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AppleJuiceMaster, who didn't own any of the characters. The End.
Percy Weasley Apperated in the kitchen. 'Oh you wouldn't believe how my day was!' Ron sighed. 'What did Mr Crouch say today?' Percy massaged his temples and reached in his pocket and held up a long piece of parchment. Ron grabbed it and started reading.
"************ Your What-To-Do-Today-List **************
First off, do the Moose dance!"
Ron raised an eyebrow. 'Moose dance?' Percy shrugged.
"When you did that, please go to a Muggle store and buy some of those funny whistles, you know, the ones that roll out when you blow on them and make a funny noise! Buy... Hmm... 359 of them, each for everyone at The Ministry. Except for Lucius Malfoy, since he's a mean bitch."
Ron snorted. 'A mean bitch, eh? For once, Mr Crouch is right!'
"After that, write the owners name on every whistle!"
'That must have been an awfully lot of work...' 'It took me 4 hours...'
"Then wrap them nicely and put the owners name on it... except Lucius Malfoy, as I said before, he's a meany!
Then sneak into their offices, put it on the desk and sneak away. TIPTOE!
After that, we shall crossdress. Not to worry, you can have the pink dress this time!"
Ron stared at Percy. 'Errr...?!' 'It matched my hair pretty good!' Percy replied. '...Riiiiight...'
"As you know, we shall sing cool songs like The Muffin Man and perform a play.
After that, you will go and rent the Rocky Horror Picture Show and we'll watch it. Lots of fun!
The day is almost up after all this, so you can go home.
With love,
Your Barto."
Ron shuddered 'YOUR Barto?!!' Percy's face went bright red. 'He thinks I'm in love with him...' At this point, Arthur Weasley came bursting trough the door, the whistle in his mouth and bleeding everywhere.
'WHOA! What happened to you, Dad?!!!' Ron said, shocked. 'Lucius... He wanted to have my whistle...' Ron and Percy stared at him. 'I mean the literal whistle, you perverts!!!' 'Oh...'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE END!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Errrrmm yeah... that was just really really REALLY weird... I have no idea what to say really...
Percy Weasley Apperated in the kitchen. 'Oh you wouldn't believe how my day was!' Ron sighed. 'What did Mr Crouch say today?' Percy massaged his temples and reached in his pocket and held up a long piece of parchment. Ron grabbed it and started reading.
"************ Your What-To-Do-Today-List **************
First off, do the Moose dance!"
Ron raised an eyebrow. 'Moose dance?' Percy shrugged.
"When you did that, please go to a Muggle store and buy some of those funny whistles, you know, the ones that roll out when you blow on them and make a funny noise! Buy... Hmm... 359 of them, each for everyone at The Ministry. Except for Lucius Malfoy, since he's a mean bitch."
Ron snorted. 'A mean bitch, eh? For once, Mr Crouch is right!'
"After that, write the owners name on every whistle!"
'That must have been an awfully lot of work...' 'It took me 4 hours...'
"Then wrap them nicely and put the owners name on it... except Lucius Malfoy, as I said before, he's a meany!
Then sneak into their offices, put it on the desk and sneak away. TIPTOE!
After that, we shall crossdress. Not to worry, you can have the pink dress this time!"
Ron stared at Percy. 'Errr...?!' 'It matched my hair pretty good!' Percy replied. '...Riiiiight...'
"As you know, we shall sing cool songs like The Muffin Man and perform a play.
After that, you will go and rent the Rocky Horror Picture Show and we'll watch it. Lots of fun!
The day is almost up after all this, so you can go home.
With love,
Your Barto."
Ron shuddered 'YOUR Barto?!!' Percy's face went bright red. 'He thinks I'm in love with him...' At this point, Arthur Weasley came bursting trough the door, the whistle in his mouth and bleeding everywhere.
'WHOA! What happened to you, Dad?!!!' Ron said, shocked. 'Lucius... He wanted to have my whistle...' Ron and Percy stared at him. 'I mean the literal whistle, you perverts!!!' 'Oh...'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE END!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Errrrmm yeah... that was just really really REALLY weird... I have no idea what to say really...