Welcome to the Second Chapter! There was some issues with the action indicators formely used, so we switched to [ ] instead! Hope you can get used to it!
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Cloud, Sephiroth, Crono, Citan, and Link: [yell and scream and run at each other]
Crono: HOLD IT! WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Citan: It's the year 2000
Crono: You mean lavos has already attacked the outside world? while we sat here in this bar..
Citan: Uh..no..
Crono: !!!!! [spazzes out] That lousy gesper, stupid keeper of time
Cloud: [grins evily at Citan, flaring up with an Aura around him]
Sephiroth:[charges up at Crono] You'll die easier than Aeris will soon..
Cloud: [looks at Sephiroth] ...what?
Sephiroth: [slashes Crono] Errr..you didn't hear anything
Crono: [blocks the first slash with a turn of his wrist and immediately retaliates with a vertical slash]
Sephiroth: [reflects the blow, swords clanging as blade meets blade]
Citan: [looks at Cloud boredly, tapping his foot in an invisble rhythm] Anytime now..
Cloud: Oh yeah! OMNISLASH! [raises his sword at citan, his aura flaring up about him]
Link: [stabs Cloud in the back while he's busy about to do omnislash, and laughed]
Cloud: Gah, I knew that this omnislash thing wasn't a good idea [falls to the ground, clutching his back as pain
echoed throughout his body]
Sephiroth: That was cheap link!! [charges at link, flying like a bullet]
Cloud: [laying on the floor groaning loudly in pain] Sephiroth..having morals? Oh man, I must've been hit really hard
Link: Sephiroth! Prepare to die! [spun around, sending his weapon through Sephiroth's mid section]
Sephiroth: [gets cut in half and dies, in a spasm, his arm tosses up his sword, which lands stabbed into the ground]
Ahh!
Link: Hahahaha! [dashed over to citan quickly] I am... [performing a quick slash at Citan]
Citan: An idiot [effortlessly counters the blow, knocking Link's sword back, and followed through with another slice]
Link: Shut up old man [as Citan's arm flew down to deliver the blow, he slashed his other arm's tendant] I am Invincible!
Citan: [clutches his wound for a moment, before slamming his sword down into link's shoulder]
Crono: [dashed over past Link and Citan, holding out his blade to slash both of them in a line] Both of you shut up!
Link: [getting slashed to heck, and he was weakening, yet would never admit] I'm still alive, I'm invincible!
Citan and Crono: [a stare down began, before the two dueled visciously]
Link: yes time for another cheap shot! [flew towards them, as if he weight nothing] I am invinc--[his foot caught on Cloud's body and tripped him up, sending falling flat on his face] GAH!
Cloud: [regained his composure and laughed from his spot on the ground] So much for that invulnerabiltiy huh? [and he kipped to his feet, ready to fight once more]
Crono: [stared as cloud for a moment, before dismissing Citan] I've got a bigger fish to fry! [ran toward Cloud and fell over Link]
Cloud: that is what I call the Domino effect! [bent his knees and leaped into the air, landing on the other side of the fallen, and flared at Citan]
Citan: [saw cloud running towards him, and as a last resort, did an amazing twisting backflip over Cloud]
Cloud: [lifted the Buster Sword up and sent it down towards Citan, who seemed to be gone, and cloud's sword hit nothing]
Citan: [completed his amazing acrobatic stunt and landed upon Crono and Link] Aha! Who's the old man now?
Link and Crono: [both of the men moaned painfully as their bodies were crushed]
Crono: [decided to make his move and stood up, throwing Citan off balance and causing him to fall onto Link] raaahh!
Link: [let out another moan of despair under Citan's whole weight now]
Aeris: [finally finds her white materia and crawls over to her marble circle, shooting it again drunkly, and watching it roll away]
Crono: [dashes at Cloud and leaped over a white orb rolling by, and crictical double slashes Cloud's sword, breaking it in half]
Cloud: Gah! [held his hand in disbelief, not from pain] This is not my day!
Crono: [laughs cockily in a defiant gesture] Hahaha! I'll do what Link failed to do! Kill Cloud Strife!
