Disclaimers: Ummmmm. I don't own Sango's feelings towards Miroku. I do own
Sango and Miroku plushies, though! And I don't own the song 'Son of A
Preacher Man', either. This is just a short (and funny) parody of 'Son Of A
Preacher Man. It's based around Sango's feelings for Miroku.
Miroku was a Buddhist monk's son
And when Kagome would visit
He'd come along
When Kagome and Inuyasha started arguing
That's when Miroku would take me walkin' (A/N: So it doesn't rhyme. Deal with it, people.)
Through the forest we'd go walkin'
Then his hand would try its luck
Kami knows, I'm not surprised (A/N: STILL doesn't rhyme.)
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
The only boy who could ever grope me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was
Being cold isn't always easy
No matter how hard I try
When he started sweet talkin' to me (A/N: When exactly DID Miroku sweet talk to Sango? J/k.)
He'd come and tell me "everything is alright"
He'd grope me n' tell me "everything is alright"
I hope I get away again tonight
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
The only boy who could ever grope me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was
How well I remember
That look that was in his eyes
Stealin' gropes from me on the sly
Takin' time to make time
Never tellin' me he's all mine
Learnin' from our own not knowin' (A/N: Did that make ANY sense on ANY level? It was the only thing I could think of. Hehehe)
Lookin' to see if he's grown up yet (A/N: Heehee)
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
The only boy who could ever grope me
Was the son of a Buddhist Monk
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was
(The only one who could ever reach me)
He was the sweet talkin' son of a Buddhist monk
(The only boy who could ever grope me)
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
(The only one who could ever reach me)
Was the womanizing son of a Buddhist monk
Ending notes: I know. I'm not right in the head! Oh well! Heehee. My first parody. I've been meaning to write this for quite some time now. It was really fun, but pretty bad, in my opinion. And I know womanizer's a bit strong, even for Miroku, but I had to write it. I dunno why. Heehee. Please review. Flames are welcome.
Miroku was a Buddhist monk's son
And when Kagome would visit
He'd come along
When Kagome and Inuyasha started arguing
That's when Miroku would take me walkin' (A/N: So it doesn't rhyme. Deal with it, people.)
Through the forest we'd go walkin'
Then his hand would try its luck
Kami knows, I'm not surprised (A/N: STILL doesn't rhyme.)
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
The only boy who could ever grope me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was
Being cold isn't always easy
No matter how hard I try
When he started sweet talkin' to me (A/N: When exactly DID Miroku sweet talk to Sango? J/k.)
He'd come and tell me "everything is alright"
He'd grope me n' tell me "everything is alright"
I hope I get away again tonight
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
The only boy who could ever grope me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was
How well I remember
That look that was in his eyes
Stealin' gropes from me on the sly
Takin' time to make time
Never tellin' me he's all mine
Learnin' from our own not knowin' (A/N: Did that make ANY sense on ANY level? It was the only thing I could think of. Hehehe)
Lookin' to see if he's grown up yet (A/N: Heehee)
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
The only boy who could ever grope me
Was the son of a Buddhist Monk
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was
(The only one who could ever reach me)
He was the sweet talkin' son of a Buddhist monk
(The only boy who could ever grope me)
Was the son of a Buddhist monk
(The only one who could ever reach me)
Was the womanizing son of a Buddhist monk
Ending notes: I know. I'm not right in the head! Oh well! Heehee. My first parody. I've been meaning to write this for quite some time now. It was really fun, but pretty bad, in my opinion. And I know womanizer's a bit strong, even for Miroku, but I had to write it. I dunno why. Heehee. Please review. Flames are welcome.