You know, I'd have a lot of better things to do if I did own Yu-Gi-Oh besides sitting here and typing this frikkin' thing.






Liz: I'm not a big YugiOh Fan but I did hve to do some research to do this fic.
This is really stupid.
I dunno why you're going to read it...





**In th Dueling City**

-Yami is currently in the middle of a life or death duel with Malik-

Malik: Fwahahahahahaha! Prepare to die, pharoah!

Yami (confident in his heart of the cards) : Never!

**Yami draws a card. Everything slows down down...**

Yami (thinking): Heart of the cards, help me n-

Seto: Ha! Yugi, you shamefully defeated me! I want a rematch!

Yami: Wha-? Kaiba, I already defeated you.

Seto: RECOUNT! I DEMAND A REC- MATCH!

Jounouchi: Beat it, Big shot. Yugi's a little busy!

Malik: I have no time for games! Play your card, pharaoh!

Seto: What? Are you afraid you'll loose to me? Ah hahahahahahaha!

Yami: Kaiba! The fate of the world is hanging on this duel with Malik! Go AWAY!

Malik: I'm waiting....

Yami: Hang on! I haven't even looked at my card yet!

**Yami looks at his card**

Yami: This duel is over! My deck has not failed me again! You, Malik, do not
understand the heart of the c-

Jounouchi: Screw the heart of the cards! Playing the frikkin' card you have, Yugi!

Anzu: Honestly! Don't make a big speech out of everything!

**All cast of Yu-Gi-Oh stare at Anzu**

Anzu: What?

Honda: Don't be a hypocrite, Anzu. You come up with friendship speaches almost every chance
you get! God, do you write them down somewhere?

Anzu(looking away): No...

Malik: I'm starting to doubt your playing skills, pharaoh.

Yami: Shut up! I have a card that can win this duel with the help of Yugi and his friends!

Honda: Sorry, Yug; We're gonna have to get a bite to eat.

Yami: What?!

Jounouchi: Yugi, you'll have to go through this on your own. I'm famished!

Anzu: I need a bathroom break anyway.

**All of his friends leave**

Yami: crap.

Yugi: I think I'll pass out now for no apparent reason.

Yami: Yugi!

**Yugi faints**

Malik: It appears as though you are on your own, pharaoh!

Yami: No! I can not give up on this duel!

Seto: Dammit! Yugi, screw this freak and duel me me me me!

Mokuba: Yeah!

Yami: One sec, I'm about to beat the crap out of this guy!

Seto: Hurry up! I don't have all day!

Mokuba: Yeah!

Malik: geez, I might have to get a bathroom break too if you don't hurry up!

**Yami growls**

Seto: Hurry up so you can duel me me me me!

Mokuba: Yeah!

Yami: SHUT UP! NOW!

**Seto gets all fiery angery**

Seto: I don't like bullies! Don't talk to my little brother like that!

Mokuba: Yeah!

Yami: Okay, just let me play this card and I'll deal with you two later.

**Yami glares at Mokuba**

Mokuba: Waaa! Help me, big brother!

Seto: AAh! You made my little brother cry!

**Yami quickly plays his card**

Malik: Aren't you going to say what you played?

Yami: Hell, no. I've got the Kaiba brothers chewing on my ankles. Dark Magician Attack!

**Dark magician kills whatever the hell Malik had on the duel platform**

Malik: Curse you! Curse you, pharaoh!

Yami: I'm already cursed! Why else would I have a pigmy's body to thrive in?

**Malik kinda disintergrates (ew)**

Yami: Once again, I have brought peace to the world. *sighs*

Yugi: Hey! I'm okay!

Yami: About time.

Yugi: Did we win?

Yami: We? WE?! Let's try "did YOU win". You've been whining the whole time and worrying while
I've been dueling! You little punk!

Seto: DUEL ME!

Mokuba: Yeah!

Yugi: Where did they come from?

Yami: beats me. Should we duel them?

Yugi: No! You might kill him! We can't kill people!

Yami: What did we just do to Malik then?

**yugi stays silent**


A huge mob of girls: Look! It's Yami Yugi! EEEEE!!

**trample the Kaiba brothers**

Seto: D...d...uel....m...e...

**Mokuba is twitching too much to say, "Yeah"**


**Girls are hugging and tugging on Yami**

Girls: we love you! You're so hot!

Bakura: Wha ha ha ha! While you try to keep off your adoring fans, I will steal
Malik's millineum item and now I have 3! You fool!

Yami: Uh, hey girls. **thinks of an idea** Look! It's yugi!

**transforms to Yugi**

Girls: EEE! He's so cute!

**girls start pinching his cheeks and hugging him**

Yugi: Damn you, Yami!

....End.....?