Joey: "Huh!?"

Mai:" You're looking WORSE than usual."

Joey: (blinks) "Ohh. It's you...." (drowsily, his eyes peer down to her boobs nestled perfectly in her tube top) "...ohh....mommy...."

Mai: (swings her duffel bag at his head) "CUT THAT OUT, YOU DEMENTED MONKEY!"

Joey: (recomposes himself and shakes his head) "Ha. Hey, Mai when'd you get in here?"

Mai: (lazily looks over her nails while explaining) "Exactly a few minutes ago."

Joey:"...'exactly' ?"

Mai: "There were strangely no guards here, so I let myself in."

Joey: (moves a bit closer to her) "Oh. Did you get an invitation too?"

Mai: (switches her attention to him, looking directly into his eyes. There was something strange but attractive about them. Trying not to seem interested, she seamlessly changed the subject) "Do you mind? You're blocking my light."

Joey: (slyly moves closer until he's right in front of her) "Surry."

Mai: (blinks at him) "Wh-what are you doing?"

Joey: (feeling a little aroused and a little dazed as well. Playfully he drapes an arm around Mai's trim waist and pulls her into him)

Mai: (weakly tries to pull away, but she wasn't really serious about it. She liked this dauntless and straightforward side of him. She wondered how far it would go. Of course, she wouldn't let it go too far, but she'd play along for a bit of fun) "Joey, what are you doing?"

Joey: "Nuthin'"

Mai: "Are you..." (points to his chest) "...coming onto me?"

Joey: (inches his face closer to Mai's) "....Maybe..."

Mai: (wrinkles her nose at him. Ugh! His breath smelled like alcohol! She disgustingly pushed him away) "Eww! Joey, what have you been drinking?! You're breath reeks like whiskey!"

Joey: (doesn't understand what she meant, or what she said. He shakes his head as his vision starts to blur. With a scoff, he turns away from her) "Fine. I don't need you, anyway!" (He faces the vase he fondled earlier, thinking it was Tea. Without thinking, he dives into it, sending it crashing to the floor as its contents spew out all over the floor. It was the Kaiba's cat, Kitty, cremated remains!! But to Joey, the ashes felt like water and fish, and he... was a merman of some sort.)

Mai: (watched in horror as he acted like her was swimming like a frog) "Joey!!"

Joey: "U---ndah the sea. U---ndah the sea."

Tristan: (comes out of the kitchen at the sound of the crash. He was surprised to see Mai, but even more surprised to see his best buddy on the floor, swimming around in a big pile of ashes!!) "Joeeyy!!!"

Joey: "Heeey look! I'm swimmin' with da fishies!"

Tristan: "Joey!!" (he glares up at Mai) "Mai! What did you do to him?!!"

Mai: "Nothing! He came onto me! Oops!" (covers her mouth to cover up her folly)

Tristan:"...What...!"

Bakura: (comes running out the kitchen with a huge pot on his shoulder) "GANG WAY!!"

Tristan and Mai: (scream and clear out of the way as Bakura dumps tons of water out of the pot; it all dousing all over Joey. It was COLD water too! Joey jumps up with a start!)

Joey: (jumps up screaming) "AHHHH!!! I'm freezing! I'm freezing! AHHH!!" (he then pauses mid scream and his pupils shrink as a thought came to his mind. He whimpers) "I'm...shrinking...!"

Mai: "Oooh. Sorry about the tiny predicament you're in, Little Man!"

Tristan: "Dude..."

Bakura: (bows to Joey) "I am so sorry, Joey. My Yami made me do it."

Yami Bakura: "I DID NOT!....For once I am NOT the one to be blamed!"

Bakura: (playfully sticks out his tongue and snickers) "Heheheh whoops"

Joey: (grabs himself, then falls over with tears streaming down his face) "Ahhhh. My poor manhood!!! Destroyed!!"

Mai: "Ahh, it's not like it's not gonna grow back,...... or whatever......"

Yami Bakura:" It's not like you were going to make much use of it, anyway!"

Tristan: (looks to Mai) "I second that opinion."

Mai: (sticks her tongue out at him) "Hmph."