"Bang!"
"What the...?"
"Smash! Crash! Bang! Splat!"
"Alright that's it! What the hell are they doing up there!?" Duo yelled, wipping a piece of plaster that had just fallen from the ceiling off his head.
For the past half an hour after Jenn had called, there had been constant banging and crashing coming from upstairs. Julie and her sister were constantly yelling at each other, and from the sounds of it, they were throwing stuff at each other too. Duo was starting to get real sick of listening to it so he started for the stairs to find out what they were doing.
"Where are you going Duo?" Quatre asked, wincing slightly at another crash from upstairs.
"To find out exactly what this is!" Duo yelled, stomping up the stairs.
"Do you think it'll be alright?" Quatre asked, looking worriedly at Trowa.
"Duo wouldn't hurt them," Trowa said, putting another puzzle piece into place.
"They're not the one I'm worried about," Quatre said.
"OH MY GODS!!!!!!" Duo yelled, causing all the other boys to drop what they were doing and run upstairs to see what was wrong.
"Maxwell no Baka, nani... Shimatta!" Wufei exclaimed, looking at the shambles the room was in.
From the way the room looked, it looked like a cyclone had gone through it, and this was an understatement. Every single barbie and doll that the two girls owned was on the floor, and there was like a million of them. Their beds were completely torn apart and they looked like they had colored on them with blue and green markers. The blinds were no longer hanging on the windows and the curtains weren't either, for that matter. There was a whole tube of pringles smashed up on the floor next to a bunch of cut up papers. And sitting on the disheveled beds, looking guiltily at the former Gundam Pilots, were four grade school kids.
"Okay, what in the seven hells happened to this room?" Heero asked coldly, glaring at the guilty kids.
"It was Jo and Ashleigh!" Julie yelled, pointing an accusing finger.
"What!? You and Andrew pulled out all the Barbies!" Jolene yelled.
"You liar! You..."
"Enough! Your sister said that you have to clean up any mess you make, so you better get to it!" Heero said, beginning to walk out of the room.
"Um, what time is it?" Andrew asked Trowa.
"5:30..." Trowa said, looking at his watch.
"We gotta go home for dinner, come on Ashleigh," Andrew grabbed his sister's hand and headed for the door.
"How very dishonorable of you, weakling," Wufei said, as Andrew and Ashleigh walked out the door.
"Okay, you jou-chan's need to clean up this mess now," Duo said, turning to leave.
"But Andrew and Asleigh need to help!!!!!" Jolene yelled, and then started to cry, joined shortly after by Julie.
"Well, they left, and your room still needs to be cleaned, so I suggest you start while we make dinner," Trowa said simply, walking out of the room as well.
"Well, I suppose we should start dinner, don't you agree?" Quatre asked after the last of the group made it downstairs.
"Yeah, so... who's confident they can cook the pizza without burning the house down?" Duo asked, scratching his head.
"I will do it," Wufei said, walking into the kitchen.
"Whoa, I never would've guessed you knew how to cook, much less that you would volunteer to do it!" Duo said, astonished.
"... just shut-up and mind your own business Maxwell no Baka!" Wufei yelled from the kitchen.
Twenty minutes later, the pizza was ready and the upstairs was remotely quite, which usually meant the two girls were up to no good. Quatre was in the kitchen, helping Wufei serve the dinner, Trowa was silently reading another Inu-Yasha manga, (he's really getting into them, ne?) Duo was playing Wufei's Jak and Daxter game, which he had given up, and Heero was listening intently to try and figure out what the two girls were doing upstairs.
"Dinner is ready!" Quatre said enthusiastically, while bringing out plates with pieces of pizza on them, followed by Wufei.
"Yum! That looks good Wufei my man! Never knew you could cook so well!" Duo said, jumping at the table where his plate was.
"Someone needs to go and get Julie and Jolene," Trowa said, sitting on the floor next to Duo, who was already scarfing down his piece of pizza.
"I'll get them," Heero said, walking up the stairs.
Heero was rather curious as to what the two girls were up to, although he would never admit it. Heero walked into the doorway of Julie and Jolene's room to find it still in shambles, but that's not what Heero was concerned about. The fact of the matter was, Heero couldn't see Julie or Jolene in the room anywhere. Heero was about to assume that they snuck outside and go down stairs, when he heard giggling from the room next door. Heero looked at the door and noticed a sign that said, "Jennifer-san's room. Keep out unless given permission otherwise!" Heero pondered what he should do in this particular situation. Normally, Heero would've just ignored the sign and walked into the room, but this was a girl's room. Heero shook his head and opened the door.
"What are you two doing in your sisters... room..." Heero looked at the two girls on the floor in horror.
Not only were they wearing Jennifer's bras on their heads but they had, what looked like, red badly drawn tattoos all over them.
"What is that!?" Heero yelled, pointing at the two girls.
"It's nail polish, don't we look cool with our new tattoos?" Julie said, batting her eyelashes stupidly at Heero.