Cloud: NEVER! [glanced desperately back at his blade] C'mon Cloud use your head use your head heh..use..my head...[bent at his waist and rammed his blond spiked hair into Crono]
Crono: Ughhh! [the hair penetrated his skin, amazingly, and he fell motionless to the ground, but his voice was active] That's not a sword
Cloud: eh ..it's close enough [he shrugged with a chuckle]
Citan: [finally stood up and flipped off Link, charging at Cloud after standing, and jumped to the side as Crono fell back in his trajectory, and continued towards his prey]
Cloud: [backflipped and landed about ten feet from Citan]
A voice from nowhere: Use the sword, Luke...er I mean Cloud.
Cloud: What the heck?
A voice from nowhere: You heard me, use the sword!
Cloud: I don't have the buster sword, it's busted! and he's coming at me! [watching Citan close in on him]
A voice from nowhere: Oh..right. Use this then! [The Ultima Weapon appears in front of Cloud, floating, light shines down on it, holy music plays]
Cloud: [picks up the Ultima Weapon, light dissapears, music stops]
Citan: [both hands weilding the blade, he sent a powerful blow towards Cloud]
Cloud: [dodges with a quick leap, and then slashed down at Citan]
Citan: [Cloud's valiant efforts became oblivious as Citan jutted his leg out into Cloud's gut, knocking him backwards]
Link: [after a long rest, began to stir, finally he became vertical again] haha! I'm still invincible
Crono: [also stood up after less injury and dusted his tunic off] not today link! [and madly sprinted at him]
Link: [brought his sword up to his shoulder and sent it flying down towards Crono]
Crono: [returned fire with his own attack into link's weapon, the clash was so hard that both swords break in half] ....
Link: [almost weapt as the master sword was split and tossed the handle and stub away, and retreated to Sephiroth's sword plotted into the ground, removing it from it's stake]
Crono: [backs away slowly in fear, he was defenseless] NOO! Is this the untimely end of Crono?
Link: [raises the Masamune,and slashed diagnolly down into Crono] Yes! Two kills for Link!
Mysterious Voice: No, Only one [steps out into the shadows revealing himself as Sephiroth]
Link: Ahh! You're back from the dead!!
Sephiroth: [kicksed harshly at Link's hand holding the masamune, causing it to fly into the air]
Link: [held his beaten hand shakily in disbelief]
Sephiroth: [caught the masamune by the handle and pointed it at Link] I knew those mako freak clones would come in handy
Link: [glanced to Sephiroth as if he still wasn't sure his existed, and drew the hylian shield to defend himself] No, you're dead..
Sephiroth: Can a Dead man do this?! [his sword cut through the air, the shield falling into two]
Link: [dropped his useless shield and started running]
Sephiroth: [being in much better shape from so much killing, he was much quicker and gave chase, catching up to Link]
IRS Agent: Did you know there's a tax on Clones? [looks at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ....You're still here?...
IRS Agent: Hey, Where is your 23 kids?!
Cloud and Crono and Citan: [they all stared at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ..uh..at a daycare!
IRS Agent: 23 kids at a daycare?!
Sephiroth: Yeah! [pushes the IRS agent onto his ass and sped after link] Stop wasting my time
Cloud: [rolled his eyes at the antics and focused back on Citan, sending an attack his way]
Crono: [stuck out his sword to block the blow] Why did I just stop an attack against my enemy? [looks confused with himself]
Citan: [shrugs, stabbing Crono]
Crono: [falls down to the ground, breathing heavily not to mention bleeding heavily]
Cloud: [slashes Citan's sword to the side and stabs him with his pointy hair]
Citan: [falls down on Crono]
Link: [flies by cloud causing Cloud to spin around]
Cloud: Whoa...dizzy [spins around]
Sephiroth: [flies past Cloud also, causing him to spin more]
Cloud: uhh..I not feel so good [throws up on Crono and Citan]
Aeris: [watches Link and Sephiroth fly by] *hiccup* Whee! Follow the leader! [runs after them]
Sephiroth: [catches up to Link and slashes the back of his knees]
Link: [falls to the ground] Let's call it..a draw?
Sephiroth: I don't think so [stabs Link through the chest, the Masamune coming out the other side of Link's body]
Link: [falls down not moving]
Sephiroth: [slides the Blade out of Link's body] ((Look familiar to anyone?))
Sephiroth: [smirks at Link, turning away] I'm the best
IRS Agent: [catches back up with Sephiroth finally] Clone tax!
