Last time we were here, Young Link had survived into the alternate past, and had changed time already by his presence by causing Squall and Seifer to arrive much earlier than planned. Onto the story!
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Cloud, Sephiroth, Crono, Citan, Squall, Seifer,and Link: [yell and scream and run at each other]
Crono: HOLD IT! WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Citan: It's the year 2000
Squall: No it's not, it's the year 2003! you moron!
Crono: You mean lavos has already attacked the outside world? while we sat here in this bar..
Citan: Uh..no..
Crono: !!!!! [spazzes out] That lousy gesper, stupid keeper of time
Cloud: [grins evily at Citan, flaring up with an Aura around him]
Sephiroth: [charges up at Crono] You'll die easier than Aeris will soon..
Cloud: [looks at Sephiroth] ...what?
Sephiroth: [slashes Crono] Errr..you didn't hear anything
Crono: [blocks the first slash with a turn of his wrist and immediately retaliates with a vertical slash]
Sephiroth: [reflects the blow, swords clanging as blade meets blade]
Citan: [looks at Cloud boredly, tapping his foot in an invisble rhythm] Anytime now..
Cloud: Oh yeah! OMNISLASH! [raises his sword at citan, his aura flaring up about him]
Link: [stabs Cloud in the back while he's busy about to do omnislash, and laughed]
Cloud: Gah, I knew that this omnislash thing wasn't a good idea [falls to the ground, clutching his back as pain echoed throughout his body]
Young Link: GOO MEE! YES!
Squall: [smacks Young Link on the head] shut up, you.
Young Link: Oh yeah? you want a piece of this?
Seifer: Kick his ass Squall!
Squall: .....You don't hit kids SEIFER! [auras burst of up around him]
Seifer: b-b-b-but you just! [backs away]
Squall: [dives towards Seifer, jumping into the air as he slashes upwards]
Seifer: [barely manages to raise the Hyperion in time to block such an attack] hah!
Sephiroth: That was cheap link!! [charges at link, flying like a bullet]
Cloud: [laying on the floor groaning loudly in pain] Sephiroth..having morals? Oh man, I must've been hit really hard
Link: Sephiroth! Prepare to die! [spun around, sending his weapon through Sephiroth's mid section]
Sephiroth: [gets cut in half and dies, in a spasm, his arm tosses up his sword, which lands stabbed into the ground]
Ahh!
Young Link: GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! [he puts on the Goron Mask, and suddenly becomes a huge rock beast] OH YEAH! THE RYTHYM IS HOT! FEEL THE BEAT! [jumps around, shaking the floor]
Link: [watching the kid] Hahahaha! [dashed over to citan quickly] I am... [performing a quick slash at Citan]
Citan: An idiot! [effortlessly counters the blow, knocking Link's sword back, and followed through with another slice]
Link: Shut up old man [as Citan's arm flew down to deliver the blow, he slashed his other arm's tendant] I am Invincible!
Citan: [clutches his wound for a moment, before slamming his sword down into link's shoulder]
Young Link: [he casually steps over to Citan, and smacks him in the head]
Citan: [drops like a rock] gahh!
Young Link: What's up Doc? NOT YOU! ahahahahaha [giggles]
Link: [starts laughing too]
Squall and Seifer: [both facepalm]
Crono: [dashed over past Link and Young Link, holding out his blade to slash both of them in a line] Both of you shut up!
Link: AIIEE! [ducks and covers]
Young Link: [the blade hits him and gets stuck in his side, yet he remains motionless] was that supposed to do something?
Link: [blinks, stands up, gives the peace sign] AHAHAHA! I'm still alive, I'm invincible! OH YEAH!
Cloud: I'd like to make mention the only reason you're alive is because of the little...big guy. [from the floor]
Link: Listen, Cloud, you're just jealous cause you're not as damn hot as I am
Citan: Shut up Link [he stood up] I'm 48 and I'm still hotter than you.
Crono: Oh you're so not as hot as link, girlfriend [to Citan]
[several people make looks at Crono]
Citan and Crono: [a stare down began]
Crono: [winks at Citan]
Citan: ..... DIE! [rushes at him, a duel between Citan and Crono begins]
Link: yes time for another cheap shot! [flew towards them, as if he weight nothing] I am invinc--[his foot caught on Cloud's body and tripped him up, sending falling flat on his face] GAH!