"No you don't," Heero stated coldly, "and why are you in your sisters... in her... under things?" Heero chocked out, feeling rather foolish that he was having so much trouble saying Bras.
"We were playing dress up!" Julie said, throwing one of the bras at Heero, which he caught.
"Put these back where you found them, and get downstairs for dinner!" Heero yelled, throwing the bra back at Julie and stomping down the stairs,
"What up Heero? Why were you yelling so much?" Duo asked, taking another bite of his second piece of pizza.
"They were in Jennifer's room wearing her bras on their heads," Heero said calmly, sitting down on the floor at his plate.
"That's it? You sounded really angry over something so trivial," Quatre stated, looking at Heero.
"The little onna's must be getting to him," Wufei said.
"But that's it? That's all they were doing?" Trowa asked, looking quizzically at Heero, knowing that the perfect soldier wouldn't get so worked up over something unless it was really bad.
"You'll see why," Heero said in a monotone voice, eating his pizza.
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! What the hell happened!?" Duo yelled, when Julie and Jolene walked to the table and sat down.
"It looks like someone came and vandalized the baka onna's, and they didn't do a good job," Wufei said, looking at the girls in horror.
"What is that smell? It reminds me of a smell that was ever present in my sister's bathrooms," Quatre said, smelling the air around Julie and Jolene.
"That would be nail polish," Heero said, calmly continuing to eat his Pizza.
"Eh? Jennifer's nail polish?" Trowa looked at Heero, and Heero nodded.
"Well, they need to take a bath now," Duo said, sighing.
"Right, they can take one as soon as they finish cleaning up their room," Quatre said, getting up for more pizza.
"Start,"
"What did you say Yuy?" Wufei asked, looking up at the calm Heero.
"You mean after they "start" to clean up their room," Heero said, emphasizing the word start.
"Well, after they start then," Quatre said, coming back into the living room with more pizza.
"Considering they didn't pick up their room when we told them to earlier, chances are they aren't going to do it after dinner either," Trowa said,
"Yeah, you're right. Someone's gonna have to supervise them," Duo said.
"I'll supervise them," Trowa said, holding up the Inu-Yasha manga, "it'll give me a chance to finish this before Jenn-san gets home.
"Alright then, I will do the dishes then," Quatre said, taking another bite of his pizza.
"I'll go make their beds, so Heero," Duo smacked Heero on the back, "that means you get to bathe them!"
"How?" Heero asked, glaring at Duo, and shrugging his hand off.
"It's easy, you just gotta wash their hair with shampoo and make sure they wash their bodies," Duo said, smiling at Heero.
"Hmph! Fine, but they have to finish eating first," Heero said, looking at the girls who hadn't even touched their food yet, "oi, what's wrong?"
"We wanna watch SpongeBob!" Jolene yelled, grabbing the remote controller away from Wufei, who was aimlessly flipping channels.
"Oro?" Quatre looked confused.
On the TV screen was a picture of a pirate with lips that started to sing, while some weird looking yellow sponge dude in pants danced on the screen.
Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain!
I can't hear you!!! Aye Aye Captain!
Ohhhhhhhh... who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBobSquarePants!
Absorbent and Yellow and porose is he!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBobSquarePants! Ready!?
SpongeBobSquarePants!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
SpongeBobs Square Pants—!
"What the hell!?" Wufei looked at the display of utter stupidity before him.
"This is the dumbest show I have ever seen in my life," Trowa stated, "only complete fools could possibly enjoy this!"
"Ha ha ha! Karate Chop the squirrel square dude! HA ha ha!"
Trowa looked at Duo and smiled in success, "I rest my case..."
"Okay Julie-san and Jolene-san, it's time to clean your room now," Quatre said, grabbing their empty plates from them and heading into the kitchen.
"And Trowa is going to supervise, so you better clean," Duo said, returning to watching SpongeBob.
"And make it quick, because I have to give you a bath," Heero said, glaring at the two retreating girls.
"Don't worry, I'll get them to clean up," Trowa said, grabbing the Inu-Yasha comic and heading upstairs.
It took over an hour for Trowa to get Julie and Jolene to clean their room. At one point, Trowa had to put down his comic and loom over the girls while they picked up the barbies. Trowa didn't get much time to read, because every time he took his eyes off them, they would drag something else out and start to play with it. Trowa soon gave up trying to read and started to help clean up the mess. After he was finally satisfied that the room was clean, Trowa walked down stairs to inform Heero that Julie and Jolene were ready for their bath. Heero nodded at this, and hesitantly made his way up the stairs.
Seeing this, Duo yelled after Heero, "Don't worry Heero, they're only little girls, they don't have anything yet."
"Maxwell no Hentai, shut-up and just go make their beds!" Wufei yelled, throwing one of the couch pillows at Duo's face.
"Fine, Fine!"
