Chapter 4 Followed By Fan Girls
Disclaimer: I own none of Tolkien's peoples, places, or one rings, the rest I hope you will believe is actually mine! Seeing as it actually is.
A/N: Review me people, if you haven't already do so at once! But I do suggest reading this chapter before hand so you r aware of what u are reviewing. Thank you anyone who reviewed me excluding piccolopiggy the bitch.
'Clam down Alex. It's not real.' Comforted Fred
'Yes it is, I put Gandalf as my crush and look what's happening!' Sobbed Alex
'I'm not attracted to Gimli. Thank you god! So it's all just not real.' Comforted Fred
'But what if it is?' asked a tearful Alex.
'It isn't! We leave Rivendell/Mirkwood in the morning. Plenty of ways we can get rid of Sam!' Said Fred with an evil glint in his eye.
'Yes, then there will be eleven.' Said Alex, immediately falling asleep and to the floor.
'Yes, there will be eleven, until Gandalf falls with the Balrog, Boromir dies, the fellow ship separates, Gandalf is found and hobbits coming back, which all result in different amounts of fellowship, which we the additional members, also affect by going different ways.' Said Fred, attempting Alex's stunt, which he failed, landing on the bed instead of the floor.
'Dam! Missed! Best try again.' Said Alex, this time landing successfully on the floor with a thud.
'Legolas, I thought this was supposed to be a secret departure.' Said human Sam, looking at all the young and attractive female elves that had come to see them off.
'Well, these are just some very trustworthy friends.' Said Legolas, blushing just a tad.
'Ok Alex, we stay with Legolas and the Hobbits, and at all cost avoid Gandalf and Gimli.' Instructed Fred.
'Ok. At all cost.' Agreed Alex
'Hey guys!' cried a rapidly approaching figure, from the woods.
'Um, Fred is that who I think it is?' Asked Alex
'God, you guys are good hiders. I've been looking for you for ages, but hey I finally found you.' Said Rupert
'Yep, he's back.' Mumbled Fred
'On your marks.'
'Get set.'
'BANG!' And with that the fellowship set of running at full speed.
'Stuff this.' Said Pippin, slowing to a walk, shortly followed by the rest of the fellowship.
'Um, anyone else notice the large mass of females following us.' Said Fred, indicating to the army of what must be fan girls behind them.
'Yes, I think we need to limit their numbers, so our trail is not as noticeable.' Said Aragon
'Listen to me, mine and Legolas's adoring fans. I am here to warn you, that you are risking death in following us, and that you are all probably going to die!' Screamed Aragon, into his megaphone. This caused a number of them to flee and the rest to draw weapons and laugh like escaped mental patients (Which they mostly were).
'Let me try.' Said Merry, snatching the megaphone off Aragon
'If you are not one of my fans, please leave the premises immediately!' Yelled Merry, into the megaphone.
'Um Merry, I think you need to turn it on first.' Said hobbit Sam
'Naha.'
'Yaha.'
'Naha.'
'Yaha!'
'Naha!!'
'Yaha!!!'
'Naha!!!!'
'Yaha!!!!!'
'Naha!!!!!!'
'Just let me handle this.' Said Frodo, removing the megaphone from Merry's hand.
'Ok ladies, could you please piss the fuck off!' Screamed Frodo, causing a stir in the feminine horde.
'Get em!!!!!!!' Cried a voice from the midst of the force, causing the mighty army to charge.
'Shit!' Cried Frodo, turning and running of at great speed.
'I think he has the right idea.' Said Gandalf following Frodo's example along with the rest of the fellowship.
'What's that?' Puffed Boromir, pointing at a large sign in front of Moria.
'Gee maybe it's Moria.' Said Gimli
'No short ass, the sign.' Said Boromir
'Hey I'm actually very tall for a short dwarf.' Said Gimli
'Oh would you two shut up the sign says 'Jesse's Moria Tours'.' Said Legolas
'And how can you read it from here?' Asked Rupert
'Well Mr gay, I am an elf and elves have really good eyesight, so you figure it out.' Said Legolas
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am not fricken gay elf boy!' Screamed Rupert
'Oh yeah, prove it.' Said Legolas
'Get me one of them fan girls and I will!' Yelled Rupert
'They stop chasing us 2 hrs ago.' Said Legolas who was once again shirtless due to an extremely fast fan girl.
