Chapter 3 Sporting differences
Disclaimer: Well as I presume you know the people, place and things that are in Tolkien's marvelous books r alas not mine! But as fare as I know the rest is from my supposedly twisted mind.
A/N: Thank you so very much for reviewing me Lafitafi and Nemuriko, if anyone else actually reads this, read their stuff (I swear on the heads of my sisters that there stuff is good (Pity I'm telling the truth)) and review me!
'How do they do it?' Asked Fred.
'It's probably a secret Elvin secret, like how they get their ears so pointy, and how they get their hair so long and shiny.' Explained Alex
'You wouldn't want to play hide and go seek with them would you I mean if they can hide a city with just a line of trees imagine how well they could hide themselves.' Said Sam
'Speaking of it wanna play?' Said Rupert.
'Unhuh.' Agreed Alex and Fred
'I would but I don't know how to play.' Sobbed Legolas.
'You poor boy.' Said Sam sympathetically, moving to comfort him.
'Well its pretty simple, one guy is in, that guy closes his eyes and counts to 10 while every one else hides and he then has to try to find them.' explained Fred.
'Ok. who's in then?' asked Legolas regaining his composer.
'The gayest of the bunch, should be in.' Said Sam pointing at Rupert.
'AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I will only be in if u all promise to stop saying I'm gay.' Said a very aggravated Rupert.
'Ok' agreed Fred.
'Ok then.' said Rupert closing his eyes.
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
'6'
'7'
'8'
'9'
'10 ready or not, here I come.' said Rupert opening his eyes, he looked around and could see none of his friends or Legolas.
'U guys r good hiders.' said Rupert setting of on his search.
'Well that's the gay one out of the way now we just need to get rid of Sam.' Whispered Alex to Fred as they followed Legolas into Rivendell.
'Are you guys shore this is how hide and go seek is played?' Asked Sam
'Of cores it is Sam, we found the rules on the net.' Said Fred
'Oh , well if you're shore.' Said Sam
'Halt. Who goes there?' Said a guard elf.
'The almighty Legolas Greenleaf, of Mirkwood the best of all Elvin cities, and 3 non gay mortals.' Said Legolas proudly puffing his chest to its limits.
'Wow! Never knew he had that side.' Whispered Sam over his shoulder to the others
'Oh, sorry Mr big all might elf prince, I'm so sorry if I'm not one of the mighty Mirkwood Mules!' yelled the guard.
'Ha! We kick your but ever season. The Rivendell Ravens have never won a game!' Yelled Legolas
'Oh yeah! You have never won ageist the Lothlorien Leopards!' screamed the guard
'Neither have you!!!!!!!!!!!!' Cried Legolas, tackling the guard to the ground. The boys watched the two elves go at it, they where pulling hair, scratching and biting.
'Cat fight!' screamed a near by elf. Millions of elves appeared from all over the place, behind trees, in bushes and a lot out of the public toilet. Most of the girls started cheering for the hotter royal one, and the males started cheer for their teams.
'Up with Lothlorien!!!!!' Cried another elf, who was immediately shot by a very large amount of arrows.
'They take there sport really serious. What sport are they on about anyway?. Asked Fred
'Don't know ask one of em.' Said Sam in between mouthfuls of popcorn.
'Hey! Share.' Said Alex snatching Sam's popcorn.
'Hey babe, you know what sport this is about?' Said Fred derecceting the question to a particularly hot elf girl.
'The best and most straining sport of all!' Replied an extremely less attractive supposedly female elf
'Which is?' Asked Fred
'Table Tennis! Don't u know anything?' replied the alleged woman
'Well I'm not talking to you ever again Sir!' Cried Fred turning his back on the supposed her.
'Well you must be gay then, if you called mea babe!' Yelled the man I mean woman
'There's a guy in the woods u might like then.' Replied Fred
'Legolas my son stop this at once!' Cried a voice
'And you to guard!' cried another voice. The guard got of a now shirt less Legolas (no idea how that happened), which cause many female elves to rush to him to check for 'injuries'.
'Well Elrond, this is matter for us to deal with. Don't you think?' Said Thranduil with a wink
'Yes, yes I do,' said Elrond also with a wink, before tackling Thranduil. Which caused the crowd disappeared back to where they came from , I mean who wants to watch old guys bitch fight.
'Come lets go find the fellowship.' Said a once again shirted Legolas motioning for them to follow. Which they did.
'Oh my god who is that absolutely gorg………Oh my god what was I about to say!' screamed Alex.
'Um this is Gandalf.' Said Legolas, introducing an extremely ugly and old man
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' Screamed Alex
'What have I done?!'.
A/N: Well I hope anyone who reads this enjoys it. I have nothing against gay people so don't flame me about that. I hope u don't mind but Mirkwood has moved to #67 Rivendell thus the large number of elves and turn up of Thranduil. Please review me if I get another review it will make me really happy(. I just want more than my vertical challenged sister, who I will not mention for fear that u anyone who reads this will read and review her story. So no flames, not that anyone reads this anyway, but hey don't flame me, my parents forgot my cake on my birthday, and I am the middle child, I need no more grief in this life so don't flame, just review me! I am very fragile and could self destruct if u flame me, so please nobody flame me! I am just a tall little girl, what can I do yeah!