Sephiroth: AHHHH!!!! [runs like hell]
Cloud: [kicks Crono and Citan] get up
Crono: [gets up weakly, punching Citan, who is still on the floor]
Citan: Cheap! [flips up slashing Crono]
Cloud: Shut up! [spins around slashing them both]
Crono: [gets slashed by Cloud]
Citan: [block Cloud's slash since he still has his sword]
Sephiroth: [dashes towards Citan, slashing him three times, caushing his clothes to have a "Z" in them] I am Zorro!
Cloud: uh...no..
Sephiroth: well I figured we both dressed in black you know?
Cloud: Uh..no
Aeris: [grabs the IRS agent and pulls him down] You looking for a good time?
IRS Agent: No, I'm looking for Mr. Sephiroth..father of 23, you seen him?
Aeris: [looks at the IRS agent] Sephiroth...*hiccup*..has issues
IRS agent: How old are you miss?
Aeris: I'm 22
IRS agent: Where's your designated Driver?
Aeris: [points at Citan] He's there
Sephiroth: [slashes Citan's neck, causing him to fall down and slowly bleed to death]
Aeris: Nevermind..
Cloud: [flares up in an Aura] OMNISLASH! [raises his sword and slashes Crono tons of times]
Crono: [gets slashed hundreds of times and falls to the ground]
Sephiroth: I don't like that move...Promise never to use it ever again.. [looks nervously at Cloud]
Cloud: Huh?
Cloud: [glares at Sephiroth, gripping the Ultima weapon tightly]
Sephiroth: [smirks at Cloud, slicing the Masamune in the air]
Aeris: [looks at Cloud and Sephiroth, swiggin' another beer, and walks up to Cloud, her hair all messy, and her dress torn] do I look fine to you cloud?
Cloud: Uh..You look great Aeris..go sit down
Aeris: Now this, is the good stuff [opens a bottle of some liquor and drinks it]
Mysterious Voice: It's this way, I know it is
Aeris: [cringes] Ok, that wasn't the good stuff [chucks the bottle behind her]
Mysterious Voice #2: Just shut up and let's go
Both Mysterious Voices: [enter the bar]
Cloud and Sephiroth: [turns to the door, looking to see who it is....]
Will Cloud beat Sephiroth?
Who are these mysterious new people?
Will the IRS agent ever find Sephiroth?
Will the Ultima Weapon be any match for the Masamune?
Why is Aeris so tipsy?
Will I ever stop asking these annoying questions?
Tune in next time...
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Cloud, Sephiroth, Crono, Citan, and Link: [yell and scream and run at each other]
Crono: HOLD IT! WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Citan: It's the year 2000
Crono: You mean lavos has already attacked the outside world? while we sat here in this bar..
Citan: Uh..no..
Crono: !!!!! [spazzes out] That lousy gesper, stupid keeper of time
Cloud: [grins evily at Citan, flaring up with an Aura around him]
Sephiroth:[charges up at Crono] You'll die easier than Aeris will soon..
Cloud: [looks at Sephiroth] ...what?
Sephiroth: [slashes Crono] Errr..you didn't hear anything
Crono: [blocks the first slash with a turn of his wrist and immediately retaliates with a vertical slash]
Sephiroth: [reflects the blow, swords clanging as blade meets blade]
Citan: [looks at Cloud boredly, tapping his foot in an invisble rhythm] Anytime now..
Cloud: Oh yeah! OMNISLASH! [raises his sword at citan, his aura flaring up about him]
Link: [stabs Cloud in the back while he's busy about to do omnislash, and laughed]
Cloud: Gah, I knew that this omnislash thing wasn't a good idea [falls to the ground, clutching his back as pain
echoed throughout his body]
Sephiroth: That was cheap link!! [charges at link, flying like a bullet]
Cloud: [laying on the floor groaning loudly in pain] Sephiroth..having morals? Oh man, I must've been hit really hard
Link: Sephiroth! Prepare to die! [spun around, sending his weapon through Sephiroth's mid section]
Sephiroth: [gets cut in half and dies, in a spasm, his arm tosses up his sword, which lands stabbed into the ground]
Ahh!
Link: Hahahaha! [dashed over to citan quickly] I am... [performing a quick slash at Citan]
Citan: An idiot [effortlessly counters the blow, knocking Link's sword back, and followed through with another slice]
Link: Shut up old man [as Citan's arm flew down to deliver the blow, he slashed his other arm's tendant] I am Invincible!
Citan: [clutches his wound for a moment, before slamming his sword down into link's shoulder]
Crono: [dashed over past Link and Citan, holding out his blade to slash both of them in a line] Both of you shut up!