Heero, meanwhile, was running a bath with warm water in the bathroom upstairs. From the style of the bathroom, which was butterflies and flowers, Heero guessed that this was Jenn's bathroom. He also got this impression when he went under the sink, to get a bar of soap, and found a package of women's sanitary pads stowed in the back corner. Just as Heero was about to reach for the faucet and turn off the water, Julie and Jolene jumped into the tub, splashing Heero with quite a bit of water. Heero grabbed a hand towel that was hanging next to him and wiped his face, which was dripping with water, off and glared at the two girls in the tub.
"Thank-you very much, I overdue for a bath," Heero said sarcastically, ringing out his shirt.
"Why don't you just take it off?" Julie asked, looking at Heero, "You don't have boobs like my sister."
"W-what!?" Heero looked at the girls shocked, but quickly recovered, "I don't want to take my shirt off, that's why."
"Whatever, your weird," Julie said, turning away from Heero.
"I'm weird!? I'm not the one who painted all over myself with nail polish," Heero growled, throwing a bar of soap into the water, "start washing."
"Fine!" Julie pulled the shower curtain across the bar so that Heero couldn't see anything.
"What are you doing?" Heero asked, picking himself off the floor and sitting on the toilet cover (god, I can't think of what it's called!).
"You're not allowed to see, you're a boy!" Julie yelled from behind the curtain.
"..."
A few minutes later, Julie pulled the curtain back and handed Heero the bar of soap. Heero looked at Julie to make sure that all the nail polish was off, and was relieved to see that it was. But when Heero looked at Jolene, the nail polish was still present.
"Here Jolene, wash," Heero handed Jolene the bar of soap, but she didn't take it, "what's wrong? You need to get all that nail polish off."
"I can't!" Jolene wailed, and started to cry.
"Jo your so stupid!" Julie yelled, grabbing the soap from Heero, "take the stupid soap you stupid!"
"I can't!!!!!!!" Jolene screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What the hell? Heero, what did you do!?" Duo walked into the bathroom with a pile of kids sheets in his hands to see Jolene screaming in the tub.
"I didn't do anything, she just started crying because she claims she can't wash herself," Heero yelled, pointing to the bar of soap in Julie's hand.
"Well, you wash her then so she shuts up!" Duo yelled back, walking out of the bathroom.
"Fine, Jolene come here," Heero got down on his knee's next to the tub and grabbed the soap.
Heero got his hands all soapy and started to scrub the nail polish off of Jolene's arms and face. When he was all done, he gave the soap to Julie and told her to wash her sisters legs. Julie refused, but after a short argument, Heero convinced her to do it. After they were all clean, Heero was about to grab their towels and command them to get out when Julie said they needed their hair washed.
"Why? You can just wash it in the morning, now get out!" Heero said, pulling the plug out of the drain.
"But our hair will get all tangled if we don't get it braided!" Jolene said, tugging at her slightly damp hair.
"Duo can braid your hair, god knows he braids his own every day," Heero said, throwing the towels at the girls heads and walking out of the bathroom.
"Duo, you get to braid the girls hair for them," Heero said, walking into the girls room, where currently, all of the other boys were.
"Fine," Duo replied, pulling out the girls brush and pony tail box.
After Duo had braided the girls hair and they were in their pj's and in bed, the boys were getting ready to leave their room.
"Hey wait!" Julie yelled, catching the boys attention.
"What is it?" Heero asked coldly.
"You gots ta tell us a story!"Jolene said, unaffected by Heero's tone.
"Why?" Duo asked, walking back into the room, followed by the other four g-boys.
"Cause, Jenn told us one once," Julie said, sitting up in bed.
"Once?" Quatre looked at the girls confused.
"Yup-Yup!" Jolene piped, sitting up in bed also.
"Well, if she only told you a story once, then how come we have to tell you one now?" Trowa asked.
"Cause, we want you to tell us a story, that's why!" Julie yelled.
"I don't know any children's stories onna!" Wufei yelled back.
"So make one up then!" Julie yelled, smiling.
"Fine, Once upon a time... there was an eagle," Heero said, thinking.
"An eagle named Heero, and his friends!" Duo said, joining in Heero's story, "there was this one really cool bat named Duo, who was really fast at stealth operations!"
"But could never learn to shut his mouth!" Wufei added, chuckling at Duo's angry face.
"Another friend of Heero's was a spider monkey who was excellent at the gymnastics," Trowa said, thinking.
"But had some trouble with social skills," Quatre said, smiling at Trowa, "But that's okay, because his friend, the rabbit was nice and didn't really care."
"Thus he was a weakling and was made easy pray to Wufei the great..."
"Grumpy turtle!" Duo yelled, getting laughs from the two girls and a glare from Wufei.
"Anyways, these animals all lived in a forest together, with eagle as their leader, fighting off any enemy mobil sui... animals," Heero corrected himself.
"But then, one day, a bunch of female animals of the same species as the boys entered the forest," Duo said, taking his turn to tell the story.
