Gollum Romance
(a/n) yeah, this is an interesting little gollum romance. The first one of its kind (I am told). Anyways, it happens somewhere after the whole ring thing, but gollum (obviously) didn't die. And Drintuh is some place in Middle earth that I had to make up to serve the story. I don't know what the "people" are, but apparently they are around 4 feet tall and they get married at age eighteen, they aren't hobbits though.
"Wake up!" Lidfoul woke with a start. She was a small creature with an ill favored look. Large green eyes and a small crooked mouth were the only distinguishable features on her face. Many times, people laughed at her 'queer' looks. They would openly disgrace her, and they spat on her maliciously. Lidfoul was of a rather royal background, but since she was so unattractive, she was not treated like it. "What?." She looked to see who was speaking. It was her father, Bulain of the Drintuh Kingdom. "Your sister's birthday is today, you must be prepared for the feast!" Oh yes, she had forgotten. Today her sister, Witherfil, would turn eighteen. That meant she would choose a groom, and then the two would be married at nightfall. "Yes father." That was all she said. He smiled and said, " Dear child, why are you not happy for your sister? Today is a big day for her."
"I know, father, but it's just that I...I.." she broke off and turned towards the window. (a/n: u gotta love the drama) "I know what you mean," her father's eyes were sad. "in two years you will be wed." Suddenly she became angry. "Who would want to marry me? You see how ugly I am!" Tears flowed freely down what we think to be her cheeks. "You are not ug." She didn't even hear the rest of the sentence, for she ran out of the door and into the gardens somewhere. Lidfoul ran to her secret hiding spot in the garden and sat there to cry. Two hours later everyone had given up on finding her. She sat there not knowing what to do next. Then, all of sudden, she made her decision. She decided to run away. Lidfoul was angry at everyone. They never ceased to make fun of her, and she was fed up with it. What could she do about being ugly? It wasn't her fault.. As she ran, she tired quickly and decided to stop at the river to get a drink of water. --------------*--------------------------*----------------------*----------- --- "We are gonna catch us some fishes!" Gollum crawled out of his cave. He squinted slightly at the sunlight, but made his way to the river.. ------------*------------------*-----------------------*-------------------- -
"Who cares about them anyways?" Lidfoul was thinking to herself. She wasn't mad at her sisters for being prettier than she was. No, that wasn't their fault either. What made Lidfoul so angry was the fact that EVERYONE was always either making fun of her for being so "different". Quite frankly she was just fed up with people judging her for her appearance. As she reached the river, she knelt down to get a drink. She sat there sat huddled on the rocks, and her attention was caught by a sound at the opposite side of the river. Thinking it might not be good to be seen by whatever it was, she hid behind some bigger rocks hoping the oncoming stranger wouldn't see her. Gollum jumped into the shallow end of the river. He immediately started hunting for fish and singing his usual songs. After only a few minutes he caught a good-sized fish. Gollum ate it greedily, when suddenly, he heard something move on the other side of the river. -------------*---------------------*--------------------------*------------- ----- "We can't have the ceremony without her!" Witherfil was whining. She had always been pretty close to her sister, Lidfoul, and didn't care about how she looked. All she wanted was her sister to be there at her most important day of her life. Witherfil knew she would be married at nightfall, to Rethuil, if her sister was there or not. However, she longed for her to take part in the 'ceremony'. "It's not like it's a big loss or anything..I mean LOOK at her! She would scare half the guests away with that ugly face!!" One of the servants, who was always mocking Lidfoul, was commenting rudely about her again. "Would you do me a favor? Just ONCE in your life, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Witherfil was also getting fed up with the whole mocking, "who do YOU think you are to insult MY SISTER in such a way?" "Sorry..Sorry. I didn't know it bothered ye that much." The servant looked taken aback. She had never thought that anyone actually cared for that miserable little creature. But apparently.somebody did. ----------------*----------------*----------------*-----------------------*- ------ As Lidfoul sat listening to Gollum's little fishing song, she thought it wasn't possible that he was evil (a/n yes evil, so evil, evaaaaaaaal,lol). She decided to take a peek to see who it was. When she laid her eyes on him, she fell in love with him right then and there. He didn't see her, so she just kept staring at his 'handsome' features. How she loved those sexy little strands of wire (his hair), and the beautiful frown he wore. Lidfoul found him so hot, she let a smile curl up on her..uh..face. A sudden impulse caused her to get up onto the rock. She wanted Gollum to see her. At the very moment when she got up on the rock, the sun shifted and it was at such an angle that her whole body was illuminated. When Smeagol looked up, all he could see was a figure standing there. He couldn't see her face (a/n that's a good thing) but knew it was a woman by the shape of her body. In his mind Gollum thought about how beautiful the 'person' looked, until he saw her. When he saw her he shrieked with joy. The person he was looking at was the most GORGEOUS thing he had EVER looked at. (a/n almost as pretty as his ex Frodo, im jk lol) Gollum was thinking Oolala, my preciousssssssss. (a/n bad gollum..bad gollum.lol)
(a/n) yeah, this is an interesting little gollum romance. The first one of its kind (I am told). Anyways, it happens somewhere after the whole ring thing, but gollum (obviously) didn't die. And Drintuh is some place in Middle earth that I had to make up to serve the story. I don't know what the "people" are, but apparently they are around 4 feet tall and they get married at age eighteen, they aren't hobbits though.
