Hey..Welcome to the first chapter, for the sake of consistency, I've updated it and reposted it with the new action indicators! Enjoy!

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Setting: Aeris and Cloud at a bar, having a friendly drink with Sephiroth

[Cloud, Aeris and Sephiroth are sitting on barstools at the counter]

Aeris: [picks up her beer and guzzles it]

Cloud: Whoa...Slow down

Aeris: What's the point of slowing down? [picks up another and guzzles it down]

Sephiroth: Whoa...At this rate she'll die of liver problems from Alcohol before I can stab her

Cloud: Wha...?

Sephiroth: Nevermind..just talking to myself

Cloud: [raises a brow at Sephiroth, then looks down at Seph's sword]

Sephiroth: [notices] You like my sword eh? It's better then that puny buster crap...

Cloud: Leave my sword alone! [draws his sword]

Sephiroth: [unsheathes his Masamune] Wanna go little man?

Cloud: [stances] Bring it on

Citan: [walks in with his sword drawn] We all know my sword is the best

Cloud and Sephiroth: [eyes dart to Citan] Grrrr,,,

Sephiroth: Just what my killing doctor ordered..more Victims...

Aeris: [intoxicated] Wheee! Save the world! Pray Pray! Whee! Holy!

Link: [appears holding the master sword] Mine's the best!

Cloud, Sephiroth and Citan: [eyes dart to Link] ...GRR

Crono: [falls through the roof and lands face flat on the floor]

Everybody: [cringes]

Crono: [stands up and unsheathes the Rainbow] My sword is the best!

Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan and Link: [eyes dart to Crono] GRRRR....

Luke Skywalker: [walks in with his lightsaber] We all know mine is the best!

Cloud: My sword will becomes the busted sword if I try to beat that

Sephiroth: My sword is gonna be called the minimune after it's sliced in half by that thing

Link: My sword isn't feeling very masterful anymore....

Crono: My sword is only going to have a 7% critical hit rate when there's only 10% left of the blade connected to the handle

Citan: We all knew that somebody that is the best would come

Luke Skywalker: [ignites his lightsaber, it's green blade shining bright, making that cool noise]

Aeris: [still drunk] Ohhh...Perdy Light

Luke: [holds his lightsaber high] Hail me! [all the sudden Luke's lightsaber DE-ignites]

Luke: [panics, clicking the ignite button desperately] My batteries are dead! But the commercials said they kept going and going!

Aeris: [runs around in circles] Keeps Going! and Going! and Going! and Going!...

Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan, Link and Crono: [evil grin, and begin closing in on Luke]

Luke: Yipes! [runs out of the bar]

Cloud, Sephiroth, Citan, Link, and Crono: [chases Luke]

Luke: [stops running] Wait a second! I have that certain power! [stops and turns to his pursuing enemies]

Everybody: [skids to a stop]

Crono: And what would that be?

Luke: The force!

Cloud: The force...it's everywhere at all times

Sephiroth: it knows all

Citan: It sees all

Link: It's eternal

Crono: they have something like that on Earth, It's called the Internal Revenue Service

[a black van pulls up and a bunch of people in black suits and ties run up]

IRS agent 1: All right the gig is up...

Sephiroth: I admit it! I'm the one who keeps taking Tax Refunds every year claiming I have 23 children! [breaks down] It wasn't me! It was Jenova I tell you!

IRS agent 1: Uh...We were here to take Mr. Force away [looks at Sephiroth crying]

Sephiroth: [jumps up] Forget I said that

IRS agent 2 + 3: [cuffs Luke and throw him into the back of the van]

IRS agent 1: Let's go [locks the back doors of the van and all 3 of the IRS agents jump in the front and speed off]

Citan: Now where were we?

Link: I believe we were all at each others faces about to battle over who's sword was better at the bar

Crono: OK let's continue from there!

Everybody: [runs back to the bar and jumps into the exact same spot they were before Luke came in]

Cloud: [glares at Sephiroth]

Sephiroth [glares at Cloud and then turns to Citan]

Citan: [glares at Sephiroth and then turns to Link]

Link: [glares at Citan and then turns to Crono]

Crono: [glares at Link and then to Cloud]

Cloud: [looks around for Aeris, sees her take a quick sip of beer and then plays marbles with her white materia] .....

Aeris: I'm gonna win this time! Whee! [drunkenly shoots the white materia at the marbles and misses completely as it rolls behind the bar to the tender's side]

Cloud: [turns back to the rest of the sword gang] It's time...to find out who's the best

Tune in next time to find out who will emerge victorious in the battle for the best sword!