Last time we were here..Squall was dragged off by Aeris. Very nice, well, looks like it's time to get this Fanfiction into X-rated materials..Just kidding!

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Aeris: [leads Squall over to a table] So...what kind of women do you like? [sat down intently staring over at Squall]

Squall: Well...I like sorceress' with magical powers. [he looked over at Aeris]

Aeris: how about Ancients? do you like ancients?

Squall: You're ancient? you're telling me!

Aeris: Hey..I'm not ancient..I said I am an Ancient.

Squall: What's an ancient?

Aeris: Well..um..nevermind [she wandered off, leaving Squall there alone]

Squall: Eh....I guess this would be a pretty convenient time to take a leak...[he went into the bathroom]

Sephiroth: [he was levitating peacefully now, seeming to be in a deep meditation] The flood shall come when the stream is released.

[Echoes are heard from the bathroom] Ahh..It's all over my hands!

Sephiroth: [he sighed, turning his head to Seifer, as if seeing him, regardless of his eyes being closed] I see great pain in the future.

Seifer: Whose future?

Sephiroth: The nut will succumb to the nutcracker [Sephiroth nodded knowingly, eerily silent and calm]

Seifer: [gasp] NOOO! [he laughed and pointed at Sephiroth]

Sephiroth: Beware the ides of your pants, the nut will succum to the nutcracker.

Seifer: Thank you Soothsayer... [sarcastically]

Cloud: [he suddenly took notice that nobody was fighting whatsoever, he knew he had to take action] I should do something..but when? and with what? to who?!

Aeris: [she moaped over to Cloud] Honey, do I like ancient to you?

Cloud: No. Please don't interrupt, I'm trying to think of something....when...with what...to who?

Aeris: now is generally good

Cloud:...Yes..now...but with what? [his eyes shifted]

Aeris: Your sword [she chirped in happily]

Cloud: Yes..my sword..but who?

Aeris: [on a roll] Cloud Strife!

Cloud: Yes...I will kill Cloud, with my sword, right no-HEY..I'm Cloud! [He looked over at Aeris with a glare]

Aeris: Don't ask for my help again.. [she pouted and wandered off to the ladies room] I need to find a mirror..

Cloud: [stood there bewildered] I really need to dump her...

Child Link: [took a run at Cloud while he was distracted, kokiri blade in hand]

Seifer: [he suddenly stepped in front of Link, snatching his sword from his hand] Hehehehehe...Look what I've got little Link!

Child Link: heey..gimme it back!

Seifer: Gonna have to get it [he held it about shoulder length high]

Child Link: Hey...gimme! [he jumped up, and barely missed it] Gimme it back! [jumps again] Gimme! [jumps again] Gimme! [jumps again]

Squall: [runs over to Seifer, wiping his hands on his pants] Quickly Seifer! Read this schedule! I found on the men's room wall! It says "The Links will break"..and there's more!

Seifer: Not now..What touches us ourselves shall be first served..I'm enjoying this [he grinned, amused by Link's constant jumping]

Squall: Delay Not! Read it instantly!

Seifer: Let me do what I want..[he pushed Squall away, continuing to tease Link]

Child Link: C'mon [kept jumping up and down]

Seifer: Gotta reach it [he held it lower for him]

Child Link: [leapt up to grab it, but Seifer pulled the blade up, causing him to miss] .......

((Does anybody else see where this is going?))

Seifer: Hehehe...Aww..Link's too short and can't reach his sword..he's so cuuu-

Child Link: [slams his fist into Seifer's crotch]

Seifer: ......... [crumples, dropping Link's sword]

Sephiroth: The nut has succumb.. [calmly still]

Child Link: [picked it up] Yaay!

Cloud: [another realization occured, once again, nobody was fighting, he ran over at Squall]

Squall: [quickly picked up his gunblade, and returned the favor, swinging it at Cloud]

Cloud: [quickly parried the blow, only to turn around and swing at Link]

Child Link: [ducked down and slid under Cloud, coming up next to Squall]

Sephiroth: I see great pain in the future... [he said once more]

Seifer: God no....not again. [moaned loudly from his place on the floor]

Sephiroth: Not you..for Link and Cloud! [he suddenly lanced off from his levitating position]

Child Link: [he turned his blade into Squall's leg]

Squall: [he stepped back to dodge the blow, then pushed past Link and Cloud, ignoring them both as he ran at Sephiroth]

Cloud: [he tripped down Squall as he ran by]

Squall: Ahh...[fell down next to Seifer]

Sephiroth: [he floats in front of Cloud] Hahahahahahahahaha.. Die Strife! [he swings his masamune blade quickly down]

Squall: [stands back up, knocking Sephiroth over] I'm better.

