Disclaimer: Sorry. I forgot to do this for chapter one. I don't own anything in this story except for
a couple of officers,
but who really cares about them?
Corporal Ivy: I do!
Tie Kerl: You shut up.
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LEP was on the war path. When someone ticked them off, that someone lived to regret the day
they were born. Had the
situation not been so serious, it would have looked funny. Over 150 LEP privates, corporals,
captains, and commander, were
marching down the main street, carrying shields and tridents. They looked like a tribe of
Amazon warriors. LEP was, in a
way, lucky.
The goblins were running out of batteries for their softnoses. Then again, a well-placed fireball
down the throat can be
just as painful. The band of men, (glare from Holly) and woman was nearing Downtown Haven,
the center target of the B'wa
Kell uprising.
The goblins couldn't believe their yellow, snake-like eyes. There, standing in front of them, was
a squad of green-clad,
helmet wearing, police officers, carrying weapons that looked like they pulled them out of The
Little Mermaid. Their first
impulse was to laugh. The LEP, what had been their main reason for failure for centuries, had
finally snapped, and they
were there to end it all. That is, until Holly hit one of them.
Holly had barely nicked the goblin, when a thousand volts of electricity spread through the
reptile's body. One down, a lot to
go.
"Whoa." Holly was amazed at what those old strips of metal could do. Then she switched back
into combat mode.
There was wailing, and snarling, and gnashing of teeth. Guess who was doing most of the
wailing? If you guessed the LEP,
apart from Grub, you are the weakest link. Good bye. It was quite a sight.
Captain Kelp, who I don't need to remind you is the most gung-ho officer LEP has ever seen, was
using his weapon like
something in a Jackie Chan movie.
Grub had his eyes closed in fright, and was swinging his Three Zap around randomly.
Holly was using her's like a long sword, stabbing and blocking, and had taken out a fair number
of goblins.
Commander Root, to everyone's amazement, was the best with the Three Zaps. He spun his
around, so the goblin would follow
it, then he turned, and smacked the goblin in the back of the head.
Despite how well they were fighting, the goblins were smart enough to tell what wasn't working,
other than their brains.
And this wasn't working. Slowly, they figured out that their fireballs could do a lot more harm
then their guns. Before long,
the tables had turned.
Holly fought her way through the crowd.
Behind her, Corporal Ivy was running around with the seat of his jumpsuit on fire.
Holly turned around. "Stop, drop, and roll, you idiot!" She continued. Finally, she saw it. One of
the goblins had dropped
a rifle. She was just three feet away from it. Suddenly, she felt a jerk on her shoulder. She spun
around.
There was a goblin on her back, grinning like a manic. "Why, if it isn't a little girlie? Why aren't
you having a little
tea party?"
Holly gulped. Up above her, she heard a noise.
Foaly had stayed at Police Plaza with the techies. According to what he told the Commander, he
was a lover, not a fighter.
At which point, Holly turned around and pretended to throw up.
Suddenly, something caught his eye from one of the helmet video feeds. "Look at this!" he called
the techies over, "This is
almost better than Butler and the troll!"
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AN: Thank you to all of my reviewers.
bride-of-lister: Yes, this is strange. The reason for this is I'm not fully sane. But don't tell
anyone, or the men in white coats will come back. *curls into a ball*
animefanatic07: Thank you. And yes, it's probley just your sense of humor.
a couple of officers,
but who really cares about them?
Corporal Ivy: I do!
Tie Kerl: You shut up.
*************************************************
LEP was on the war path. When someone ticked them off, that someone lived to regret the day
they were born. Had the
situation not been so serious, it would have looked funny. Over 150 LEP privates, corporals,
captains, and commander, were
marching down the main street, carrying shields and tridents. They looked like a tribe of
Amazon warriors. LEP was, in a
way, lucky.
The goblins were running out of batteries for their softnoses. Then again, a well-placed fireball
down the throat can be
just as painful. The band of men, (glare from Holly) and woman was nearing Downtown Haven,
the center target of the B'wa
Kell uprising.
The goblins couldn't believe their yellow, snake-like eyes. There, standing in front of them, was
a squad of green-clad,
helmet wearing, police officers, carrying weapons that looked like they pulled them out of The
Little Mermaid. Their first
impulse was to laugh. The LEP, what had been their main reason for failure for centuries, had
finally snapped, and they
were there to end it all. That is, until Holly hit one of them.
Holly had barely nicked the goblin, when a thousand volts of electricity spread through the
reptile's body. One down, a lot to
go.
"Whoa." Holly was amazed at what those old strips of metal could do. Then she switched back
into combat mode.
There was wailing, and snarling, and gnashing of teeth. Guess who was doing most of the
wailing? If you guessed the LEP,
apart from Grub, you are the weakest link. Good bye. It was quite a sight.
Captain Kelp, who I don't need to remind you is the most gung-ho officer LEP has ever seen, was
using his weapon like
something in a Jackie Chan movie.
Grub had his eyes closed in fright, and was swinging his Three Zap around randomly.
Holly was using her's like a long sword, stabbing and blocking, and had taken out a fair number
of goblins.
Commander Root, to everyone's amazement, was the best with the Three Zaps. He spun his
around, so the goblin would follow
it, then he turned, and smacked the goblin in the back of the head.
Despite how well they were fighting, the goblins were smart enough to tell what wasn't working,
other than their brains.
And this wasn't working. Slowly, they figured out that their fireballs could do a lot more harm
then their guns. Before long,
the tables had turned.
Holly fought her way through the crowd.
Behind her, Corporal Ivy was running around with the seat of his jumpsuit on fire.
Holly turned around. "Stop, drop, and roll, you idiot!" She continued. Finally, she saw it. One of
the goblins had dropped
a rifle. She was just three feet away from it. Suddenly, she felt a jerk on her shoulder. She spun
around.
There was a goblin on her back, grinning like a manic. "Why, if it isn't a little girlie? Why aren't
you having a little
tea party?"
Holly gulped. Up above her, she heard a noise.
Foaly had stayed at Police Plaza with the techies. According to what he told the Commander, he
was a lover, not a fighter.
At which point, Holly turned around and pretended to throw up.
Suddenly, something caught his eye from one of the helmet video feeds. "Look at this!" he called
the techies over, "This is
almost better than Butler and the troll!"
***************************************
AN: Thank you to all of my reviewers.
bride-of-lister: Yes, this is strange. The reason for this is I'm not fully sane. But don't tell
anyone, or the men in white coats will come back. *curls into a ball*
animefanatic07: Thank you. And yes, it's probley just your sense of humor.