You know, I'd have a lot of better things to do if I did own Yu-Gi-Oh besides sitting here and typing this frikkin' thing.
Liz: I'm not a big YugiOh Fan but I did hve to do some research to do this fic.
This is really stupid.
I dunno why you're going to read it...
**In th Dueling City**
-Yami is currently in the middle of a life or death duel with Malik-
Malik: Fwahahahahahaha! Prepare to die, pharoah!
Yami (confident in his heart of the cards) : Never!
**Yami draws a card. Everything slows down down...**
Yami (thinking): Heart of the cards, help me n-
Seto: Ha! Yugi, you shamefully defeated me! I want a rematch!
Yami: Wha-? Kaiba, I already defeated you.
Seto: RECOUNT! I DEMAND A REC- MATCH!
Jounouchi: Beat it, Big shot. Yugi's a little busy!
Malik: I have no time for games! Play your card, pharaoh!
Seto: What? Are you afraid you'll loose to me? Ah hahahahahahaha!
Yami: Kaiba! The fate of the world is hanging on this duel with Malik! Go AWAY!
Malik: I'm waiting....
Yami: Hang on! I haven't even looked at my card yet!
**Yami looks at his card**
Yami: This duel is over! My deck has not failed me again! You, Malik, do not
understand the heart of the c-
Jounouchi: Screw the heart of the cards! Playing the frikkin' card you have, Yugi!
Anzu: Honestly! Don't make a big speech out of everything!
**All cast of Yu-Gi-Oh stare at Anzu**
Anzu: What?
Honda: Don't be a hypocrite, Anzu. You come up with friendship speaches almost every chance
you get! God, do you write them down somewhere?
Anzu(looking away): No...
Malik: I'm starting to doubt your playing skills, pharaoh.
Yami: Shut up! I have a card that can win this duel with the help of Yugi and his friends!
Honda: Sorry, Yug; We're gonna have to get a bite to eat.
Yami: What?!
Jounouchi: Yugi, you'll have to go through this on your own. I'm famished!
Anzu: I need a bathroom break anyway.
**All of his friends leave**
Yami: crap.
Yugi: I think I'll pass out now for no apparent reason.
Yami: Yugi!
**Yugi faints**
Malik: It appears as though you are on your own, pharaoh!
Yami: No! I can not give up on this duel!
Seto: Dammit! Yugi, screw this freak and duel me me me me!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yami: One sec, I'm about to beat the crap out of this guy!
Seto: Hurry up! I don't have all day!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Malik: geez, I might have to get a bathroom break too if you don't hurry up!
**Yami growls**
Seto: Hurry up so you can duel me me me me!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yami: SHUT UP! NOW!
**Seto gets all fiery angery**
Seto: I don't like bullies! Don't talk to my little brother like that!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yami: Okay, just let me play this card and I'll deal with you two later.
**Yami glares at Mokuba**
Mokuba: Waaa! Help me, big brother!
Seto: AAh! You made my little brother cry!
**Yami quickly plays his card**
Malik: Aren't you going to say what you played?
Yami: Hell, no. I've got the Kaiba brothers chewing on my ankles. Dark Magician Attack!
**Dark magician kills whatever the hell Malik had on the duel platform**
Malik: Curse you! Curse you, pharaoh!
Yami: I'm already cursed! Why else would I have a pigmy's body to thrive in?
**Malik kinda disintergrates (ew)**
Yami: Once again, I have brought peace to the world. *sighs*
Yugi: Hey! I'm okay!
Yami: About time.
Yugi: Did we win?
Yami: We? WE?! Let's try "did YOU win". You've been whining the whole time and worrying while
I've been dueling! You little punk!
Seto: DUEL ME!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yugi: Where did they come from?
Yami: beats me. Should we duel them?
Yugi: No! You might kill him! We can't kill people!
Yami: What did we just do to Malik then?
**yugi stays silent**
A huge mob of girls: Look! It's Yami Yugi! EEEEE!!
**trample the Kaiba brothers**
Seto: D...d...uel....m...e...
**Mokuba is twitching too much to say, "Yeah"**
**Girls are hugging and tugging on Yami**
Girls: we love you! You're so hot!
Bakura: Wha ha ha ha! While you try to keep off your adoring fans, I will steal
Malik's millineum item and now I have 3! You fool!
Yami: Uh, hey girls. **thinks of an idea** Look! It's yugi!
**transforms to Yugi**
Girls: EEE! He's so cute!
**girls start pinching his cheeks and hugging him**
Yugi: Damn you, Yami!
