They sat there. Sora and Kairi.
For a moment, they sat there, but, luckily, they sat there.
One may wonder how they sat there, but the answer was simple; they sat there, and nothing could stop them from sitting there. Yes, they sat there for even longer.
In a moment of pure 'sitting there', they decided to sit there. They had made up their minds; they wanted to sit there.
They sat there. Oh, how they sat there! May thy gods rest assured that they sat there, and none could prevent them from sitting there!
Then, all of the sudden, they sat there. Yet, they sat there. Oh, how they sat there!

Sora: "What the heck is going on?"
BlueMage: "Just shut up and act as you're supposed to! Stupid character!"
Sora: "What? You even have the slightest idea how freaking boring your story is?"

Suddenly, Sora exploded into a million tiny pieces, and Kairi sat there. Yes, she sat there. One can't help but wonder, but, yes, she sat there.
Suddenly, a little cough escaped her lips.

BlueMage: "Dammit! I didn't tell you to cough!"
Kairi: "But your story was so boring... I thought I'd, you know, spice it up!"
BlueMage: "My story ain't boring!"
Kairi: "Yes it is... I think it's the worst story in the whooooole world!"

Now, who would have thought that? I giant foot landed on Kairi! Now, the foot sat there. Oh, how it sat there. You know, it actually sat there.
So, there they sat - Both the foot's toes. They sat there. No, they didn't just sit there, they sat there.