"But all these onna's were weaklings and they needed constant protection which really..."
"Was alright with the boy animals, because they enjoyed the extra company," Quatre cut Wufei off before he could make any offensive comments about women.
"The female spider monkey was named Dorothy and she worked with the rabbit Quatre in their business... keeping... food inventory," Trowa said, making up the business as he went along.
"The female bat was named Hilde and she just loved the male bat Duo, cause he was the coolest!" Duo said enthusiastically!
"The female rabbit, who was also very good at gymnastics, worked with Trowa at the animal circus," Quatre said, smiling at the two little girls who were listening intently.
"The onna turtle, Sally, was always annoying Wufei and..."
"They eventually became partners working to protect the forest," Trowa cut Wufei off, considering Wufei had nothing nice to say about the female race.
"The male eagle was under strict orders from the brother of Relena, the female eagle, to protect her at all costs..."
"But he found that he actually enjoyed doing it, never mind the fact that it was an order," Duo cut in, grinning evilly at Heero, who was just about to strangle him, "and then, sooner or later, all the boy animals got together with the girl of the same species and got married! And they all lived happily ever after, the end!"
"What!? That's not what happened! I REFUSE TO BE PAIRED UP WITH THAT ANNOYING ONNA!" Wufei yelled.
"Shh! If you wake them up, you'll have to tell them another story!" Duo grinned, pointing at the two sleeping girls.
"Yes, and we don't want to have to think of another one, do we?" Quatre smiled, and tucked the girls in.
"No, I wouldn't," Trowa said, walking out of their room and heading down stairs, followed by Duo, Quatre, and Wufei.
"..." Heero looked around their room to make sure everything was in order, then turned off the light and followed the other g-boys example.
It had only been about fifteen minutes after the former gundam pilots had gotten Julie and Jolene to go to sleep, that the girls came walking into the house. Trowa, who had just finished reading the Inu-Yasha manga (about time ne?), walked over to Catherine to see what the hell she had bought now. Duo walked over to Hilde and asked her if she had forgiven him yet. When she said no and Duo gave her the puppy dog look, she gave in and gave Duo a hug.
"So, how were they? They didn't drive you completely bonkers, did they?" Jenn asked, with a tinge of wishful thinking in her voice.
"Well, luckily we still have most of our sanity left," Heero said, looking at Jenn.
"Oh gosh, they were really that bad huh?" Becca asked, looking at the worn out looking Gundam Boys.
"No, they were worse," Duo said.
"I feel just awful about this! How can I make it up to you...?" Jenn stood and thought for a few moments, "I know! I'll treat you all to a trip to Wild Waves this weekend! My dad got free tickets from work!"
"What's Wild Waves?" Quatre asked, looking at Jenn questioningly.
"It's a water/amusement park," said Robin, "It's a lot of fun!"
"So, what do you say? It's the least I can do for your payment," Jenn said, pleading slightly.
"Alright, on Saturday then," Heero said, confirming the arrangement with the rest of the group.
"Great! We can work out the minor details tomorrow, but right now, it looks like you guys are completely worn out," said Jenn, ushering Becca and Robin out the door, "Come on, we'll take you home!"
Heero and Relena were dropped off at their apartment building and after waving good bye, they started for the inside of the building. Upon making it inside, Heero held the door open for Relena, as any normal gentleman would do for a lady, and then headed for the elevator. Since Heero and Relena lived on the same floor, courtesy of Heero's mission, they ended up sharing the elevator.
"So, did you really have that hard of a time with the little girls?" Relena asked, breaking the silence between Heero and her.
"They were incredibly loud and energetic, lets just say that," Heero said, watching the little numbers light up as they passed each floor, "but, when they calmed down, they weren't so bad."
"So, are you saying that you wouldn't mind having a child of your own when you get married?" Relena asked.
"After what I just went through, I feel I could deal with any kid, so I guess I wouldn't mind," Heero said, looking at Relena, who was, for some reason, smiling, "Why?"
"Oh, no reason, just a good piece of information to know!" Relena smiled again, and stepped out of the elevator, "Well, see you in the morning Heero!"
Heero watched as Relena walked out of the elevator and rounded the corner to her room. The doors to the elevator closed and Heero stood in silence for a few minutes, contemplating what Relena meant, before he realized that this was floor too. He cursed himself for being so spaced out, and exited the elevator, heading to his room.
A/N: Ah! *stretches arms above her head* another chapter in the lives of the Gundam Gang completed! So now they are headed to an amusement park huh!? Sounds fun! One thing that you can be sure of though, is that it's going to be full of humor, so stay tuned! Sayonara, and don't to forget to review please!
Disclaimer: hm... not much I don't own in this chapter, except SpongeBob and any characters from Gundam Wing... Oh, I don't own Jak and Daxter or Inu-Yasha either! I think that's it... oh well, I don't own anything but the plot! See ya!
