I started writing this story about a year ago and I just got inspired this week to actually get off my lazy but and finish it. But before I could do that, I just couldn't let all the awful spelling mistakes linger any longer in the chapters that are already written. If you see any that I've missed… don't tell me! I don't want to know! Lol, just joking! Let me know so I can fix them up!
However, Please read and enjoy. Let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon! So don't sue me please!
Yes dear readers, this is where I am now. In detention with everyone's favorite teacher; Ms. Huruna! Man I wish I never 'literally' ran into MR. I'M-SO-GOOD-FOR-MYSELF this morning and I wish Huruna-sensai's date didn't cancel out on her. Man is Rei-chan going to have a bird when and if I finally show up for the senshi meeting. Please do notice the 'if' in that sentence!
Oh, did you not know dear readers? Me; as in Usagi Tuskanio, am Sailor Moon. Scary? Highly yes if you ask me. As for who Rei is, she's Sailor Mars, or as I like to call her; Pryo.
Can you imagine me, being the "Champion of Love and Justice," that the newspapers have dubbed me? Cause even though I am, I still laugh at myself! 'Oh look at me, I'm Sailor Moon!'
What a laugh and a half! If the world ever found that out, they would be shocked at first and then probably start to laugh at me in disbelief. Me, Usagi Tuskanio, the blonde, klutzy, piggy, ditz. Who wouldn't?? I know I do some days!
Coughs
So anyways back to the topic. I'm here about fifteen minutes after school's been let, bored out of my mind none the less, and Huruna-sensai is taking pleasure in it. Grr... The nerve of some people! Though it could be worse I guess. I only have five more minutes in the tortures of Hell.
And the games are about to begin! What games you may ask? Well the five-minute lecture I'm about to receive for being tardy, I guess. This is the part of the program where Huruna-sensai thinks it's best in her job description to give me a stern talking to- not that it ever works mind you. If it did, I wouldn't be here almost everyday of the school year so far. Oh well, old habits die hard I guess.
"Ms. Tuskanio, I think we should have a talk. I want to let you know that I haven't given up on you yet."
HUH? What's that supposed to mean? This isn't the talk we usually have. Damn, I'm actually going to have to pay attention. Bye-bye my Tuxedo Karmen for now, I'm going to miss you.
"I believe you can change but I don't think you believe you can change. Just think with improvement in your grades, less tardiness, and with your smile, you could be the next leader of Japan."
Yes and when that happens, the world will run in terror or explodes! Take your pick! I pick explosion if I were doing the choosing. God, where does she come up with this fluff? It's not even funny to say stuff like that, it's like she's almost swearing.
"So young lady- like I have said before, I want to see improvement in your studies and class behavior. Do some homework! Be on time, pay attention and you wouldn't always be in detention after school!"
"You really think I can be the leader of Japan?" I asked curiously though not really believing it.
"I believe you can, that is if you start acting your age!"
Wow.... what a bitch! That a sure fire way to help my self-esteem. Me, Usagi act fourteen. Damn and I thought I was.... well ok, maybe I was being thirteenish from time to time. I give her that... but dang, what a burn, and cheep one too.
"Huruna-sensai, my time is up. Can I please go now?" I said after glancing at the clock.
"You may but keep this little talk in-mind tonight when choosing whether to do your homework or not!"
"Hai sensai."
Was all I said and I was free- that is, until tomorrow morning! I looked down at my pink watch and noticed I didn't even have to show up at the temple because the senshi meeting was over. And there was no way in this good God green Earth that I would go there just to get an earful from Rei-chan, and Luna. I don't think so! I'm not that desperate. Anyways, Mako-chan probably told them I had detention.
Oh, who is Mako-chan you may ask of me now. Well I'm just going to have to tell you then won't I? Moko-chan is one of the newest members of the Sailor Scouts. She's Sailor Jupiter with the element to use thunder. She's a great friend, a wonderful cook and all, but did I mention to you guys I'm afraid of thunder, and she uses it? I bet now you know who is Sailor Mercury. Yuppers, blue hair ice-queen; is shy, smart little Ami-chan. Who did you think it was? Naru-chan?
Nah, she's like the Nega-Verse's rag doll, I swear…
"OUCH!!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!"
Now you may be wondering what the wail above there is about. Well remember when I mentioned being a klutz? Well I just had one of my infamous klutz attacks, which means Satin, master of Hell can't be to far from here.
"Wine a little louder Odango Atama, I don't think Canada heard you." said Mamoru Chiba, spawn of Hell.
Ah see? I wasn't wrong now was I? No, I wasn't! You people need to trust me a little more. I know these things.
"Oh, kiss my as.."
"Ah ah ah," he rudely interrupted me and waved a finger. "Aren't we a little to young to be using words like that?"
"Your such an egotistical loser!" I said while getting up to my feet.
"And why's that little girl?" He asked bending down a bit to be eye level with me.
Ok, now I'm mad! How dare he rub in the fact I'm vertically challenged. It's not my fault! I blame it on the genes I inherited!
"Well let me see??? Hmm... Oh, you are a college student- a looser one I might add, that spends about twenty minutes each day organizing your date book and coming up with come backs for me! How pathetic is that??" I asked.
"Now that you mention it, it kind of is. But you should be grateful; a collage student- such as myself will take a little time outa his day, just to talk to a piece of lint like you." he said while flicking a invisible piece of lint off his shirt to get his gay ass point across.
Ha. Like even, he isn't all that. MMM.... potatoes chips! Topic topic! Don't think about food Usagi, he might get one up on ya! We don't want that to happen now do we? HELL NO!
"Motoki-chan talks to me and he's in collage, so there!" I said feeling better about myself.
"Whatever! Are you over your crush on him yet? Cause you know, you really never had a chance with him, or your little friend Makoto-chan"
HE'S DEAD!!! I MEAN DEAD! THE NERVE OF THE A$$HOLE!
"I dunno." I said and walked away from him.
Huh? You may be asking now. I said he was going to be dead, but I just walk away. Now you think I'm full of myself huh? Well picture this. Chiba-baka six-foot-three, verses me! I'm only four-foot-eleven for Gods sakes! I DON'T THINK SO! I was thinking of telling Mako-chan about what he said. She wouldn't care if he was the King of England, or the Prince of Spain. She'd kick his ass back from the black hole he came out of, which kind of sounds good to me.
I turned around and stuck my nose up in the air for him to see. But what I didn't expect was to see was a little bit of resentment? No it's guilt there! HA! MAMORU-BAKA ACTUALLY FEELS BAD ABOUT WHAT HE SAID TO ME!! Well I never thought I would see the day!
Oh my! THE WORLD IS GOING TO EXPLODE ISN'T IT??? Ok, ok.... I admit, I got a teensy-bit carried away there.
"Chiba-san, you don't know me, and to HELL I don't want to know you, to actually take anything you say personally." I said while walking away in satisfaction and a smile on my face. While in the mean time Satin, was puzzled!
End of Chapter 1
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