Cloud: [regained his composure and laughed from his spot on the ground] So much for that invulnerabiltiy huh? [and he kipped to his feet, ready to fight once more]
Squall: [motioned Cloud over] C'mon, it's you on me buddy!
Seifer: YEAH, that's right Squall, KICK HIS ASS
Squall: Get your own fight, pansy
Seifer: [wonders off, and goes to the bar] Give me the hardest shit you've got
Aeris: Now you're talking, I'll take what he's having!
Squall: There's something you should know Cloud, ever since your game, I've been pimping Aeris!
Cloud: HOW COULD YOU AERIS? [he storms over to the bar]
Squall: That's not her name, she needed a hooker name, so she's now...AERITH!
Cloud: wait..that's the same name of the hooker I slept with last night in the alley behind the bar.....!!!
Aeris: How could you Cloud? [slaps him] WITH A HOOKER EVEN!
Squall: [laughs his ass off]
Cloud: .....it was YOU!
Aeris: that's not excusable! we're supposed to be dating, and here you're hiring hookers!
Cloud: .........
Squall: [now doubled over in laughter]
Crono: [stared as squall for a moment, and raised his eyebrows at him, before dismissing Citan] I've got a bigger fish to fry! [ran toward Cloud and fell over Link]
Cloud: Squall! You shall perish! [his auras burst up enough to knock over Aeris' drink]
Aeris: ...CLOOOUDD! [she began crying, she walked over to Crono, helped him up, and walked off with him] C'mon Crono, I have to go to the bathroom [she gave glances back at Cloud]
Cloud: ha, like I have to worry, we all know Crono is...
Seifer: hmm? Crono is what?
Cloud: ya know? coughs
Seifer: ....?
Cloud: you know! he bats for the other team! scores in the wrong goal in soccer!
Seifer: so he gets a little confused, we all have our off days
Squall, Citan, and Cloud: ......
Cloud: [lifted the Buster Sword up and threw it at Seifer, who was sitting at the bar]
Seifer: [quickly threw his glass up and it shattered, but knocked the sword down] Dammnit! I really wanted that..
Crono: [comes back out of the bathroom finally, grinning happily]
Seifer: [he wonders over to Crono] YEAH MAN!
Young Link: [was in the corner, as a kid again] My virgin ears! It was so sickening!
Seifer: YOU GOT SOME! [holds up his hand for a high-five]
Crono: Yeah I did, it was a great heart to heart talk. We discussed our feelings. [smiles]
Young Link: [cringes, covering his ears again] it burns!
Seifer: ........ [he backs away] ....!!!!! YOU RUN THE WRONG WAY WITH THE BALL! [runs off]
Cloud: NOW YOU GET IT?!
Seifer: well you made it so complicated..!
Crono: [decided to make his move and fires off in a blur of speed] AHhhhhhhh!
Cloud: oh shit! [swoops over and picks up the buster sword]
Crono: [dashes at Squall and leaps past him and crictical double slashes Cloud's sword, breaking it in half]
Cloud: Gah! [held his hand in disbelief, not from pain] This is not my day! First Aeris is a hooker! now this!
Crono: [laughs cockily in a defiant gesture] Hahaha! I'll do what Link failed to do! Kill Cloud Strife!
Cloud: NEVER! [glanced desperately back at his blade] C'mon Cloud use your head!..... [grins evily, and then sticks his hand in his pockets] Tell me Crono, what do I have in my pocket?
Crono: Not fair! not fair! It must give us three guesses, yes my precious!
Cloud: alright
Crono: condoms!
Cloud: no...I used my last one with Aer-that's none of your business!
Squall: heh heh heh
Crono: bubble gum?
Cloud: Nope
Crono: condoms?
Squall: heh heh heh
Cloud: ...you just asked THAT! SHUT UP... [glances over at Squall]
Crono: dammnit!
Cloud: [he tosses up a red orb in the air, he holds up his hand and catches it in mid-air] SUMMON!
[Cloud dissapears into thin air]
????: [suddenly a loud sound is heard as a giant yellow bird comes crashing through bar's door, with a mog riding his back] WARK!
Link: HOLY SHNIT [from his spot on the floor, he rolls off to the side as the creature runs at Crono]
Chocobo: [he crashes into crono and the mog goes flying off, and a big cloud of white smoke puffs up] UGH!