Sephiroth: [falls backwards onto his head] ughh...

Cloud: [lets out a sigh of relief]

Child Link: Don't think you're out of it yet. [he tossed himself towards Cloud]

Seifer: [suddenly lifted his leg up, connecting it into Link's crotch as he ran]

Child Link: [goes down..moaning]

Seifer: Somebody HAD to do that. [he gripped onto his gunblade, glancing over at Cloud and Squall] Ready or not..here Seifer comes! [he ran up towards the back of Cloud]

Cloud: [he ignored Seifer, and flared up in an aura] Meteorain!

Squall: [also ignored Seifer, and flared in his aura] Meteora-I mean..Blasting Zone!

Cloud: [his aura dispeled and he flipped up...meteors hailed down from the slashes of his sword in mid-air]

Squall: Shit.....[his aura dispeled, and he held up his gunblade, a whole beam emitted from it, blasting a large hole in the roof]

Bartender: Oh thanks...I've been needing to get a skylight [mumbles and rolls his eyes] (([gasp] The Bartender can talk!))

Squall: [ignored the bartender as well, and shot the beam down into Cloud's meteors, annihilating all of them, also his concentrated blast nailed Cloud]

Cloud: [was knocked back off his feet, flying into the incoming Seifer] Ughhh....

Seifer: [hit by Cloud]

Both: [flew back into the wall, landing against it, collapsing onto each other on the floor]

Aeris: [wandered over to Cloud and Seifer, poking them both] Heeelllooooo? [she pulled out a bottle of scotch from her pocket, and engulfed the entire liquid portion within] Hehehe [she took a hold of the unconscious Cloud's hand, and stuck it upon Seifer's butt]

Child Link: [glanced over upon Aeris, Seifer, and Cloud, wondering what in the world was going on]

Sephiroth: [he stood up finally, chargin over at the confused Link] Prepare to DIE!

Child Link: [he whipped around and saw Sephiroth coming at him, and pulled out his Ocarina]

Sephiroth: That won't help you now...it's a sword fight boy! [his arm arced back, getting ready to strike Link]

Child Link: [he put the instrument to his lips, playing a soft tune]

Sephiroth: [he approached Link, bringing up his arm forward]

Child Link: [put down the instrument, and suddenly was engulfed in white wings, dissapearing]

Sephiroth: [he slammed through nothingness, his blade following through to stab into Aeris]

Aeris: NOOO! [she cried out]

Cloud: [awoke quickly and looked over at his hand] ..... [then glanced up towards Aeris] NOOOOOO! I haven't had a chance to dump her!

Sephiroth: NOOO! It's not supposed to happen until the end of Disc 1! We're not even on Disc 0!

Aeris: [collapsed down and laid motionless upon the ground]

Cloud: [he looked over at Aeris for a brief moment,then lifted her body into his arms] Aeris.....

Child Link: [re-appeared behind Cloud] I'm sowwie...

Cloud: You'd better fix this.. [he turned over to look at Child Link]

Child Link: I know just the thing [he picked up his Ocarina, and put it to his lips]

Seifer: [he hopped up and looked over at the kid] What's going on?

Squall: [he wondered over next to Link and Seifer] Yeah...really.

Child Link: [he played another soft melody, suddenly a blue aura erupted about him]

Seifer: Hey..Lemme see that! [he snatched for Link's Ocarina]

Squall: [he grabbed a hold of Seifer's arm] You idiot! Don't take it! He's trying to hel-

[Link, Squall and Seifer dissapear, and fly through a vertex of blue]

Squall: Whoa..Seifer...did you take drugs again?

Seifer: You idiot...Why would my drugs effect you?

Child Link: You guys really did it now..

Squall: [shrugs]

[They suddenly drop back onto a dark street, directly into a dumpster, they got up and looked around]

Squall: where are we?...ugh ..my head [he stood up, climbing out of the dumpster]

Seifer: Heeeellp...

Child Link: I dunno...

Squall: [glanced back into the dumpster, seeing Seifer covered in what appears to be Burger King food]...Oh my god..you poor man [he pulled Seifer out of the dumpster]

Child Link: [he climbed up out of the dumpster, barely] Oh thanks for helping..

Seifer: I know..they could've at least had McDonalds food! I mean..I'm the stupidest person, and even then I know McDonalds is better. [he leapt out of the dumpster] Where's our gunblades?

Squall: They must not have come back with us..where are we?

