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A/N: This is just a humor fanfic. Just my attempt at JOKE. Don't take it seriously.
FFX Commercials and costumes part 2
Yunalesca at Zanarkand. She looks at the camera and smiles. "Hi, I'm Yunalesca. I'm beautiful, dead and popular! But I haven't been popular all my life."
The scene shows while Yunalesca is still living in the old Zanarkand, she's sitting on the side of the street, feeding the ducks.
"I was a duckling, a very ugly and unpopular duckling that only pesters my father and husband day after day. Life was cruel, and I almost gave up!"
The scene shows Yunalesca at the Zanarkand dome with a summoner and a bunch of guardians.
"But then my husband Zaon told me that my father Yu Yevon is planning to destroy Bevelle and the world! And so my father Yu Yevon became Sin. I chose to become a summoner, get a very good stylist and ask my dear Zaon to become my final fayth! And so I killed my father using my husband's soul, and LOOK at me today!"
The scene shows another summoner is challenging Sin.
"Contact your nearest Yevon temple and become a summoner now! And if you call now and succeed, we'll make you a statue at each Yevon temple and you'll be worshipped like me!"
The sign shows:
Y E V O N
We call it Zanarkand technology
Yunalesca winks at the camera. "With Yevon, everybody adores me!"