Note:This chapter was edited and rated for utter stupidity on my part.A.K.A more sane.
Thanks to AD-Chan for support,with out em I wouldn't have made this chap.

Disclamer:I never have,nor will own any of capcoms caracthers,I olny own the ones that youv'e never herd of(I.E:Darkie,payce,blight and all of the others in the next chapter.)
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"WARNING!THERE IS A HORDE OF FUCKING BUTT-ASS FUGLY MAVS COMING TOWARDS US,oh shit.",A young maiden yells over the intercom.

"Well,our near perfect day is about to turn into hell in three minutes."X blatantly states.

"Wanna wait for two of em?"zero states as he strokes the wet chestnut coloured brown hair of his companion(or extramely dark your choice.).

"I wish...this,can you say...sucks major sigma balls?"(X.X)

"Eeeewww X,that's gross!"

"No shit.Comon."Helps the blonde bot off the ground."Lets get back to this after wards love."

"Si,senyor es X."He replys before landing a kiss on the slightly shorter bot.

And with that they called upon their amours and sped off.
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For lack of better fighting scenes we go elsewhere's.Yes,same time,just somewere else.
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"Hmmm,"a black clad robot scans a computer screen.

A robot clad in red walks up behind him and rests his head upon the black bots shoulder.

The black bot turns his head to look at him."Yes?"

"Any sign of Wily?"

"Nodda,zip,zilch,Maybe we should stop giving a shit,he never did about me...."

Blues put his hands at his hips"He created you didn't he?"

Removes blues' hands from his hips as he hugs him."Yes,but I've been through so much depression that I no longer give a fuck about life...only you."

Blues blinks once,twice,thrice,qwice(Is that even a word? O_o.)"Uhh,Fort'e,just what the HELL are you saying?Im the only reason your still alive!?"

"Yeah sind Sie."He replies in germen.

"OH-, ich liebe dich Fort'e."

"Ich liebe dich auch Blues..."
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Will the fight go well?Will Blues and Fort'e stop talking in germen?Will I lay off the sugar and potatoes?Will I stop asking odd questions!
Yes,many,many edits,I might put up the origional too depends if I didn't delete it.
Don't worry,It gets even odder ^-^...
Authors note:Yeah,sind sie:Yeah,you are.-Oh-, Ich Liebe dich forte'e:I love you fort'e,-Auch:too.
Godda love otha languages!If people want me too stop writeig in germen,just say so.AHH long blurb!