"What the...?"
"Smash! Crash! Bang! Splat!"
"Alright that's it! What the hell are they doing up there!?" Duo yelled, wipping a piece of plaster that had just fallen from the ceiling off his head.
For the past half an hour after Jenn had called, there had been constant banging and crashing coming from upstairs. Julie and her sister were constantly yelling at each other, and from the sounds of it, they were throwing stuff at each other too. Duo was starting to get real sick of listening to it so he started for the stairs to find out what they were doing.
"Where are you going Duo?" Quatre asked, wincing slightly at another crash from upstairs.
"To find out exactly what this is!" Duo yelled, stomping up the stairs.
"Do you think it'll be alright?" Quatre asked, looking worriedly at Trowa.
"Duo wouldn't hurt them," Trowa said, putting another puzzle piece into place.
"They're not the one I'm worried about," Quatre said.
"OH MY GODS!!!!!!" Duo yelled, causing all the other boys to drop what they were doing and run upstairs to see what was wrong.
"Maxwell no Baka, nani... Shimatta!" Wufei exclaimed, looking at the shambles the room was in.
From the way the room looked, it looked like a cyclone had gone through it, and this was an understatement. Every single barbie and doll that the two girls owned was on the floor, and there was like a million of them. Their beds were completely torn apart and they looked like they had colored on them with blue and green markers. The blinds were no longer hanging on the windows and the curtains weren't either, for that matter. There was a whole tube of pringles smashed up on the floor next to a bunch of cut up papers. And sitting on the disheveled beds, looking guiltily at the former Gundam Pilots, were four grade school kids.
"Okay, what in the seven hells happened to this room?" Heero asked coldly, glaring at the guilty kids.
"It was Jo and Ashleigh!" Julie yelled, pointing an accusing finger.
"What!? You and Andrew pulled out all the Barbies!" Jolene yelled.
"You liar! You..."
"Enough! Your sister said that you have to clean up any mess you make, so you better get to it!" Heero said, beginning to walk out of the room.
"Um, what time is it?" Andrew asked Trowa.
"5:30..." Trowa said, looking at his watch.
"We gotta go home for dinner, come on Ashleigh," Andrew grabbed his sister's hand and headed for the door.
"How very dishonorable of you, weakling," Wufei said, as Andrew and Ashleigh walked out the door.
"Okay, you jou-chan's need to clean up this mess now," Duo said, turning to leave.
"But Andrew and Asleigh need to help!!!!!" Jolene yelled, and then started to cry, joined shortly after by Julie.
"Well, they left, and your room still needs to be cleaned, so I suggest you start while we make dinner," Trowa said simply, walking out of the room as well.
"Well, I suppose we should start dinner, don't you agree?" Quatre asked after the last of the group made it downstairs.
"Yeah, so... who's confident they can cook the pizza without burning the house down?" Duo asked, scratching his head.
"I will do it," Wufei said, walking into the kitchen.
"Whoa, I never would've guessed you knew how to cook, much less that you would volunteer to do it!" Duo said, astonished.
"... just shut-up and mind your own business Maxwell no Baka!" Wufei yelled from the kitchen.
Twenty minutes later, the pizza was ready and the upstairs was remotely quite, which usually meant the two girls were up to no good. Quatre was in the kitchen, helping Wufei serve the dinner, Trowa was silently reading another Inu-Yasha manga, (he's really getting into them, ne?) Duo was playing Wufei's Jak and Daxter game, which he had given up, and Heero was listening intently to try and figure out what the two girls were doing upstairs.
"Dinner is ready!" Quatre said enthusiastically, while bringing out plates with pieces of pizza on them, followed by Wufei.
"Yum! That looks good Wufei my man! Never knew you could cook so well!" Duo said, jumping at the table where his plate was.
"Someone needs to go and get Julie and Jolene," Trowa said, sitting on the floor next to Duo, who was already scarfing down his piece of pizza.
"I'll get them," Heero said, walking up the stairs.
Heero was rather curious as to what the two girls were up to, although he would never admit it. Heero walked into the doorway of Julie and Jolene's room to find it still in shambles, but that's not what Heero was concerned about. The fact of the matter was, Heero couldn't see Julie or Jolene in the room anywhere. Heero was about to assume that they snuck outside and go down stairs, when he heard giggling from the room next door. Heero looked at the door and noticed a sign that said, "Jennifer-san's room. Keep out unless given permission otherwise!" Heero pondered what he should do in this particular situation. Normally, Heero would've just ignored the sign and walked into the room, but this was a girl's room. Heero shook his head and opened the door.
"What are you two doing in your sisters... room..." Heero looked at the two girls on the floor in horror.
Not only were they wearing Jennifer's bras on their heads but they had, what looked like, red badly drawn tattoos all over them.
"What is that!?" Heero yelled, pointing at the two girls.
"It's nail polish, don't we look cool with our new tattoos?" Julie said, batting her eyelashes stupidly at Heero.
