Grandpa: "YA--MI!!"

Yugi: (raises an eyebrow) "Huh?" (he looks up at Yami) "Hey, Yami, isn't that your--"

Yami: (gives his counterpart's sides a quick squeeze before gracefully jumping over the couch and jogging into the den. Upon entering, he finds Grandpa at the computer terminal. He sighs and walks over, standing behind the chair) "Grandpa..." (Yami then drapes his slender arm around the top of the chair and leans his face toward the computer screen and frowns at what he sees. He scowls) "Tsk. Grandpa!!! You're in my email!!!(he takes hold of the mouse and X's out of the window)

Grandpa: (getting on the offensive) "Well! If a certain someone, and I won't name who, didn't save it as his homepage--!!"

Yami: (rolls his eyes and groans as he spins on his heels, bumping smack dab into Yugi. Slightly irritated, he runs a hand through his hair) "What do you want??"

Yugi: (motions for Yami to come closer. Once close enough, Yugi whispers in his ear) "You know, we could use the computer to send out emails to the others to come along too!"

Yami: (says nothing but nods; agreeing that it would be a good idea. Then he switches his attention to Grandpa. They had to get him off first)

Yugi: "Oh, Grandpa?"

Grandpa: "Yes? Oh! What is this?"

Yami and Yugi: "?"

Grandpa: (squints at the screen) "Who is this? Some named 'Majestic_PNS'."

Yami: (flushes)

Yugi: (blushes)

Grandpa: ".And he sent you an email. 'Hello Yami. It is I, Seto Kaiba--'"

Yami: (bolts to the computer and X's out of the program)

Grandpa: "Wh-what are you---?"

Yami: (sweatdrops) "Grandpa!! Don't go into my email!! You're disturbing my privacy!!"

Grandpa: "Well, you're the one getting saucy emails from another young man! Don't you think that's a good reason to 'disturb you privacy'!? Well?!

Yugi: (watches the two as they face off)

Yami: (slams a hand to his chest) "MY PLEASURE AND MISGUIDED SEXUALITY ARE MY OWN CONCERN!!"

Yugi: "Yami!!"

Yami: ".And Yugi's too."

Yugi: (smiles)

Yami: "So please back off!"

Grandpa: (is taken aback by Yami's outburst, but settles with it) "Fine in return I request that you now leave me in peace.Mr. Casanova." (raises an eyebrow)

Yami: (mutters a curse then storms out)

Yugi: (distraughtly watches him go. Then he turns to his grandpa) "Um, Grandpa."

Grandpa: "Yes Yugi?"

Yugi: (turns white and is at a loss for words. He had forgotten about the invitation! Briskly, he tells his grandfather that he and everyone else were going to hang out for for the day)

Grandpa: "Hang out where?"

Yugi: "Um." (he really like lying to his grandfather, but, Yami seemed really excited about going so.) "Just out to the park...um..."

Grandpa: "Why?"

Yugi: (fidgets nervously and starts to nibble at his thumb) "Um...to...to help Mokuba with his homework again."

Grandpa: "Got you."

Yugi: "Huh?!"

Grandpa: " You're planning to go to the Kaiba residence, are you not?"

Yugi: "Uhh"

Grandpa: "Because if you were going to the park, it would be a little hard for you to help Mokuba with his school work, hmm?"

Yugi: (looks down, accepting the uneasiness of his folly) "Yes...you're absolutely right."

Grandpa: "Look at me."

Yugi: (Does as he's told)

Grandpa: "Yes, you may go, but under one condition; you two are back here before dark. No spending the night, understand?"

Yugi: (cringes) "Grandpa! This is Kaiba we're talking about, not Joey!"

Grandpa: "Ahhh but if Yami has an odd...fetish in liking the close company of....other young men, then I must say I have same concerns involving you too."

Yugi: (sweatdrops as an image of Joey comes to mind) "Uhhhhhh..."

Grandpa: "Just kidding, Yugi! Hahaha! Yes you may get on-line, but only after I'm done." (he winks at his grandson and pats him playfully on the head) "Run along now."

Yugi: (bows to his Grandpa and smiles) "Thank-you!!!" (he then runs off to tell Yami)

Grandpa: (sits back at his computer and clicks on a few things. He then comes upon smile again, but this time it's not Yami's he comes across!) "What is this?"

Yugi: "--And so we can go as soon as Grandpa gets off and we email everyone."

Yami: (laying sprawled out on the couch. He lifts a lazy eye to Yugi) "Good. But don't overdo it. You're no commando, Yugi."

Yugi: "I know that! I'm just being a good friend! Besides, I'm quite satisfied with being myself! It's not right pretending to be someone you're not." (smiles)

Grandpa: Alllllright, now just one of you tell me...WHO IS 'ROMAN_HANDS_RUSSIAN_FINGERS'?!?"

Yugi: (turns white)

Grandpa: "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"