(A/N- I'm sry to say that I'm, well…kinda ashamed/embarrassed about this chappie. If u read it, I think u'll figure out what I mean. I usually don't write this sorta thing, but there is a first for everything. This chappie is kinda the reason why this fic is PG-13. I think u'll figure out why. Yeah. Anyways, I think that's it. K. Enjoy and r+r!
~Lady Arabella Sedai)
Chapter 4We were all snug as Lily's house, Chrissy and Orlando upstairs in the bedroom doing God knows what, and the rest of us sitting around watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. I was on the loveseat with Legolas, Ash, Stella, and Lily were on the couch, and Billy and Zelda were in the two chairs. Lily and I were quoting half the movie. We were on the Evenstar scene, where Aragorn and Arwen kiss. It made us a little too conscious of Chrissy and Orlando, but we ignored it. We couldn't remember the Elvish, but remembered the English.
"Do you remember when we first met?" I fake-gushed. I was Arwen, Lily was Aragorn.
"I thought I had strayed into a dream," Lily fake-gushed back.
"Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?" I said.
"You said you would bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people," said Lily, her words matching Aragorn's. They were in English again now.
"And to that I hold. I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone," I fake-oozed. "I choose a mortal life."
I pretend-passed Lily something, and she acted startled as she said, "You can not give me this!"
"It is mine to give to whom I will," I said, with a dramatic pause, "like my heart."
"Do you know every scene in the whole God-d*** movie!?!?" exclaimed Billy. This was like the bazillionth time we'd quoted the movie.
"Well, at least we aren't boys who scream like girls!" Lily shot back.
"Crash and burn!" I declared, for that had sure put Billy in his place. But just for fun I added, "Periannath."
At that he exploded. "I've had enough of your harassing! I hate that name! Hate, hate, hate! Hate it! It is so stupid, and humiliating, and annoying, and―"
"Oh, shut up Peter. I mean, um, Billy," said Zelda. We all cracked up except for Billy once again. Zelda had called him Peter Pettigrew (A/N- Belongs to J. K. Rowling, not me!!!), the filthy traitor from Harry Potter.
"Kel, (T- Go Away) Billy," I said.
"Oh really," he snapped. "Then I will." Standing up and grabbing his coat, he marched towards the door.
"WAIT!!" screamed Zelda as she lept after him. "Don't go!"
"Why?"
"Because…because I…I mel (T- Love) you!"
"Here we go again," I muttered to Lily and Stella, who nodded in agreement.
"You do?" asked Billy, dazed.
"Yes," proclaimed Zelda. "I love you!"
"I love you too!" exclaimed Billy as he grabbed her arm and towed her upstairs.
"Let me guess," I muttered. "He's taking her to the second bedroom. Just great."
"Ithilwen (T- Moonmaiden), calm down," responded Legolas. "It's not that big of a deal."
"In your world, no. In ours, yes," I replied.
"Shall we continue the movie?" questioned Ash. While Zelda and Billy's little "scene" had taken place, we had missed the Council of Elrond scene.
"Next thing you know, Yoplait (A/N- Our nickname for Stella's crush in real life), Remus Lupin (A/N- J. K. Rowling's character, Lily's crush), and whoever Ash likes―" I started.
"Evan," interrupted Ash.
"Okay, Evan then. They'll all show up here the next thing you know."
"I know, really."
"Tarí (T- Queen) of my mel," said Legolas hesitantly to me. "Do you love me?"
I blinked, astonished at the suddenness of the question. I did, but did he? "Do you love me?"
"Yes."
"Yes, I love you too."
"Shall we…er…imitate Orlando and Chrissy? Or Ohtar and Wilwarin?" he continued haltingly.
"Do you want to?"
"Yes."
"Very well then." Turning to Ash, stella, and Lily, I wished them a good night as the gaped at me. This night was going to be very interesting. (A/N- No description will be provided. I'm sure I could do one, thanx to the Rhapsody Trilogy by Elizabeth Haydon, but I really don't want to. Sry to u…er…people who want to read that stuff. I'll tell u now that I don't. Well, anyways, back to the story!)
"So, shall we begin?" asked Legolas when we were ready.
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So…um…yeah…I told u it was very…er…interesting. Review pleeze!
~Lady Arabella Sedai