Seifer: It looks like we're a few blocks from the bar..I remember looking down this alleyway when we walked by.

Child Link: You guys walked? heh..I just used the song of soaring.

Squall: Shut up...look what happened you used that stupid song..you killed Aeris

Child Link: [looked down slightly] But I fixed it..

Seifer: How long does it take to get there?

Squall: I don't know...I'm not Psychic. [he looked down at a card in his hand, the other held his gunblade] The card says its only a few blocks away...

Seifer: What the hell? I didn't say that

Squall: Neither did I.

Child Link: Um....oh boy [knows exactly what's going on]

Seifer: Did you hear something Squall?

Squall: I don't think so..

Squall: SEIFER! [he whispered loudly] It's US.

Seifer: US?! We're back from the future! [jumped up and down giddily]

Squall: What's going on down there? [he wandered down the street]

Squall: Shit..back in the dumpster! [quietly]

[Both Squall and Seifer climb back into the dumpster]

Squall: LINK! [he grabbed Link and pulled him in, closing the lid]

Squall: [he walked down the alleyway, glancing around, gripping onto his gunblade] Nothing..

Seifer: [right behind Squall] Yea...

Squall: You suck Seifer.

Squall: ?

Child Link: [surpresses giggles]

Seifer: Hey Squall...if you want a piece of me..anytime! [he turned to face Squall, holding up his gunblade]

Squall: I didn't say anything you looney! [shrugged his shoulders]

Seifer: Heh heh..good one squall.[snickers]

Seifer: ?

Squall: What's going on here? [glancing around suspiciously]

Seifer: You're an idiot that's what.

Seifer: ?

Squall: Let's get up and take 'em by surprise. [quietly]

Seifer: Okay...One...two..three [quietly]

Both: [jump from the garbage dumpster] AIIEE!

Seifer: Oww..my head [rubs his head, he had just jumped into the lid]

Squall: oh great..thanks for blowing the element of surprise....[glances down into the pile of trash] LINK, You're supposed to help..

Child Link: Um..no thanks.

Squall: [turns around and looks at himself] AHHH!

Seifer:[does the same] AHHH!

Squall: [can't help himself] AHHH!

Seifer: [shrugs, and goes along with it] AHHH!

[they all stand there screaming, Child Link covers his ears]

Squall: Give us those gunblades

Seifer: Never!

Seifer: Yes!

Squall: We'll just have to take them by force [he glanced over at Seifer, giving him the nod to go]

Seifer: Just give them the gunblades Squall

Squall: Okay.. [he began to hand his over]

Seifer [knocks Squall in the head] Idiot..I didn't say that!

Seifer: Just give them the gunblades Squall

Squall: [hits Seifer on the head] Idiot..It's not going to work now!

Seifer: just take them Squall! [he swings his gunblade into Seifer]

Squall: We should really try to work things ou-[he looks over at Seifer, then shrugs] Ahh well...[slammed his gunblade into Squall]

[Both Squall and Seifer fell to the ground, Squall's card slipped from his pocket]

Squall: [bended over and picked up the card, looking down at it] What is this?

Seifer: [dumping the bodies back in the dumpster] What is what?

Squall: Nothing.

Seifer: Exactly....Nothing at all...we never saw anything or heard anything..

Child Link: no..but I did... [he waved to Seifer from inside the dumpster]

Seifer: Kid..what're you doing in there? [he pulled Link out]

Child Link: Um...I eat garbage? [shrugged]

Squall: [pushes Seifer aside, taking and putting Link down] Kid..you going somewhere?

Child Link: Well there is this bar a few blocks away..

Seifer: A kid going to the bar..what's up with today's children? [he shrugged]

Squall: What are you talking about? We're only seventeen..SHHH [he walked out back onto the street] This guy had the same card as me.

Seifer: Eh, there's no point in wasting energy carrying TWO cards.

Squall: You're right [he dropped the card, which landed on the street]

[Link and Seifer followed him onto the street]

Seifer: [he looked back] Hey..there's a van coming.

Squall: Maybe we can get a ride..we lost a lot of time with these idiots...

[Squall, Seifer, and Link leap onto a passing van as it drives by, holding onto the handles of the swinging doors in the back]

Squall: Hey..this is an IRS Van..

Seifer: [shudders] Yeah..weird.

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Yes..That left you a bit intrigued didn't it? heh heh. Now for my annoying questions:

What's going on?
What was the whole double Seifer and Squall thing about?
Is Squall good on his taxes?
Has Seifer been claiming he is blind?
Is Link old enough to even do taxes?
Does Cloud even care?
Tune in Next Time!