Crono: ARGH! [goes flying off and lands against he wall]
Chocobo: [glances around and sees mog laying on the bartop, drinking all the spilled liquor] !!! [he grabs mog with his beak and runs out the door]
Link: HEY, THAT WASN'T A SWORD!
Cloud: [he re-appears] eh ..it's close enough [he shrugged with a chuckle]
Citan: [he rushes over to Crono] he's not breathing! We NEED to do CPR!
Crono: Actually, I think I'm going to be fi---[gets cut off as citan pounds on his chest] AGH!
Citan: [continues to do that, then leans over and applies his lips to crono's]
Crono: [a smile forms over Crono's face, and he just sits there, not resisting]
Citan: [notices Crono] bleh! [he begins coughing] This is all your fault Cloud, I had to kiss sleeping ugly. [he stood up and grabbed his katana, charging towards him]
Cloud: [starts running off] aiee
Citan: [gives chase] You're not so tough!
Cloud: [suddenly turns around and jumps over Citan's head]
Citan: What the heck? [keeps going forward, and crashes into a wall]
Squall: C'mon Seif, I could use your help, let's take Cloud!
Seifer: [stands up and lances off towards Cloud in sync with Squall] FOR MY DRINK!
Cloud: SHIT! now what? I don't have the buster sword, it's busted! and they're coming at me! [watching the two rush him]
[suddenly a giant flying beast crashes into the bar, and falls over on its side, it dies and leaves behind a sword]
Bartender: ....... [is on the phone, mumbling is heard, something about roof repair]
Cloud: [he picks up the blue and white sword] how utterly convenient!
Cloud: [picks up the Ultima Weapon, and then the dead beast flashes red and shakes and dissapears into nothingness]
Squall: X-Strike! [him and seifer rush up together]
Crono: [blinks from his spot on the floor] LAWSUIT!
Cloud: [dodges with a quick leap, and then does a forward mid-air flip, slashing Squall as he rushes past, and then lands, slashing Seifer on the other side as he comes by seconds later]
Link: [after a long rest, began to stir, finally he became vertical again] haha! I'm still invincible! Oh yeah! Who's the champ?!
Citan: [also stood up, brushing himself off]
Link: [brought his sword up to his shoulder and sent it flying down towards Crono]
Crono: [returned fire with his own attack into link's weapon, the clash was so hard that both swords break in half] ....
Link: [almost weapt as the master sword was split and tossed the handle and stub away, and retreated to Sephiroth's sword plotted into the ground, removing it from it's stake] TWO KILLS FOR LINK!
Young Link: NO, YOU FOOL!
Crono: [backs away slowly in fear, he was defenseless] Is this the untimely end of Crono?
Link: [raises the Masamune]
Mysterious Voice: No, you get none. [steps out into the shadows revealing himself as Sephiroth]
Link: Ahh! You're back from the dead!! [runs like a wussy out the door]
Sephiroth: AHAHAHAHA! COME BACK! [chases him to the outside]
Crono, Cloud, Citan, Squall, Seifer, and Young Link: [follow them outside]
Link: WAIT A SEC! I've got your sword! Damn I'm a moron!
Sephiroth: Finally, something we can agree on. but I think not, old friend [he sneered, and kicked harshly at Link's hand holding the masamune, causing it to fly into the air]
Link: [held his beaten hand shakily in disbelief] n-n-noo
Sephiroth: [caught the masamune by the handle and pointed it at Link] I knew those mako freak clones would come in handy!
Link: [glanced to Sephiroth as if he still wasn't sure his existed, and drew the hylian shield to defend himself] No, you're dead..
Sephiroth: Can a Dead man do this?! [his sword cut through the air, the shield falling into two]
Link: [dropped his useless shield and stood there]
IRS Agent: Did you know there's a tax on Clones? [looks at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ....You're still here?...
IRS Agent: Hey, Where is your 23 kids?!
Cloud and Crono and Citan: [they all stared at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ..uh..at a daycare!
IRS Agent: 23 kids at a daycare?!
Sephiroth: Yeah! [pushes the IRS agent onto his ass] Stop wasting my time, can't You see I'm busy with Link cowering in fear!
IRS Agent: [runs off, only to be caught by Squall]
Squall: Listen buddy, we have some unfinished business we need to talk about
Seifer: KICK HIS ASS SQUALL!
Squall: .....
Young Link: Run Link! Run!
