First attempt at fan fiction for a book. Chapters may be coming out slowly, but feedback is always appreciated!
If you have chosen to read this fan-fiction as an enjoyable way to pass your time, I advise you to turn off your browser right now, shut down your computer, and think about the horrible mistake you have made. This story may be one of the most awful the Baudelaire Orphans have faced. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent off to Latinimus to live with an eccentric relative, and bad times are behind every Corinthian column.
This very tale contains such awful things such as wax fruits, a pink-striped shirt, a comb-over, a large cobweb, and an acacia tree.
I have vowed to put to word all of the events of these ill-fortuned youths— but there is no reason for you to read them.