"No you don't," Heero stated coldly, "and why are you in your sisters... in her... under things?" Heero chocked out, feeling rather foolish that he was having so much trouble saying Bras.
"We were playing dress up!" Julie said, throwing one of the bras at Heero, which he caught.
"Put these back where you found them, and get downstairs for dinner!" Heero yelled, throwing the bra back at Julie and stomping down the stairs,
"What up Heero? Why were you yelling so much?" Duo asked, taking another bite of his second piece of pizza.
"They were in Jennifer's room wearing her bras on their heads," Heero said calmly, sitting down on the floor at his plate.
"That's it? You sounded really angry over something so trivial," Quatre stated, looking at Heero.
"The little onna's must be getting to him," Wufei said.
"But that's it? That's all they were doing?" Trowa asked, looking quizzically at Heero, knowing that the perfect soldier wouldn't get so worked up over something unless it was really bad.
"You'll see why," Heero said in a monotone voice, eating his pizza.
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! What the hell happened!?" Duo yelled, when Julie and Jolene walked to the table and sat down.
"It looks like someone came and vandalized the baka onna's, and they didn't do a good job," Wufei said, looking at the girls in horror.
"What is that smell? It reminds me of a smell that was ever present in my sister's bathrooms," Quatre said, smelling the air around Julie and Jolene.
"That would be nail polish," Heero said, calmly continuing to eat his Pizza.
"Eh? Jennifer's nail polish?" Trowa looked at Heero, and Heero nodded.
"Well, they need to take a bath now," Duo said, sighing.
"Right, they can take one as soon as they finish cleaning up their room," Quatre said, getting up for more pizza.
"Start,"
"What did you say Yuy?" Wufei asked, looking up at the calm Heero.
"You mean after they "start" to clean up their room," Heero said, emphasizing the word start.
"Well, after they start then," Quatre said, coming back into the living room with more pizza.
"Considering they didn't pick up their room when we told them to earlier, chances are they aren't going to do it after dinner either," Trowa said,
"Yeah, you're right. Someone's gonna have to supervise them," Duo said.
"I'll supervise them," Trowa said, holding up the Inu-Yasha manga, "it'll give me a chance to finish this before Jenn-san gets home.
"Alright then, I will do the dishes then," Quatre said, taking another bite of his pizza.
"I'll go make their beds, so Heero," Duo smacked Heero on the back, "that means you get to bathe them!"
"How?" Heero asked, glaring at Duo, and shrugging his hand off.
"It's easy, you just gotta wash their hair with shampoo and make sure they wash their bodies," Duo said, smiling at Heero.
"Hmph! Fine, but they have to finish eating first," Heero said, looking at the girls who hadn't even touched their food yet, "oi, what's wrong?"
"We wanna watch SpongeBob!" Jolene yelled, grabbing the remote controller away from Wufei, who was aimlessly flipping channels.
"Oro?" Quatre looked confused.
On the TV screen was a picture of a pirate with lips that started to sing, while some weird looking yellow sponge dude in pants danced on the screen.
Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain!
I can't hear you!!! Aye Aye Captain!
Ohhhhhhhh... who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBobSquarePants!
Absorbent and Yellow and porose is he!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBobSquarePants! Ready!?
SpongeBobSquarePants!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
SpongeBobSquarePants!
SpongeBobs Square Pants—!
"What the hell!?" Wufei looked at the display of utter stupidity before him.
"This is the dumbest show I have ever seen in my life," Trowa stated, "only complete fools could possibly enjoy this!"
"Ha ha ha! Karate Chop the squirrel square dude! HA ha ha!"
Trowa looked at Duo and smiled in success, "I rest my case..."
"Okay Julie-san and Jolene-san, it's time to clean your room now," Quatre said, grabbing their empty plates from them and heading into the kitchen.
"And Trowa is going to supervise, so you better clean," Duo said, returning to watching SpongeBob.
"And make it quick, because I have to give you a bath," Heero said, glaring at the two retreating girls.
"Don't worry, I'll get them to clean up," Trowa said, grabbing the Inu-Yasha comic and heading upstairs.
It took over an hour for Trowa to get Julie and Jolene to clean their room. At one point, Trowa had to put down his comic and loom over the girls while they picked up the barbies. Trowa didn't get much time to read, because every time he took his eyes off them, they would drag something else out and start to play with it. Trowa soon gave up trying to read and started to help clean up the mess. After he was finally satisfied that the room was clean, Trowa walked down stairs to inform Heero that Julie and Jolene were ready for their bath. Heero nodded at this, and hesitantly made his way up the stairs.
Seeing this, Duo yelled after Heero, "Don't worry Heero, they're only little girls, they don't have anything yet."
"Maxwell no Hentai, shut-up and just go make their beds!" Wufei yelled, throwing one of the couch pillows at Duo's face.
"Fine, Fine!"