Link: [he trembles and looks around, eyes filled with fear]
Sephiroth: [he runs to Link, and stabs him in the chest]
Link: [gasps, coughing, his breath cut short] ...
Sephiroth: DIE Link! [pulls his sword out of him, and raises it far over his head, but is suddenly blasted from behind with a blast of red energy] gua!
Cloud: FIRE! [Cloud yells as he blasts another energy into Sephiroth]
Sephiroth: [he turns, the magic does nothing] ....what? you dare defend him? he is your enemy as well as mine!
Cloud: [he sighs, and then steps forward] SEPHIROTH! YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME! [he slams the Ultima Weapon into the ground]
Sephiroth: [flares up in a massive energy blue aura that engulfs him] I am the choosen one. [his energies burst out, shaking the ground] Come, I shall take you to the promised land. [several meteors flare out of the air, and smash into Cloud, crushing his body]
Cloud: [tossed around in a bloody mess]
Sephiroth: [holds up his hand, and a giant ball of burning white flame appears above it, he drives it down with godly force into Cloud]
Cloud: ........... [smoke covers the area as the ball crushes into the earth]
Sephiroth: AHAHAHAHA..WHAT?! [glances to find Link hanging off the bar's roof, hookshot stuck into the overhang, Cloud in his arms]
Link: Hey buddy, don't think this means anything, I'm just returning the favor [jumps down, dropping Cloud onto his feet] my debt is repaid. [he stumbles off to his younger self, and coughs again] I'm okay...
Sephiroth: [he flares up again, preparing for another attack] Time to die! [he leaps at Cloud, slashing him hundreds of times in the torso in a matter of ten seconds]
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! [he coughs up blood onto the ground]
Sephiroth: [with blurring speed, he raises the masmuné overhead, and swings it down towards Cloud] I WIN! THIS IS FOR YOU MOTHER!
Mysterious Voice: NO! [Sephiroth's blade suddenly is deflected by metal, the clash is heard, and the mysterious defender counter-attacks, knocking Sephiroth back] I won't let you!
Who is this mysterious person?
Why is Aeris upset that Cloud slept with HER?
Is Crono really homosexual?
What is Squall's unfinished business with the IRS?
Will I ever stop making this Fanfic? Should I?
Tune in next time...
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Cloud, Sephiroth, Crono, Citan, Squall, Seifer,and Link: [yell and scream and run at each other]
Crono: HOLD IT! WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Citan: It's the year 2000
Squall: No it's not, it's the year 2003! you moron!
Crono: You mean lavos has already attacked the outside world? while we sat here in this bar..
Citan: Uh..no..
Crono: !!!!! [spazzes out] That lousy gesper, stupid keeper of time
Cloud: [grins evily at Citan, flaring up with an Aura around him]
Sephiroth: [charges up at Crono] You'll die easier than Aeris will soon..
Cloud: [looks at Sephiroth] ...what?
Sephiroth: [slashes Crono] Errr..you didn't hear anything
Crono: [blocks the first slash with a turn of his wrist and immediately retaliates with a vertical slash]
Sephiroth: [reflects the blow, swords clanging as blade meets blade]
Citan: [looks at Cloud boredly, tapping his foot in an invisble rhythm] Anytime now..
Cloud: Oh yeah! OMNISLASH! [raises his sword at citan, his aura flaring up about him]
Link: [stabs Cloud in the back while he's busy about to do omnislash, and laughed]
Cloud: Gah, I knew that this omnislash thing wasn't a good idea [falls to the ground, clutching his back as pain echoed throughout his body]
Young Link: GOO MEE! YES!
Squall: [smacks Young Link on the head] shut up, you.
Young Link: Oh yeah? you want a piece of this?
Seifer: Kick his ass Squall!
Squall: .....You don't hit kids SEIFER! [auras burst of up around him]
Seifer: b-b-b-but you just! [backs away]
Squall: [dives towards Seifer, jumping into the air as he slashes upwards]
Seifer: [barely manages to raise the Hyperion in time to block such an attack] hah!
Sephiroth: That was cheap link!! [charges at link, flying like a bullet]
Cloud: [laying on the floor groaning loudly in pain] Sephiroth..having morals? Oh man, I must've been hit really hard
Link: Sephiroth! Prepare to die! [spun around, sending his weapon through Sephiroth's mid section]
Sephiroth: [gets cut in half and dies, in a spasm, his arm tosses up his sword, which lands stabbed into the ground]
Ahh!
