THE CREDITS PAGE:

Dorian Gray as Himself

Chow On-Fat as Harry Wotton

Jim Vane as Himself

Sibyl "Weather" Vane as Herself

Basil Hallward as Basil Spice

Carol Kane as the Poor Woman

Icer McKensy as the Cop

Skitz O. Frenic as Blind Man, Passerby, Thief, and Crook

Screaming Eagle as the Indian

and Nat Rator as Himself

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Scholastic, Carol Kane, and whoever holds the rights to "The Picture of Dorian Gray" for not suing me.

My 8th grade English teacher, Miss Julie Finder, (aka Finder the Moron) for being too stupid to notice all the spelling mistakes when I originally turned this in, resulting in my getting an A. (The mistakes were corrected before uploading)

CLOSING LEGALITIES:

Carol Kane's name appears courtesy of my overactive imagination. No actual paintings were harmed in the mockery of this terrible play.

No, I do not have an original copy of the play anymore, mine was written on to make this spoof, and then lost in my messy room.

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