Scene 4, Hole 4, Par 4, Shout "Fore!"
NAT: Dorian starts hanging out at bars where crooks drink & gamble & plan crimes. And drink. And gamble. And plan crimes.
Thief: "Well, if it ain't Prince Charming!"
Crook: "What have you got for us?"
Dorian: "Information."
Thief: "Good. Spill it."
SPLASH!!!
Dorian: "There's a party tonight. All the town's rich folks are going, and I know one rich man's house that's going to be dark and empty. And dark. And empty."
Crook: "Sounds like a juicy apple waiting to be picked. Yum. You sure no one will be there?"
Dorian: "I've never been wrong before, have I?"
Thief & Crook: "Yes."
Dorian: "Never mind. The man's name is Harry Wotton. He's Chinese. He's my 'best friend'."
Thief: "What do you want in payment this time, Prince Charm-bracelet?"
Dorian: "Just a gold watch. I'll tell you where to find it."
NAT: Next morning, at Harry's,...
Dorian: "Man, what happened? This place is a wreck!"
Harry: "I got robbed last night! They took everything, even my watch! They seemed to know just where to look." Dorian: "That's because I told them."
Harry: "Huh? I couldn't hear you, I stepped on a glass."
Dorian: "Nothing."
NAT: Little does Harry know that the watch is in Dorian's pocket at that very moment!!! MWA-HA-HA-Ha-Ha-ha-ha!......okay.
Dorian: "One of your servants must be in on this. If I were you, I'd fire them all."
Harry: "I can't do that! They've worked for me for years! They're all very close."
Dorian: "You can't trust anybody, man. Like my new your watch?"
Harry: "You're right. I'll fire them and call the cops. Oh, nice watch, it looks like mine."
(proceed to next chapter)
NAT: Dorian starts hanging out at bars where crooks drink & gamble & plan crimes. And drink. And gamble. And plan crimes.
Thief: "Well, if it ain't Prince Charming!"
Crook: "What have you got for us?"
Dorian: "Information."
Thief: "Good. Spill it."
SPLASH!!!
Dorian: "There's a party tonight. All the town's rich folks are going, and I know one rich man's house that's going to be dark and empty. And dark. And empty."
Crook: "Sounds like a juicy apple waiting to be picked. Yum. You sure no one will be there?"
Dorian: "I've never been wrong before, have I?"
Thief & Crook: "Yes."
Dorian: "Never mind. The man's name is Harry Wotton. He's Chinese. He's my 'best friend'."
Thief: "What do you want in payment this time, Prince Charm-bracelet?"
Dorian: "Just a gold watch. I'll tell you where to find it."
NAT: Next morning, at Harry's,...
Dorian: "Man, what happened? This place is a wreck!"
Harry: "I got robbed last night! They took everything, even my watch! They seemed to know just where to look." Dorian: "That's because I told them."
Harry: "Huh? I couldn't hear you, I stepped on a glass."
Dorian: "Nothing."
NAT: Little does Harry know that the watch is in Dorian's pocket at that very moment!!! MWA-HA-HA-Ha-Ha-ha-ha!......okay.
Dorian: "One of your servants must be in on this. If I were you, I'd fire them all."
Harry: "I can't do that! They've worked for me for years! They're all very close."
Dorian: "You can't trust anybody, man. Like my new your watch?"
Harry: "You're right. I'll fire them and call the cops. Oh, nice watch, it looks like mine."
(proceed to next chapter)