Well this my take on Jhonen Vasquez's work of Invader Zim and possibly many others. Damn Jhonen Leaving GIR in the cold like that i should eat his succulent brain meats for what he did!
Well anyways all characters are owned by Jhonen and maybe Roman Dirge! CHEESE!

(In Zim's lab miles below the ground. Zim is working on something special for today)

Gir: What are you making...

Zim: I can't tell you

Gir: Tell me or I will do the monkey dance.

Zim: Not the monkey dance!

Gir: Tell me or I will!

Zim: No!

(Gir starts running around like a assmonkey!)

Gir: Yeehaw I'm running like a cowgirl!

(Zim looks at him in a utter profound way and asks himself why he even has this retarded robot)

Gir: Tell me!

Zim: Shut the fuck up and maybe go jack your self on in the other room for awhile and then i will tell you...

Gir: ok

(Gir goes to the back room and you begin to hear BZZZZZT OH YEAH THIS I MY FAVORITE PART!

(Hours later)

Gir: Will you tell me now?

Zim: Its not finished my almighty intellect can not comprehend it anymore!

Gir: Let me try!!!!

(Gir knocks Zim out of the way)

Zim: Your not even smart enough to even know how to open a can of tuna how can you.....

(Gir was already working on it 90 times faster than Zim was)

Zim: Oh my Jumping Fucking Jesus!

Gir: Its complete!

Zim alright good job soldier...

Gir: Thank you sir now i'm gonna got eat a hot dog!

(Gir walks away as Zim looks at the finished project of Gir's)

Zim: Might as well turn it on...

(Zim turns it on)

Zim: Ack Owh Laggy Mcflagy!

(Zim turns into a monkey)

Zim: Oh Ah Uh! Gir!

Gir: I love this part....

To be continued...

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very small chapter!
Ah this one was a ok chapter....
mores comes soons I's Says!