Heero, meanwhile, was running a bath with warm water in the bathroom upstairs. From the style of the bathroom, which was butterflies and flowers, Heero guessed that this was Jenn's bathroom. He also got this impression when he went under the sink, to get a bar of soap, and found a package of women's sanitary pads stowed in the back corner. Just as Heero was about to reach for the faucet and turn off the water, Julie and Jolene jumped into the tub, splashing Heero with quite a bit of water. Heero grabbed a hand towel that was hanging next to him and wiped his face, which was dripping with water, off and glared at the two girls in the tub.
"Thank-you very much, I overdue for a bath," Heero said sarcastically, ringing out his shirt.
"Why don't you just take it off?" Julie asked, looking at Heero, "You don't have boobs like my sister."
"W-what!?" Heero looked at the girls shocked, but quickly recovered, "I don't want to take my shirt off, that's why."
"Whatever, your weird," Julie said, turning away from Heero.
"I'm weird!? I'm not the one who painted all over myself with nail polish," Heero growled, throwing a bar of soap into the water, "start washing."
"Fine!" Julie pulled the shower curtain across the bar so that Heero couldn't see anything.
"What are you doing?" Heero asked, picking himself off the floor and sitting on the toilet cover (god, I can't think of what it's called!).
"You're not allowed to see, you're a boy!" Julie yelled from behind the curtain.
"..."
A few minutes later, Julie pulled the curtain back and handed Heero the bar of soap. Heero looked at Julie to make sure that all the nail polish was off, and was relieved to see that it was. But when Heero looked at Jolene, the nail polish was still present.
"Here Jolene, wash," Heero handed Jolene the bar of soap, but she didn't take it, "what's wrong? You need to get all that nail polish off."
"I can't!" Jolene wailed, and started to cry.
"Jo your so stupid!" Julie yelled, grabbing the soap from Heero, "take the stupid soap you stupid!"
"I can't!!!!!!!" Jolene screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What the hell? Heero, what did you do!?" Duo walked into the bathroom with a pile of kids sheets in his hands to see Jolene screaming in the tub.
"I didn't do anything, she just started crying because she claims she can't wash herself," Heero yelled, pointing to the bar of soap in Julie's hand.
"Well, you wash her then so she shuts up!" Duo yelled back, walking out of the bathroom.
"Fine, Jolene come here," Heero got down on his knee's next to the tub and grabbed the soap.
Heero got his hands all soapy and started to scrub the nail polish off of Jolene's arms and face. When he was all done, he gave the soap to Julie and told her to wash her sisters legs. Julie refused, but after a short argument, Heero convinced her to do it. After they were all clean, Heero was about to grab their towels and command them to get out when Julie said they needed their hair washed.
"Why? You can just wash it in the morning, now get out!" Heero said, pulling the plug out of the drain.
"But our hair will get all tangled if we don't get it braided!" Jolene said, tugging at her slightly damp hair.
"Duo can braid your hair, god knows he braids his own every day," Heero said, throwing the towels at the girls heads and walking out of the bathroom.
"Duo, you get to braid the girls hair for them," Heero said, walking into the girls room, where currently, all of the other boys were.
"Fine," Duo replied, pulling out the girls brush and pony tail box.
After Duo had braided the girls hair and they were in their pj's and in bed, the boys were getting ready to leave their room.
"Hey wait!" Julie yelled, catching the boys attention.
"What is it?" Heero asked coldly.
"You gots ta tell us a story!"Jolene said, unaffected by Heero's tone.
"Why?" Duo asked, walking back into the room, followed by the other four g-boys.
"Cause, Jenn told us one once," Julie said, sitting up in bed.
"Once?" Quatre looked at the girls confused.
"Yup-Yup!" Jolene piped, sitting up in bed also.
"Well, if she only told you a story once, then how come we have to tell you one now?" Trowa asked.
"Cause, we want you to tell us a story, that's why!" Julie yelled.
"I don't know any children's stories onna!" Wufei yelled back.
"So make one up then!" Julie yelled, smiling.
"Fine, Once upon a time... there was an eagle," Heero said, thinking.
"An eagle named Heero, and his friends!" Duo said, joining in Heero's story, "there was this one really cool bat named Duo, who was really fast at stealth operations!"
"But could never learn to shut his mouth!" Wufei added, chuckling at Duo's angry face.
"Another friend of Heero's was a spider monkey who was excellent at the gymnastics," Trowa said, thinking.
"But had some trouble with social skills," Quatre said, smiling at Trowa, "But that's okay, because his friend, the rabbit was nice and didn't really care."
"Thus he was a weakling and was made easy pray to Wufei the great..."
"Grumpy turtle!" Duo yelled, getting laughs from the two girls and a glare from Wufei.
"Anyways, these animals all lived in a forest together, with eagle as their leader, fighting off any enemy mobil sui... animals," Heero corrected himself.
"But then, one day, a bunch of female animals of the same species as the boys entered the forest," Duo said, taking his turn to tell the story.
