SPOILER WARNING: Really everything here is old news given you're not fool enough to go around reading Inuyasha fanfiction without seeing the first season. If you've seen up to episode 23, "Kagome's Voice and Kikyo's Kiss", you're fine.
Author's Note: Sorry I couldn't divide the verses up so they're easier to read, but the Fanfiction documents are a pain that way...
And on that note, I give you,
Kagome's Lament
A song parody to the song "Step Sister's Lament" from Rodgers and Hammerstine's Cinderella
As sung by a really ticked off Kagome from the anime series "Inuyasha".
(cue music)
Why would a hanyou want a girl like her?
A girl who's out to kill him?
Why can't a hanyou ever once prefer
A nice sane girl like me?
I seem to be her double,
Which has Inu in a fix,
And he saved me when I was in trouble,
Now his feelings are all mixed.
But why would a hanyou want a girl like her?
A chick who's not even living?
Why can't a hanyou ever once prefer
A breathing girl like me!
Her face is like mine, I suppose,
But my heart isn't sick and twisted.
Her skin may be pale and soft,
But it's just as cold as a corpse's!
She even sealed him once before,
Still he's all love sick and hazy,
And now she's just playing with him more.
Can't he tell she's $!#ing crazy!
Oh, why would a hanyou want a girl like her?
I don't care if they once dated.
Why can't he see that I'm kind an pure
And not out to see him dead!
All she ever does is mumble
That she wants to do him harm,
Yet with very little trouble
Inuyasha's in her arms!
Why would a hanyou want a girl like her?
A girl who's not ment'ly well?
Why can't a hanyou ever once prefer
A girl who won't drag him to hell!
What's the matter with the hanyou?
What's the matter with the hanyou!
What's the matter with the HANYOU!