Young Link: GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! [he puts on the Goron Mask, and suddenly becomes a huge rock beast] OH YEAH! THE RYTHYM IS HOT! FEEL THE BEAT! [jumps around, shaking the floor]
Link: [watching the kid] Hahahaha! [dashed over to citan quickly] I am... [performing a quick slash at Citan]
Citan: An idiot! [effortlessly counters the blow, knocking Link's sword back, and followed through with another slice]
Link: Shut up old man [as Citan's arm flew down to deliver the blow, he slashed his other arm's tendant] I am Invincible!
Citan: [clutches his wound for a moment, before slamming his sword down into link's shoulder]
Young Link: [he casually steps over to Citan, and smacks him in the head]
Citan: [drops like a rock] gahh!
Young Link: What's up Doc? NOT YOU! ahahahahaha [giggles]
Link: [starts laughing too]
Squall and Seifer: [both facepalm]
Crono: [dashed over past Link and Young Link, holding out his blade to slash both of them in a line] Both of you shut up!
Link: AIIEE! [ducks and covers]
Young Link: [the blade hits him and gets stuck in his side, yet he remains motionless] was that supposed to do something?
Link: [blinks, stands up, gives the peace sign] AHAHAHA! I'm still alive, I'm invincible! OH YEAH!
Cloud: I'd like to make mention the only reason you're alive is because of the little...big guy. [from the floor]
Link: Listen, Cloud, you're just jealous cause you're not as damn hot as I am
Citan: Shut up Link [he stood up] I'm 48 and I'm still hotter than you.
Crono: Oh you're so not as hot as link, girlfriend [to Citan]
[several people make looks at Crono]
Citan and Crono: [a stare down began]
Crono: [winks at Citan]
Citan: ..... DIE! [rushes at him, a duel between Citan and Crono begins]
Link: yes time for another cheap shot! [flew towards them, as if he weight nothing] I am invinc--[his foot caught on Cloud's body and tripped him up, sending falling flat on his face] GAH!
Cloud: [regained his composure and laughed from his spot on the ground] So much for that invulnerabiltiy huh? [and he kipped to his feet, ready to fight once more]
Squall: [motioned Cloud over] C'mon, it's you on me buddy!
Seifer: YEAH, that's right Squall, KICK HIS ASS
Squall: Get your own fight, pansy
Seifer: [wonders off, and goes to the bar] Give me the hardest shit you've got
Aeris: Now you're talking, I'll take what he's having!
Squall: There's something you should know Cloud, ever since your game, I've been pimping Aeris!
Cloud: HOW COULD YOU AERIS? [he storms over to the bar]
Squall: That's not her name, she needed a hooker name, so she's now...AERITH!
Cloud: wait..that's the same name of the hooker I slept with last night in the alley behind the bar.....!!!
Aeris: How could you Cloud? [slaps him] WITH A HOOKER EVEN!
Squall: [laughs his ass off]
Cloud: .....it was YOU!
Aeris: that's not excusable! we're supposed to be dating, and here you're hiring hookers!
Cloud: .........
Squall: [now doubled over in laughter]
Crono: [stared as squall for a moment, and raised his eyebrows at him, before dismissing Citan] I've got a bigger fish to fry! [ran toward Cloud and fell over Link]
Cloud: Squall! You shall perish! [his auras burst up enough to knock over Aeris' drink]
Aeris: ...CLOOOUDD! [she began crying, she walked over to Crono, helped him up, and walked off with him] C'mon Crono, I have to go to the bathroom [she gave glances back at Cloud]
Cloud: ha, like I have to worry, we all know Crono is...
Seifer: hmm? Crono is what?
Cloud: ya know? coughs
Seifer: ....?
Cloud: you know! he bats for the other team! scores in the wrong goal in soccer!
Seifer: so he gets a little confused, we all have our off days
Squall, Citan, and Cloud: ......
Cloud: [lifted the Buster Sword up and threw it at Seifer, who was sitting at the bar]
Seifer: [quickly threw his glass up and it shattered, but knocked the sword down] Dammnit! I really wanted that..
Crono: [comes back out of the bathroom finally, grinning happily]
Seifer: [he wonders over to Crono] YEAH MAN!
Young Link: [was in the corner, as a kid again] My virgin ears! It was so sickening!
