Well this my take on Jhonen Vasquez's work of Invader Zim and possibly many
others. Damn Jhonen Leaving GIR in the cold like that i should eat his
succulent brain meats for what he did!
Well anyways all characters are owned by Jhonen and maybe Roman Dirge.
The TV is on in Zim's house, It is turned up pretty damn loud. Gir is on the couch watching his favorite monkey show.
GIR: I love this show.....(He is staring blankly at the TV)
(Zim is in the kitchen of his "House")
GIR: Hey Zim I wanna a hot dog with tuuuna on it!
Zim: Get it your own damn self Gir!
GIR: But, I wanted a hot dog!
Zim: Well your not getting one now.
(Gir gets up and walks to the fridge)
GIR: HOT DOGZ!!!!!
Zim: No GIR stop that.
GIR: WHEEE I GOT A HOT DOG! (Gir is running around with a hot dog in hand)
Zim: Hey that's for dinner later GIR!
(Zim finally giving up on his attempts of getting the food back thinks of a way to get that Dib kid)
GIR: DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!
Zim: STOP SINGING THAT FUCKING SONG ITS ANNOYING ME!
GIR: But........ok
(There was a ringing at the door)
GIR: I'll get it
Zim: Bu...Why didn't the Gnomes detect them.... O_o
GIR: Your not allowed in here Dib after last time...
Dib: Please Gir.
GIR: OK.
(Dib walks into the living room as he scouts around for Zim)
Dib: Where is he.
GIR: He's right here.
(Gir pulls out his 'Spooky' squeak toy)
(Dib slaps himself and doesn't even respond to that stupid exchange of words)
Zim: get out of here Earth Boy!
Dib: Not until I prove to the whole world your an alien!
Zim: I am not i just have a skin disease.
Dib: Yeah and I've fucked the Muffin Man!
GIR: You fucked the Muffin Man WOW!
GIR: How did Zim turn into a human...
Dib: He still is an alien you stupid ass robot.
Zim: Take this you Earthling!
(Zim throws a dish at Dib)
Dib: Oh I see you know that I know that your an alien!
(Dib runs at Zim with fire in his eyes. He tackles Zim and starts pounding the fuck out of him)
GIR: Yeay! This is better than the monkey!
(Zim starts getting poked in the eyes repeatedly)
Zim: Ah my eyes they BURN!
Dib: Admit it! Then i will stop beating you senseless
GIR: I want to join in!
Dib: Sure ok.
(Gir jumps on Zim and starts kicking him in his pubescent nuts)
Zim: The pain what sweet horrible pain when will death sweep me away!
Dib: Tell me Zim!
Zim: Ack ok....I'm a alien!
GIR: Yeah that was fun.
(Gir walks back to the couch and starts watching more TV)
Dib: HAHA I got it on tape bye!
(Dib runs out the door as fast as he can)
Zim: I hate you GIR!
GIR: I love you.
Zim: Well I going to go cry myself to sleep bye.
(Zim walks up the stairs as he begins crying)
GIR: This was fun...
TO BE CONTINUED
Ah that was a fun little short chapter. Prepare for more......soon I think.
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The TV is on in Zim's house, It is turned up pretty damn loud. Gir is on the couch watching his favorite monkey show.
GIR: I love this show.....(He is staring blankly at the TV)
(Zim is in the kitchen of his "House")
GIR: Hey Zim I wanna a hot dog with tuuuna on it!
Zim: Get it your own damn self Gir!
GIR: But, I wanted a hot dog!
Zim: Well your not getting one now.
(Gir gets up and walks to the fridge)
GIR: HOT DOGZ!!!!!
Zim: No GIR stop that.
GIR: WHEEE I GOT A HOT DOG! (Gir is running around with a hot dog in hand)
Zim: Hey that's for dinner later GIR!
(Zim finally giving up on his attempts of getting the food back thinks of a way to get that Dib kid)
GIR: DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!
Zim: STOP SINGING THAT FUCKING SONG ITS ANNOYING ME!
GIR: But........ok
(There was a ringing at the door)
GIR: I'll get it
Zim: Bu...Why didn't the Gnomes detect them.... O_o
GIR: Your not allowed in here Dib after last time...
Dib: Please Gir.
GIR: OK.
(Dib walks into the living room as he scouts around for Zim)
Dib: Where is he.
GIR: He's right here.
(Gir pulls out his 'Spooky' squeak toy)
(Dib slaps himself and doesn't even respond to that stupid exchange of words)
Zim: get out of here Earth Boy!
Dib: Not until I prove to the whole world your an alien!
Zim: I am not i just have a skin disease.
Dib: Yeah and I've fucked the Muffin Man!
GIR: You fucked the Muffin Man WOW!
GIR: How did Zim turn into a human...
Dib: He still is an alien you stupid ass robot.
Zim: Take this you Earthling!
(Zim throws a dish at Dib)
Dib: Oh I see you know that I know that your an alien!
(Dib runs at Zim with fire in his eyes. He tackles Zim and starts pounding the fuck out of him)
GIR: Yeay! This is better than the monkey!
(Zim starts getting poked in the eyes repeatedly)
Zim: Ah my eyes they BURN!
Dib: Admit it! Then i will stop beating you senseless
GIR: I want to join in!
Dib: Sure ok.
(Gir jumps on Zim and starts kicking him in his pubescent nuts)
Zim: The pain what sweet horrible pain when will death sweep me away!
Dib: Tell me Zim!
Zim: Ack ok....I'm a alien!
GIR: Yeah that was fun.
(Gir walks back to the couch and starts watching more TV)
Dib: HAHA I got it on tape bye!
(Dib runs out the door as fast as he can)
Zim: I hate you GIR!
GIR: I love you.
Zim: Well I going to go cry myself to sleep bye.
(Zim walks up the stairs as he begins crying)
GIR: This was fun...
TO BE CONTINUED
Ah that was a fun little short chapter. Prepare for more......soon I think.
Send feedback at Animeman2002and1@aol.com
Sees yous alls soons