"But all these onna's were weaklings and they needed constant protection which really..."
"Was alright with the boy animals, because they enjoyed the extra company," Quatre cut Wufei off before he could make any offensive comments about women.
"The female spider monkey was named Dorothy and she worked with the rabbit Quatre in their business... keeping... food inventory," Trowa said, making up the business as he went along.
"The female bat was named Hilde and she just loved the male bat Duo, cause he was the coolest!" Duo said enthusiastically!
"The female rabbit, who was also very good at gymnastics, worked with Trowa at the animal circus," Quatre said, smiling at the two little girls who were listening intently.
"The onna turtle, Sally, was always annoying Wufei and..."
"They eventually became partners working to protect the forest," Trowa cut Wufei off, considering Wufei had nothing nice to say about the female race.
"The male eagle was under strict orders from the brother of Relena, the female eagle, to protect her at all costs..."
"But he found that he actually enjoyed doing it, never mind the fact that it was an order," Duo cut in, grinning evilly at Heero, who was just about to strangle him, "and then, sooner or later, all the boy animals got together with the girl of the same species and got married! And they all lived happily ever after, the end!"
"What!? That's not what happened! I REFUSE TO BE PAIRED UP WITH THAT ANNOYING ONNA!" Wufei yelled.
"Shh! If you wake them up, you'll have to tell them another story!" Duo grinned, pointing at the two sleeping girls.
"Yes, and we don't want to have to think of another one, do we?" Quatre smiled, and tucked the girls in.
"No, I wouldn't," Trowa said, walking out of their room and heading down stairs, followed by Duo, Quatre, and Wufei.
"..." Heero looked around their room to make sure everything was in order, then turned off the light and followed the other g-boys example.
It had only been about fifteen minutes after the former gundam pilots had gotten Julie and Jolene to go to sleep, that the girls came walking into the house. Trowa, who had just finished reading the Inu-Yasha manga (about time ne?), walked over to Catherine to see what the hell she had bought now. Duo walked over to Hilde and asked her if she had forgiven him yet. When she said no and Duo gave her the puppy dog look, she gave in and gave Duo a hug.
"So, how were they? They didn't drive you completely bonkers, did they?" Jenn asked, with a tinge of wishful thinking in her voice.
"Well, luckily we still have most of our sanity left," Heero said, looking at Jenn.
"Oh gosh, they were really that bad huh?" Becca asked, looking at the worn out looking Gundam Boys.
"No, they were worse," Duo said.
"I feel just awful about this! How can I make it up to you...?" Jenn stood and thought for a few moments, "I know! I'll treat you all to a trip to Wild Waves this weekend! My dad got free tickets from work!"
"What's Wild Waves?" Quatre asked, looking at Jenn questioningly.
"It's a water/amusement park," said Robin, "It's a lot of fun!"
"So, what do you say? It's the least I can do for your payment," Jenn said, pleading slightly.
"Alright, on Saturday then," Heero said, confirming the arrangement with the rest of the group.
"Great! We can work out the minor details tomorrow, but right now, it looks like you guys are completely worn out," said Jenn, ushering Becca and Robin out the door, "Come on, we'll take you home!"
Heero and Relena were dropped off at their apartment building and after waving good bye, they started for the inside of the building. Upon making it inside, Heero held the door open for Relena, as any normal gentleman would do for a lady, and then headed for the elevator. Since Heero and Relena lived on the same floor, courtesy of Heero's mission, they ended up sharing the elevator.
"So, did you really have that hard of a time with the little girls?" Relena asked, breaking the silence between Heero and her.
"They were incredibly loud and energetic, lets just say that," Heero said, watching the little numbers light up as they passed each floor, "but, when they calmed down, they weren't so bad."
"So, are you saying that you wouldn't mind having a child of your own when you get married?" Relena asked.
"After what I just went through, I feel I could deal with any kid, so I guess I wouldn't mind," Heero said, looking at Relena, who was, for some reason, smiling, "Why?"
"Oh, no reason, just a good piece of information to know!" Relena smiled again, and stepped out of the elevator, "Well, see you in the morning Heero!"
Heero watched as Relena walked out of the elevator and rounded the corner to her room. The doors to the elevator closed and Heero stood in silence for a few minutes, contemplating what Relena meant, before he realized that this was floor too. He cursed himself for being so spaced out, and exited the elevator, heading to his room.
A/N: Ah! *stretches arms above her head* another chapter in the lives of the Gundam Gang completed! So now they are headed to an amusement park huh!? Sounds fun! One thing that you can be sure of though, is that it's going to be full of humor, so stay tuned! Sayonara, and don't to forget to review please!
Disclaimer: hm... not much I don't own in this chapter, except SpongeBob and any characters from Gundam Wing... Oh, I don't own Jak and Daxter or Inu-Yasha either! I think that's it... oh well, I don't own anything but the plot! See ya!