Seifer: YOU GOT SOME! [holds up his hand for a high-five]
Crono: Yeah I did, it was a great heart to heart talk. We discussed our feelings. [smiles]
Young Link: [cringes, covering his ears again] it burns!
Seifer: ........ [he backs away] ....!!!!! YOU RUN THE WRONG WAY WITH THE BALL! [runs off]
Cloud: NOW YOU GET IT?!
Seifer: well you made it so complicated..!
Crono: [decided to make his move and fires off in a blur of speed] AHhhhhhhh!
Cloud: oh shit! [swoops over and picks up the buster sword]
Crono: [dashes at Squall and leaps past him and crictical double slashes Cloud's sword, breaking it in half]
Cloud: Gah! [held his hand in disbelief, not from pain] This is not my day! First Aeris is a hooker! now this!
Crono: [laughs cockily in a defiant gesture] Hahaha! I'll do what Link failed to do! Kill Cloud Strife!
Cloud: NEVER! [glanced desperately back at his blade] C'mon Cloud use your head!..... [grins evily, and then sticks his hand in his pockets] Tell me Crono, what do I have in my pocket?
Crono: Not fair! not fair! It must give us three guesses, yes my precious!
Cloud: alright
Crono: condoms!
Cloud: no...I used my last one with Aer-that's none of your business!
Squall: heh heh heh
Crono: bubble gum?
Cloud: Nope
Crono: condoms?
Squall: heh heh heh
Cloud: ...you just asked THAT! SHUT UP... [glances over at Squall]
Crono: dammnit!
Cloud: [he tosses up a red orb in the air, he holds up his hand and catches it in mid-air] SUMMON!
[Cloud dissapears into thin air]
????: [suddenly a loud sound is heard as a giant yellow bird comes crashing through bar's door, with a mog riding his back] WARK!
Link: HOLY SHNIT [from his spot on the floor, he rolls off to the side as the creature runs at Crono]
Chocobo: [he crashes into crono and the mog goes flying off, and a big cloud of white smoke puffs up] UGH!
Crono: ARGH! [goes flying off and lands against he wall]
Chocobo: [glances around and sees mog laying on the bartop, drinking all the spilled liquor] !!! [he grabs mog with his beak and runs out the door]
Link: HEY, THAT WASN'T A SWORD!
Cloud: [he re-appears] eh ..it's close enough [he shrugged with a chuckle]
Citan: [he rushes over to Crono] he's not breathing! We NEED to do CPR!
Crono: Actually, I think I'm going to be fi---[gets cut off as citan pounds on his chest] AGH!
Citan: [continues to do that, then leans over and applies his lips to crono's]
Crono: [a smile forms over Crono's face, and he just sits there, not resisting]
Citan: [notices Crono] bleh! [he begins coughing] This is all your fault Cloud, I had to kiss sleeping ugly. [he stood up and grabbed his katana, charging towards him]
Cloud: [starts running off] aiee
Citan: [gives chase] You're not so tough!
Cloud: [suddenly turns around and jumps over Citan's head]
Citan: What the heck? [keeps going forward, and crashes into a wall]
Squall: C'mon Seif, I could use your help, let's take Cloud!
Seifer: [stands up and lances off towards Cloud in sync with Squall] FOR MY DRINK!
Cloud: SHIT! now what? I don't have the buster sword, it's busted! and they're coming at me! [watching the two rush him]
[suddenly a giant flying beast crashes into the bar, and falls over on its side, it dies and leaves behind a sword]
Bartender: ....... [is on the phone, mumbling is heard, something about roof repair]
Cloud: [he picks up the blue and white sword] how utterly convenient!
Cloud: [picks up the Ultima Weapon, and then the dead beast flashes red and shakes and dissapears into nothingness]
Squall: X-Strike! [him and seifer rush up together]
Crono: [blinks from his spot on the floor] LAWSUIT!
Cloud: [dodges with a quick leap, and then does a forward mid-air flip, slashing Squall as he rushes past, and then lands, slashing Seifer on the other side as he comes by seconds later]
Link: [after a long rest, began to stir, finally he became vertical again] haha! I'm still invincible! Oh yeah! Who's the champ?!
Citan: [also stood up, brushing himself off]
Link: [brought his sword up to his shoulder and sent it flying down towards Crono]
Crono: [returned fire with his own attack into link's weapon, the clash was so hard that both swords break in half] ....
