"The Picture of the Dude in This Story"

LEGAL BLATHER:

A play parody of "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a play adapted by Mona Koppelman based on the book by Oscar Wilde, the play was originally printed in Scope, a free magazine distributed to schools.

So, to clarify, Oscar Wilde wrote a book called "The Picture of Dorian Gray".

Then, Mona Koppelman adapted it into a play for Scope magazine.

Then, I parodied that play by scratching out and rewriting dialogue in my copy of the magazine.

Then, I typed it for a school assignment for an illiterate 8th grade English teacher.

Now, I'm posting it on this site. Are we clear now?

DISCLAIMER: All characters were created by Oscar Wilde, except Nat Rator, Skitz O. Frenic, Icer McKensy, Chow On-Fat, and Screaming Eagle the Indian, which I own. Spoof names of original characters were also created by me.

No actual paintings were harmed in the mockery of this play.

This is a semi-original work of adaptation for the purpose of parody, written by me. Feel free to link to it through this page as much as you want, but do NOT copy any of it without either crediting CaptHayfever or obtaining direct permission from me via capthayfever@yahoo.com. No, Al Hayfever is not my real name. It's rather stupid to display one's real name on a publicly accessible web site other than one's own.

This work is a presentation of Grand High Productions, in association with FanFiction.net. Copyright © 2003, Al Hayfever, Peaceical Publications. All Rights Reserved, except as otherwise stated in the credits.

Please feel free to read, review, & link.

SPOOF OF SCOPE'S INTRO TO THEIR PLAY:

Q: What happens when Vans brand shoes go out of control?

A: People get stomped on!

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