billy.
"Oh my God!" I heard Chrissy squeak as he slowly walked towards us. Reaching us, he flashed a smile. I could hear Chrissy drop dead in a faint. But hey! It was a dream come true for her! And me!
"Hello ladies. My name is Orlando Bloom, and this is my companion Legolas son of Thrandril."
"It's Thranduil, not Thrandril," corrected Legolas.
"Thank you, namalone," answered Orlando.
"Namalone?" asked Ash.
"My God Ash, you don't know what namalone means?" asked Lily, astonished.
"No, I don't."
"Well, it means 'my friend' or 'friend of mine' in Elvish," I answered.
"Yes," agreed Legolas. "That's what it means. What is your name, good maiden?"
I blushed and opened my mouth to tell him my name was Arabella, but instead I blurted out, "Eem Nilseregwen Celebel." (A/N- Since I'm going to start using translations on Elvish, whenever I have T- in parentheses it means translation. And that means Arabella Nynaeve Figg (The Nilseregwen one) and Celebel means Silverstar!)
"Lle quena I'lambe tel'Eldalie?" asked Legolas. (T-Do you speak elvish?)
"Not much," I admitted reluctantly.
"Ah," sighed Legolas, clearly disappointed.
"I'm sorry to have disappointed you Hîr Legolas," I said. (T- Lord)
"That's all right, Híril Nilseregwen," he responded.
I blushed. "Well, my real names is Arabella."
"Arabella…?"
"Figg. (A/N- Well, not really, but I don't want to give my last name out. Sry! Hehe! Oh, and Arabella Figg belongs to J. K. Rowling! Thanx!)"
"Ah, Arabella Figg. So how did you learn Elvish?"
"Well, I have a book called The Silmarillion, plus I found a website (A/N- I don't remember the URL. I'll tell u later!) and I've seen the Lord of the Rings movies too much. Since I can quote lines. Like where Arwen says to Frodo, 'Eem Arwen. Tellaneen ma thy.' (T- I'm Arwen. I've come to help you.)
"Ah, um, Legolas and Arabella? Right?" interrupted Orlando.
"Yeah, I'm Arabella. But you can call me Ara or Bella or Bell if you want. All my friends do," I responded.
"Am I your friend?" he asked slyly.
"I dunno. Am I?" I responded sweetly.
"Enough you two!" interrupted Chrissy. "I can't stand it when people flirt with my guy in front of me!" Immediately she blushed. I guess she hadn't meant to say the little bit about her guy! Hehe!
"Chrissy…" whistled Lily. "Did you mean to say that?"
"No," she whispered.
"Oh," Stella said.
"So you like me?" asked Orlando.
"Yes," admitted Chrissy softly, hanging her head.
"That's okay," said Orlando. "You're cute."
"Thanks so, so, so much!" giggled Chrissy. "And you're hot!"
"Well, do you want to…how do they say it here…um…ah! I know! Do you want to get out with me?"
"I'd love to!"
"Well then. Shall we get something to eat Chrissy? Girls?"
"We're ladies, not girls!" protested Zelda.
"Well then, ladies, shall we get something to eat?"
"Yeah!" cheered Ash, Lily, and Stella.
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Ten minutes later, we had all sit down together at one big table. Very big. There were nine of us, after all, with Chrissy clinging to Orlando, and Zelda hanging on to Billy. I, for one, was right next to Legolas. I was telling him about our journey over here.
"…and then Lily slipped on the khelek…(T- Ice)" I said, slipping into Elvish.
Legolas just nodded politely, but I could tell he was only really interested when I talked about Lord of the Rings, elves, and talked in Elvish.
"Do you Eldar (T- People of the stars, name for elves) like khelek?" I asked hoping to kindle his interests.
"Not really."
"What is your star-name?"
"My what?"
"Your star-name!"
"Meaning?"
"Pick something you like or think would sound good in Elvish and English, like in my case, celeb (T- silver). I liked its sound and meaning. Then you tack on a star name like el, elen, or gil. I had thought of maybe Gil-Celeb (T- Star of Silver) or Edhilceleb (T- Of the star silver), but I liked Celebel (T- Silverstar) best. What is yours?"
"Uh…"
"Well, I had Rómenelen (T- Dawnstar) before, or Gil-Rómen (T- Star of Dawn)."
"How about galen (T- Green)? For me?"
"Greenstar? Cool! So your star name is Galenel. It matches mine!"
"That's nice."
"Hey you guys! How about we figure out everyone's Elvish name?!?!" I said.
"Why?" asked Billy and Zelda together.
"Cool!" yelped Chrissy, Stella, Lily, and Orlando.
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Soon all of us, including an unhappy Ash, had elvish names. Zelda's name was ëarwen (T- Sea Maiden), Lily's was lothelena (T- Flower of the Stars), I was celebel, Stella was híriledhil (T- Lady of Stars, like her fanfiction.net pen name!), Ash was tinúviel (T- Daughter of Twilight), Chrissy was wilwarin (T- Butterfly), Orlando was Ohtar (T- Warrior), and Billy, unfortunately for him, was periannath (T- The name for Halflings or Hobbits.). We had all thought it funny, of course. Why wouldn't we?
"So, Periannath," I said as everyone but Billy laughed. "Enjoying yourself?"
"Oh, shut up Celebel!"
"Hey! Just askin'!" I replied.
"We should probably get going," commented Lily regretfully. We were the last ones in Noodles, and it was their closing time.
"But where to, Lothelena?" asked Stella.
"Yes, where to?" repeated Chrissy.
"Now, don't fret namel (T- My love), I'm sure we'll find something!"
"How about we come to my house?" volunteered Lily. "Since no one else is volunteering, and it's closest!"
"Yeah!" we all shouted as we headed for out cars.
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~Lady Arabella Sedai