I hope you like these! Ok so they have some * beeps * in them but I think they're funny. They were fun to tape-I laughed!


Parent teacher night

Mrs.Bitters: You will bring your parents tonight Zim...
Zim: ......What are you talking about woman?! And what the hell are parents?!?
Dib: * bursts out laughing *

Director: Ookayyyy....let's try this again...
Mrs.Bitters You will bring your parents tonight Zim-or it's gonna be hell!

Director: ERGH! Let's get this done...action!
Mrs.Bitters: You will bring your parents tonight Zim...
Zim: Oh * beep * off you bitch!
Zim: AHHHH! SECURITY! HELP! SHE'S MAULING ME! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP......

Zim: These are my pa-* trips * Ahhh! * bleep-bleep * * bleep-a-dy * (ect.)
Director: Doh! Zim! Don't cuss on a children's show for god's sake!
Dib: No no! Let 'em go...It's an improvement...!

Dib: This is my father, Professor Membrane. He was too busy to come here in person, so he's recording live from his lab across town.
Teacher: What kind of things does he work with?
Dib: Oh, All kinds of * beep *

A Room with A Moose

Director: Ok so Dib you have to kick him...uh...there...um...you know what I mean..?
Dib: Really? On set? Cool!
Zim: Whoa! You do NOT pay me enough for that! No way-
Dib: * kicks the spot *
Zim: Ohh........* beep *


Dib: Damn! I love the beginning of this episode!
Zim: Love this! * kicks him in the nutz *
Director: * slaps face * That scriptwriter is so fired!

Zim: And the second one was pure poopie!
Director: NO! NO! DOOKIE! USE THE OTHER WORD!
Zim: Why not the other word? It sounds better...hey! What do those words mean anyway...?
Director: hold the dictionary...you don't want to know....
Zim: Did I even say the line right?

Gir in announcer voice: I'm gonna put you in a blender and drink your blood and guts in a smoothie-literally...
Director: Zim! I told you not to tell him to say something like that! For god's holy sake-it's rated Y!

Gir in announcer voice: Now if you excuse me children, after this announcement, I really got to take a * beep *.
Kids Burst Out Laughing
Director: ZIM!!!!

Gaz puts down her script: do you like this * beep *?
Zim: No I don't like this * beep *, do you Dib?
Dib: WHO WROTE THIS * beeping * * beep *?!?!
Director: How do kids know cusswords?!?!
Zim: I'm not a kid.
Director: no excuse!

Zim: I guess I'm just not smart enough...
Kid knocks Zim's head on table a little too hard...
Zim cusses in Irken.
Dib: I think I have an idea what he's saying....lemme get my translator!
Director: No...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DIB!







Mrs.Bitters: Oh for hell's sake! I'm too old to be doing this! I'm so old I don't know how old I am, I can only remember evil and repulsive things, and my bones are half dust!
Director: * sighs * Well what are the good qualities about you?
Mrs.Bitters: Well I'm a Bitch...I can get the children too piss their pants...
Director: Um...Thank you mam'm that ENOUGH!

Walk of Doom


Zim: AHHHHH! MY EYES! * runs into street, car hits him *
Real Zim walks in: So how's the stunt-double doing...? Hello? Why is everyone staring at the....Oh...Well call the janitor, he'll clean it up!

Zim: I'm not feeling good after digging in that trash can... *pukes*
Dog comes and starts lapping it
The whole cast pukes and runs from stage
Janitor: Oh *beep*! Just as I sat down...Oh well...good thing I love this job...

Zim: Oh Gir-AHHHHHHH BEE'S! GET MY BENNIDRIL!
Zim: OH that...-!
Director: Gaz!
Gaz runs and slaps ducktape on Zim's mouth.
Director: Ahhh well Zim, how's it go'in? I can't hear you...!
Director: whoa-PUT THE GUN DOWN! PUT IT DOWWWWWWWN!