"Wake up!" Lidfoul woke with a start. She was a small creature with an ill favored look. Large green eyes and a small crooked mouth were the only distinguishable features on her face. Many times, people laughed at her 'queer' looks. They would openly disgrace her, and they spat on her maliciously. Lidfoul was of a rather royal background, but since she was so unattractive, she was not treated like it. "What?." She looked to see who was speaking. It was her father, Bulain of the Drintuh Kingdom. "Your sister's birthday is today, you must be prepared for the feast!" Oh yes, she had forgotten. Today her sister, Witherfil, would turn eighteen. That meant she would choose a groom, and then the two would be married at nightfall. "Yes father." That was all she said. He smiled and said, " Dear child, why are you not happy for your sister? Today is a big day for her."
"I know, father, but it's just that I...I.." she broke off and turned towards the window. (a/n: u gotta love the drama) "I know what you mean," her father's eyes were sad. "in two years you will be wed." Suddenly she became angry. "Who would want to marry me? You see how ugly I am!" Tears flowed freely down what we think to be her cheeks. "You are not ug." She didn't even hear the rest of the sentence, for she ran out of the door and into the gardens somewhere. Lidfoul ran to her secret hiding spot in the garden and sat there to cry. Two hours later everyone had given up on finding her. She sat there not knowing what to do next. Then, all of sudden, she made her decision. She decided to run away. Lidfoul was angry at everyone. They never ceased to make fun of her, and she was fed up with it. What could she do about being ugly? It wasn't her fault.. As she ran, she tired quickly and decided to stop at the river to get a drink of water. --------------*--------------------------*----------------------*----------- --- "We are gonna catch us some fishes!" Gollum crawled out of his cave. He squinted slightly at the sunlight, but made his way to the river.. ------------*------------------*-----------------------*-------------------- -
"Who cares about them anyways?" Lidfoul was thinking to herself. She wasn't mad at her sisters for being prettier than she was. No, that wasn't their fault either. What made Lidfoul so angry was the fact that EVERYONE was always either making fun of her for being so "different". Quite frankly she was just fed up with people judging her for her appearance. As she reached the river, she knelt down to get a drink. She sat there sat huddled on the rocks, and her attention was caught by a sound at the opposite side of the river. Thinking it might not be good to be seen by whatever it was, she hid behind some bigger rocks hoping the oncoming stranger wouldn't see her. Gollum jumped into the shallow end of the river. He immediately started hunting for fish and singing his usual songs. After only a few minutes he caught a good-sized fish. Gollum ate it greedily, when suddenly, he heard something move on the other side of the river. -------------*---------------------*--------------------------*------------- ----- "We can't have the ceremony without her!" Witherfil was whining. She had always been pretty close to her sister, Lidfoul, and didn't care about how she looked. All she wanted was her sister to be there at her most important day of her life. Witherfil knew she would be married at nightfall, to Rethuil, if her sister was there or not. However, she longed for her to take part in the 'ceremony'. "It's not like it's a big loss or anything..I mean LOOK at her! She would scare half the guests away with that ugly face!!" One of the servants, who was always mocking Lidfoul, was commenting rudely about her again. "Would you do me a favor? Just ONCE in your life, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Witherfil was also getting fed up with the whole mocking, "who do YOU think you are to insult MY SISTER in such a way?" "Sorry..Sorry. I didn't know it bothered ye that much." The servant looked taken aback. She had never thought that anyone actually cared for that miserable little creature. But apparently.somebody did. ----------------*----------------*----------------*-----------------------*- ------ As Lidfoul sat listening to Gollum's little fishing song, she thought it wasn't possible that he was evil (a/n yes evil, so evil, evaaaaaaaal,lol). She decided to take a peek to see who it was. When she laid her eyes on him, she fell in love with him right then and there. He didn't see her, so she just kept staring at his 'handsome' features. How she loved those sexy little strands of wire (his hair), and the beautiful frown he wore. Lidfoul found him so hot, she let a smile curl up on her..uh..face. A sudden impulse caused her to get up onto the rock. She wanted Gollum to see her. At the very moment when she got up on the rock, the sun shifted and it was at such an angle that her whole body was illuminated. When Smeagol looked up, all he could see was a figure standing there. He couldn't see her face (a/n that's a good thing) but knew it was a woman by the shape of her body. In his mind Gollum thought about how beautiful the 'person' looked, until he saw her. When he saw her he shrieked with joy. The person he was looking at was the most GORGEOUS thing he had EVER looked at. (a/n almost as pretty as his ex Frodo, im jk lol) Gollum was thinking Oolala, my preciousssssssss. (a/n bad gollum..bad gollum.lol)