Link: [getting slashed to heck, and he was weakening, yet would never admit] I'm still alive, I'm invincible!
Citan and Crono: [a stare down began, before the two dueled visciously]
Link: yes time for another cheap shot! [flew towards them, as if he weight nothing] I am invinc--[his foot caught on Cloud's body and tripped him up, sending falling flat on his face] GAH!
Cloud: [regained his composure and laughed from his spot on the ground] So much for that invulnerabiltiy huh? [and he kipped to his feet, ready to fight once more]
Crono: [stared as cloud for a moment, before dismissing Citan] I've got a bigger fish to fry! [ran toward Cloud and fell over Link]
Cloud: that is what I call the Domino effect! [bent his knees and leaped into the air, landing on the other side of the fallen, and flared at Citan]
Citan: [saw cloud running towards him, and as a last resort, did an amazing twisting backflip over Cloud]
Cloud: [lifted the Buster Sword up and sent it down towards Citan, who seemed to be gone, and cloud's sword hit nothing]
Citan: [completed his amazing acrobatic stunt and landed upon Crono and Link] Aha! Who's the old man now?
Link and Crono: [both of the men moaned painfully as their bodies were crushed]
Crono: [decided to make his move and stood up, throwing Citan off balance and causing him to fall onto Link] raaahh!
Link: [let out another moan of despair under Citan's whole weight now]
Aeris: [finally finds her white materia and crawls over to her marble circle, shooting it again drunkly, and watching it roll away]
Crono: [dashes at Cloud and leaped over a white orb rolling by, and crictical double slashes Cloud's sword, breaking it in half]
Cloud: Gah! [held his hand in disbelief, not from pain] This is not my day!
Crono: [laughs cockily in a defiant gesture] Hahaha! I'll do what Link failed to do! Kill Cloud Strife!
Cloud: NEVER! [glanced desperately back at his blade] C'mon Cloud use your head use your head heh..use..my head...[bent at his waist and rammed his blond spiked hair into Crono]
Crono: Ughhh! [the hair penetrated his skin, amazingly, and he fell motionless to the ground, but his voice was active] That's not a sword
Cloud: eh ..it's close enough [he shrugged with a chuckle]
Citan: [finally stood up and flipped off Link, charging at Cloud after standing, and jumped to the side as Crono fell back in his trajectory, and continued towards his prey]
Cloud: [backflipped and landed about ten feet from Citan]
A voice from nowhere: Use the sword, Luke...er I mean Cloud.
Cloud: What the heck?
A voice from nowhere: You heard me, use the sword!
Cloud: I don't have the buster sword, it's busted! and he's coming at me! [watching Citan close in on him]
A voice from nowhere: Oh..right. Use this then! [The Ultima Weapon appears in front of Cloud, floating, light shines down on it, holy music plays]
Cloud: [picks up the Ultima Weapon, light dissapears, music stops]
Citan: [both hands weilding the blade, he sent a powerful blow towards Cloud]
Cloud: [dodges with a quick leap, and then slashed down at Citan]
Citan: [Cloud's valiant efforts became oblivious as Citan jutted his leg out into Cloud's gut, knocking him backwards]
Link: [after a long rest, began to stir, finally he became vertical again] haha! I'm still invincible
Crono: [also stood up after less injury and dusted his tunic off] not today link! [and madly sprinted at him]
Link: [brought his sword up to his shoulder and sent it flying down towards Crono]
Crono: [returned fire with his own attack into link's weapon, the clash was so hard that both swords break in half] ....
Link: [almost weapt as the master sword was split and tossed the handle and stub away, and retreated to Sephiroth's sword plotted into the ground, removing it from it's stake]
Crono: [backs away slowly in fear, he was defenseless] NOO! Is this the untimely end of Crono?
Link: [raises the Masamune,and slashed diagnolly down into Crono] Yes! Two kills for Link!
Mysterious Voice: No, Only one [steps out into the shadows revealing himself as Sephiroth]
Link: Ahh! You're back from the dead!!
Sephiroth: [kicksed harshly at Link's hand holding the masamune, causing it to fly into the air]
Link: [held his beaten hand shakily in disbelief]
Sephiroth: [caught the masamune by the handle and pointed it at Link] I knew those mako freak clones would come in handy
Link: [glanced to Sephiroth as if he still wasn't sure his existed, and drew the hylian shield to defend himself] No, you're dead..
