(Here's chappie five.  This is the last one.  So, yeah.  This chappie is better (I think) than the other one.  Content wise.  Well, r+r pleeze!

~Lady Arabella Sedai)

Chapter 5

I woke up the next morning, groggy.  Leaning over Legolas to check the time, I groaned.  It was noon!  Rolling out of bed with a thump, I quietly got dressed, not wanting to wake Legolas.  It had been a long night, and he deserved some sleep.  Sneaking downstairs, I looked to see who was up.  Peaking down in the basement, I was surprised to see Lily and Remus in the spare bedroom and Stella with David (A/N- Yoplait basically) on the couch.  Going back upstairs, I noticed Ash in the kitchen making breakfast.

"Where did Remus and Yoplait come from?!?!" I half whispered, half shouted.  It came out as a strangled croak.  "Do you do anything last night with someone I don't know about?"

"Looks like I'm the only one who didn't 'do' anything," responded Ash dryly.  "Did you have fun?"

I just blushed.

"And what the hell were you thinking?  Having sex with Legolas?  My God!"

"Better than Zelda though.  At least Legolas is hot.  Billy is…not."

"No, really," commented Ash sarcastically.

"So, what did you do?"

"Slept in here to escape the sounds of Lily and Remus's 'fun,' and the same of Stella and Yoplait."

"Sounds…er…thrilling…"

"Hahaha."

"Ugh!" groaned Chrissy, stumbling down the stairs.

"Have a good night?" I asked.

"Orlando is the most wonderful snogger―"

"Snogger?  Since when did you use English slang, like the British?" I asked.  (A/N- I'm American.  For those of us who r like, 'What is a snogger?' snog is kiss in 'British.'  Just so ya know!)

"Since last night!" Chrissy giggle.  And as I was saying, he is the most wonderful sex-making ability.  It was bliss.  First we just kissed.  Then it got to touching.  Then―"

"Chrissy, we really DO NOT want a play-by-play account of what you and Orlando did.  Please, shut up," I interrupted, as I could tell Ash wasn't going to.  She was too busy staring at Chrissy as though she (A/N- Meaning Chrissy) had gone mad.  Well, she had, but no need to say that.

"Fine then, be that way," muttered Chrissy sullenly.

"Dolle naa lost (T- Your head is empty)," I replied.

"Tampa!  Tanya awra! (T- Stop!  That hurt!)," screamed Chrissy.

"Pina (T- Be silent), Chrissy," I warned.

"Fine," she sulked back.

"Are you ladies done arguing at the top of your lungs?" commented Orlando from upstairs.

"Auta miqula orqu (T- Go kiss an orc)!" I yelled back.

"Oh!  Shot down!" yelped Billy as he and Zelda stumbled out of the bedroom.

"Antolle ulua sulrim (T- Much wind pours from your mouth)!" I replied.

"Melamin (T- My love), will you stop her!" exclaimed Orlando.

"Will you stop please Ara?" asked Chrissy.

"Fine," I conceded.

"A'maelamin (T- My beloved), shall we go?" asked Orlando.

"Yes.  Namaarie (T- Farewell)!" said Chrissy.

"Namaarie!" we all chorused back.

"Well, we better get going," I said to Ash.  I packed up my stuff, woke up Legolas, and went home.

The End

So, what do u think?  That was the end.  Yes, I know, the end sucks ass, but I couldn't think of anything else to end it.  There will be no sequel (I think), so don't expect one.  And I guess that this chappie is almost as bad as chappie 4, if not worse.  Oh well.  Well, thanx for reading this, and review!

~Lady Arabella Sedai