....End.....?
Liz: I'm not a big YugiOh Fan but I did hve to do some research to do this fic.
This is really stupid.
I dunno why you're going to read it...
**In th Dueling City**
-Yami is currently in the middle of a life or death duel with Malik-
Malik: Fwahahahahahaha! Prepare to die, pharoah!
Yami (confident in his heart of the cards) : Never!
**Yami draws a card. Everything slows down down...**
Yami (thinking): Heart of the cards, help me n-
Seto: Ha! Yugi, you shamefully defeated me! I want a rematch!
Yami: Wha-? Kaiba, I already defeated you.
Seto: RECOUNT! I DEMAND A REC- MATCH!
Jounouchi: Beat it, Big shot. Yugi's a little busy!
Malik: I have no time for games! Play your card, pharaoh!
Seto: What? Are you afraid you'll loose to me? Ah hahahahahahaha!
Yami: Kaiba! The fate of the world is hanging on this duel with Malik! Go AWAY!
Malik: I'm waiting....
Yami: Hang on! I haven't even looked at my card yet!
**Yami looks at his card**
Yami: This duel is over! My deck has not failed me again! You, Malik, do not
understand the heart of the c-
Jounouchi: Screw the heart of the cards! Playing the frikkin' card you have, Yugi!
Anzu: Honestly! Don't make a big speech out of everything!
**All cast of Yu-Gi-Oh stare at Anzu**
Anzu: What?
Honda: Don't be a hypocrite, Anzu. You come up with friendship speaches almost every chance
you get! God, do you write them down somewhere?
Anzu(looking away): No...
Malik: I'm starting to doubt your playing skills, pharaoh.
Yami: Shut up! I have a card that can win this duel with the help of Yugi and his friends!
Honda: Sorry, Yug; We're gonna have to get a bite to eat.
Yami: What?!
Jounouchi: Yugi, you'll have to go through this on your own. I'm famished!
Anzu: I need a bathroom break anyway.
**All of his friends leave**
Yami: crap.
Yugi: I think I'll pass out now for no apparent reason.
Yami: Yugi!
**Yugi faints**
Malik: It appears as though you are on your own, pharaoh!
Yami: No! I can not give up on this duel!
Seto: Dammit! Yugi, screw this freak and duel me me me me!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yami: One sec, I'm about to beat the crap out of this guy!
Seto: Hurry up! I don't have all day!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Malik: geez, I might have to get a bathroom break too if you don't hurry up!
**Yami growls**
Seto: Hurry up so you can duel me me me me!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yami: SHUT UP! NOW!
**Seto gets all fiery angery**
Seto: I don't like bullies! Don't talk to my little brother like that!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yami: Okay, just let me play this card and I'll deal with you two later.
**Yami glares at Mokuba**
Mokuba: Waaa! Help me, big brother!
Seto: AAh! You made my little brother cry!
**Yami quickly plays his card**
Malik: Aren't you going to say what you played?
Yami: Hell, no. I've got the Kaiba brothers chewing on my ankles. Dark Magician Attack!
**Dark magician kills whatever the hell Malik had on the duel platform**
Malik: Curse you! Curse you, pharaoh!
Yami: I'm already cursed! Why else would I have a pigmy's body to thrive in?
**Malik kinda disintergrates (ew)**
Yami: Once again, I have brought peace to the world. *sighs*
Yugi: Hey! I'm okay!
Yami: About time.
Yugi: Did we win?
Yami: We? WE?! Let's try "did YOU win". You've been whining the whole time and worrying while
I've been dueling! You little punk!
Seto: DUEL ME!
Mokuba: Yeah!
Yugi: Where did they come from?
Yami: beats me. Should we duel them?
Yugi: No! You might kill him! We can't kill people!
Yami: What did we just do to Malik then?
**yugi stays silent**
A huge mob of girls: Look! It's Yami Yugi! EEEEE!!
**trample the Kaiba brothers**
Seto: D...d...uel....m...e...
**Mokuba is twitching too much to say, "Yeah"**
**Girls are hugging and tugging on Yami**
Girls: we love you! You're so hot!
Bakura: Wha ha ha ha! While you try to keep off your adoring fans, I will steal
Malik's millineum item and now I have 3! You fool!
Yami: Uh, hey girls. **thinks of an idea** Look! It's yugi!
**transforms to Yugi**
Girls: EEE! He's so cute!
**girls start pinching his cheeks and hugging him**
Yugi: Damn you, Yami!
....End.....?