Disclaimer: Well as I presume you know the people, place and things that are in Tolkien's marvelous books r alas not mine! But as fare as I know the rest is from my supposedly twisted mind.
A/N: Thank you so very much for reviewing me Lafitafi and Nemuriko, if anyone else actually reads this, read their stuff (I swear on the heads of my sisters that there stuff is good (Pity I'm telling the truth)) and review me!
'How do they do it?' Asked Fred.
'It's probably a secret Elvin secret, like how they get their ears so pointy, and how they get their hair so long and shiny.' Explained Alex
'You wouldn't want to play hide and go seek with them would you I mean if they can hide a city with just a line of trees imagine how well they could hide themselves.' Said Sam
'Speaking of it wanna play?' Said Rupert.
'Unhuh.' Agreed Alex and Fred
'I would but I don't know how to play.' Sobbed Legolas.
'You poor boy.' Said Sam sympathetically, moving to comfort him.
'Well its pretty simple, one guy is in, that guy closes his eyes and counts to 10 while every one else hides and he then has to try to find them.' explained Fred.
'Ok. who's in then?' asked Legolas regaining his composer.
'The gayest of the bunch, should be in.' Said Sam pointing at Rupert.
'AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I will only be in if u all promise to stop saying I'm gay.' Said a very aggravated Rupert.
'Ok' agreed Fred.
'Ok then.' said Rupert closing his eyes.
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
'6'
'7'
'8'
'9'
'10 ready or not, here I come.' said Rupert opening his eyes, he looked around and could see none of his friends or Legolas.
'U guys r good hiders.' said Rupert setting of on his search.
'Well that's the gay one out of the way now we just need to get rid of Sam.' Whispered Alex to Fred as they followed Legolas into Rivendell.
'Are you guys shore this is how hide and go seek is played?' Asked Sam
'Of cores it is Sam, we found the rules on the net.' Said Fred
'Oh , well if you're shore.' Said Sam
'Halt. Who goes there?' Said a guard elf.
'The almighty Legolas Greenleaf, of Mirkwood the best of all Elvin cities, and 3 non gay mortals.' Said Legolas proudly puffing his chest to its limits.
'Wow! Never knew he had that side.' Whispered Sam over his shoulder to the others
'Oh, sorry Mr big all might elf prince, I'm so sorry if I'm not one of the mighty Mirkwood Mules!' yelled the guard.
'Ha! We kick your but ever season. The Rivendell Ravens have never won a game!' Yelled Legolas
'Oh yeah! You have never won ageist the Lothlorien Leopards!' screamed the guard
'Neither have you!!!!!!!!!!!!' Cried Legolas, tackling the guard to the ground. The boys watched the two elves go at it, they where pulling hair, scratching and biting.
'Cat fight!' screamed a near by elf. Millions of elves appeared from all over the place, behind trees, in bushes and a lot out of the public toilet. Most of the girls started cheering for the hotter royal one, and the males started cheer for their teams.
'Up with Lothlorien!!!!!' Cried another elf, who was immediately shot by a very large amount of arrows.
'They take there sport really serious. What sport are they on about anyway?. Asked Fred
'Don't know ask one of em.' Said Sam in between mouthfuls of popcorn.
'Hey! Share.' Said Alex snatching Sam's popcorn.
'Hey babe, you know what sport this is about?' Said Fred derecceting the question to a particularly hot elf girl.
'The best and most straining sport of all!' Replied an extremely less attractive supposedly female elf
'Which is?' Asked Fred
'Table Tennis! Don't u know anything?' replied the alleged woman
'Well I'm not talking to you ever again Sir!' Cried Fred turning his back on the supposed her.
'Well you must be gay then, if you called mea babe!' Yelled the man I mean woman
'There's a guy in the woods u might like then.' Replied Fred
'Legolas my son stop this at once!' Cried a voice
'And you to guard!' cried another voice. The guard got of a now shirt less Legolas (no idea how that happened), which cause many female elves to rush to him to check for 'injuries'.
'Well Elrond, this is matter for us to deal with. Don't you think?' Said Thranduil with a wink
'Yes, yes I do,' said Elrond also with a wink, before tackling Thranduil. Which caused the crowd disappeared back to where they came from , I mean who wants to watch old guys bitch fight.
'Come lets go find the fellowship.' Said a once again shirted Legolas motioning for them to follow. Which they did.
'Oh my god who is that absolutely gorg………Oh my god what was I about to say!' screamed Alex.
'Um this is Gandalf.' Said Legolas, introducing an extremely ugly and old man
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' Screamed Alex
'What have I done?!'.
A/N: Well I hope anyone who reads this enjoys it. I have nothing against gay people so don't flame me about that. I hope u don't mind but Mirkwood has moved to #67 Rivendell thus the large number of elves and turn up of Thranduil. Please review me if I get another review it will make me really happy(. I just want more than my vertical challenged sister, who I will not mention for fear that u anyone who reads this will read and review her story. So no flames, not that anyone reads this anyway, but hey don't flame me, my parents forgot my cake on my birthday, and I am the middle child, I need no more grief in this life so don't flame, just review me! I am very fragile and could self destruct if u flame me, so please nobody flame me! I am just a tall little girl, what can I do yeah!