Link: [almost weapt as the master sword was split and tossed the handle and stub away, and retreated to Sephiroth's sword plotted into the ground, removing it from it's stake] TWO KILLS FOR LINK!
Young Link: NO, YOU FOOL!
Crono: [backs away slowly in fear, he was defenseless] Is this the untimely end of Crono?
Link: [raises the Masamune]
Mysterious Voice: No, you get none. [steps out into the shadows revealing himself as Sephiroth]
Link: Ahh! You're back from the dead!! [runs like a wussy out the door]
Sephiroth: AHAHAHAHA! COME BACK! [chases him to the outside]
Crono, Cloud, Citan, Squall, Seifer, and Young Link: [follow them outside]
Link: WAIT A SEC! I've got your sword! Damn I'm a moron!
Sephiroth: Finally, something we can agree on. but I think not, old friend [he sneered, and kicked harshly at Link's hand holding the masamune, causing it to fly into the air]
Link: [held his beaten hand shakily in disbelief] n-n-noo
Sephiroth: [caught the masamune by the handle and pointed it at Link] I knew those mako freak clones would come in handy!
Link: [glanced to Sephiroth as if he still wasn't sure his existed, and drew the hylian shield to defend himself] No, you're dead..
Sephiroth: Can a Dead man do this?! [his sword cut through the air, the shield falling into two]
Link: [dropped his useless shield and stood there]
IRS Agent: Did you know there's a tax on Clones? [looks at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ....You're still here?...
IRS Agent: Hey, Where is your 23 kids?!
Cloud and Crono and Citan: [they all stared at sephiroth]
Sephiroth: ..uh..at a daycare!
IRS Agent: 23 kids at a daycare?!
Sephiroth: Yeah! [pushes the IRS agent onto his ass] Stop wasting my time, can't You see I'm busy with Link cowering in fear!
IRS Agent: [runs off, only to be caught by Squall]
Squall: Listen buddy, we have some unfinished business we need to talk about
Seifer: KICK HIS ASS SQUALL!
Squall: .....
Young Link: Run Link! Run!
Link: [he trembles and looks around, eyes filled with fear]
Sephiroth: [he runs to Link, and stabs him in the chest]
Link: [gasps, coughing, his breath cut short] ...
Sephiroth: DIE Link! [pulls his sword out of him, and raises it far over his head, but is suddenly blasted from behind with a blast of red energy] gua!
Cloud: FIRE! [Cloud yells as he blasts another energy into Sephiroth]
Sephiroth: [he turns, the magic does nothing] ....what? you dare defend him? he is your enemy as well as mine!
Cloud: [he sighs, and then steps forward] SEPHIROTH! YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME! [he slams the Ultima Weapon into the ground]
Sephiroth: [flares up in a massive energy blue aura that engulfs him] I am the choosen one. [his energies burst out, shaking the ground] Come, I shall take you to the promised land. [several meteors flare out of the air, and smash into Cloud, crushing his body]
Cloud: [tossed around in a bloody mess]
Sephiroth: [holds up his hand, and a giant ball of burning white flame appears above it, he drives it down with godly force into Cloud]
Cloud: ........... [smoke covers the area as the ball crushes into the earth]
Sephiroth: AHAHAHAHA..WHAT?! [glances to find Link hanging off the bar's roof, hookshot stuck into the overhang, Cloud in his arms]
Link: Hey buddy, don't think this means anything, I'm just returning the favor [jumps down, dropping Cloud onto his feet] my debt is repaid. [he stumbles off to his younger self, and coughs again] I'm okay...
Sephiroth: [he flares up again, preparing for another attack] Time to die! [he leaps at Cloud, slashing him hundreds of times in the torso in a matter of ten seconds]
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! [he coughs up blood onto the ground]
Sephiroth: [with blurring speed, he raises the masmuné overhead, and swings it down towards Cloud] I WIN! THIS IS FOR YOU MOTHER!
Mysterious Voice: NO! [Sephiroth's blade suddenly is deflected by metal, the clash is heard, and the mysterious defender counter-attacks, knocking Sephiroth back] I won't let you!
Who is this mysterious person?
Why is Aeris upset that Cloud slept with HER?
Is Crono really homosexual?
What is Squall's unfinished business with the IRS?
Will I ever stop making this Fanfic? Should I?
Tune in next time...