Sephiroth: Can a Dead man do this?! [his sword cut through the air, the shield falling into two]
Link: [dropped his useless shield and started running]
Sephiroth: [being in much better shape from so much killing, he was much quicker and gave chase, catching up to Link]
IRS Agent: Did you know there's a tax on Clones? [looks at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ....You're still here?...
IRS Agent: Hey, Where is your 23 kids?!
Cloud and Crono and Citan: [they all stared at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ..uh..at a daycare!
IRS Agent: 23 kids at a daycare?!
Sephiroth: Yeah! [pushes the IRS agent onto his ass and sped after link] Stop wasting my time
Cloud: [rolled his eyes at the antics and focused back on Citan, sending an attack his way]
Crono: [stuck out his sword to block the blow] Why did I just stop an attack against my enemy? [looks confused with himself]
Citan: [shrugs, stabbing Crono]
Crono: [falls down to the ground, breathing heavily not to mention bleeding heavily]
Cloud: [slashes Citan's sword to the side and stabs him with his pointy hair]
Citan: [falls down on Crono]
Link: [flies by cloud causing Cloud to spin around]
Cloud: Whoa...dizzy [spins around]
Sephiroth: [flies past Cloud also, causing him to spin more]
Cloud: uhh..I not feel so good [throws up on Crono and Citan]
Aeris: [watches Link and Sephiroth fly by] *hiccup* Whee! Follow the leader! [runs after them]
Sephiroth: [catches up to Link and slashes the back of his knees]
Link: [falls to the ground] Let's call it..a draw?
Sephiroth: I don't think so [stabs Link through the chest, the Masamune coming out the other side of Link's body]
Link: [falls down not moving]
Sephiroth: [slides the Blade out of Link's body] ((Look familiar to anyone?))
Sephiroth: [smirks at Link, turning away] I'm the best
IRS Agent: [catches back up with Sephiroth finally] Clone tax!
Sephiroth: AHHHH!!!! [runs like hell]
Cloud: [kicks Crono and Citan] get up
Crono: [gets up weakly, punching Citan, who is still on the floor]
Citan: Cheap! [flips up slashing Crono]
Cloud: Shut up! [spins around slashing them both]
Crono: [gets slashed by Cloud]
Citan: [block Cloud's slash since he still has his sword]
Sephiroth: [dashes towards Citan, slashing him three times, caushing his clothes to have a "Z" in them] I am Zorro!
Cloud: uh...no..
Sephiroth: well I figured we both dressed in black you know?
Cloud: Uh..no
Aeris: [grabs the IRS agent and pulls him down] You looking for a good time?
IRS Agent: No, I'm looking for Mr. Sephiroth..father of 23, you seen him?
Aeris: [looks at the IRS agent] Sephiroth...*hiccup*..has issues
IRS agent: How old are you miss?
Aeris: I'm 22
IRS agent: Where's your designated Driver?
Aeris: [points at Citan] He's there
Sephiroth: [slashes Citan's neck, causing him to fall down and slowly bleed to death]
Aeris: Nevermind..
Cloud: [flares up in an Aura] OMNISLASH! [raises his sword and slashes Crono tons of times]
Crono: [gets slashed hundreds of times and falls to the ground]
Sephiroth: I don't like that move...Promise never to use it ever again.. [looks nervously at Cloud]
Cloud: Huh?
Cloud: [glares at Sephiroth, gripping the Ultima weapon tightly]
Sephiroth: [smirks at Cloud, slicing the Masamune in the air]
Aeris: [looks at Cloud and Sephiroth, swiggin' another beer, and walks up to Cloud, her hair all messy, and her dress torn] do I look fine to you cloud?
Cloud: Uh..You look great Aeris..go sit down
Aeris: Now this, is the good stuff [opens a bottle of some liquor and drinks it]
Mysterious Voice: It's this way, I know it is
Aeris: [cringes] Ok, that wasn't the good stuff [chucks the bottle behind her]
Mysterious Voice #2: Just shut up and let's go
Both Mysterious Voices: [enter the bar]
Cloud and Sephiroth: [turns to the door, looking to see who it is....]
Will Cloud beat Sephiroth?
Who are these mysterious new people?
Will the IRS agent ever find Sephiroth?
Will the Ultima Weapon be any match for the Masamune?
Why is Aeris so tipsy?
Will I ever stop asking these annoying questions?
Tune in next time...