'Can't you ever keep your shirt on?' Asked Rupert
'I can't help it if I'm irresistible.' Said Legolas who was once again wearing a shirt.
'Where'd you get that from?' Asked hobbit Sam.
'I'm Legolas, I have shirts everywhere.' Said Legolas.
'Hey, you mind keeping the noise down, you don't want to wake the Balrog yet, it'll spoil all the fun.' Said a guy standing under the sign (Wow! I typed this paragraph with my nose!).
'You must be Jesse.' Said Gandalf
'If I must be then I am.' Said Jesse the tour guy
'Well we'd like a tour of Moria for 13.' Said Aragon
'Ok follow me then fellowship.' Said the tour guy opening the door to Moria
'This guys already starting to bug me.' Whispered human Sam into Legolas's ear
'Hey watch the sensitive Elvin hearing.' Said Legolas giving human Sam a look.
A/N: Wow, finally at Moria, they r actually in Moria in the next chapter, unless I decide to change it of course, so give me reviews and in they'll go in. Once again I have nothing against gay people, so please don't use that as an excuse to flame me. So please no flames, if you don't like it just erase it from your memory, saves time and effete.
Disclaimer: I own none of Tolkien's peoples, places, or one rings, the rest I hope you will believe is actually mine! Seeing as it actually is.
A/N: Review me people, if you haven't already do so at once! But I do suggest reading this chapter before hand so you r aware of what u are reviewing. Thank you anyone who reviewed me excluding piccolopiggy the bitch.
'Clam down Alex. It's not real.' Comforted Fred
'Yes it is, I put Gandalf as my crush and look what's happening!' Sobbed Alex
'I'm not attracted to Gimli. Thank you god! So it's all just not real.' Comforted Fred
'But what if it is?' asked a tearful Alex.
'It isn't! We leave Rivendell/Mirkwood in the morning. Plenty of ways we can get rid of Sam!' Said Fred with an evil glint in his eye.
'Yes, then there will be eleven.' Said Alex, immediately falling asleep and to the floor.
'Yes, there will be eleven, until Gandalf falls with the Balrog, Boromir dies, the fellow ship separates, Gandalf is found and hobbits coming back, which all result in different amounts of fellowship, which we the additional members, also affect by going different ways.' Said Fred, attempting Alex's stunt, which he failed, landing on the bed instead of the floor.
'Dam! Missed! Best try again.' Said Alex, this time landing successfully on the floor with a thud.
'Legolas, I thought this was supposed to be a secret departure.' Said human Sam, looking at all the young and attractive female elves that had come to see them off.
'Well, these are just some very trustworthy friends.' Said Legolas, blushing just a tad.
'Ok Alex, we stay with Legolas and the Hobbits, and at all cost avoid Gandalf and Gimli.' Instructed Fred.
'Ok. At all cost.' Agreed Alex
'Hey guys!' cried a rapidly approaching figure, from the woods.
'Um, Fred is that who I think it is?' Asked Alex
'God, you guys are good hiders. I've been looking for you for ages, but hey I finally found you.' Said Rupert
'Yep, he's back.' Mumbled Fred
'On your marks.'
'Get set.'
'BANG!' And with that the fellowship set of running at full speed.
'Stuff this.' Said Pippin, slowing to a walk, shortly followed by the rest of the fellowship.
'Um, anyone else notice the large mass of females following us.' Said Fred, indicating to the army of what must be fan girls behind them.
'Yes, I think we need to limit their numbers, so our trail is not as noticeable.' Said Aragon
'Listen to me, mine and Legolas's adoring fans. I am here to warn you, that you are risking death in following us, and that you are all probably going to die!' Screamed Aragon, into his megaphone. This caused a number of them to flee and the rest to draw weapons and laugh like escaped mental patients (Which they mostly were).
'Let me try.' Said Merry, snatching the megaphone off Aragon
'If you are not one of my fans, please leave the premises immediately!' Yelled Merry, into the megaphone.
'Um Merry, I think you need to turn it on first.' Said hobbit Sam
'Naha.'
'Yaha.'
'Naha.'
'Yaha!'
'Naha!!'
'Yaha!!!'
'Naha!!!!'
'Yaha!!!!!'
'Naha!!!!!!'
'Just let me handle this.' Said Frodo, removing the megaphone from Merry's hand.
'Ok ladies, could you please piss the fuck off!' Screamed Frodo, causing a stir in the feminine horde.
'Get em!!!!!!!' Cried a voice from the midst of the force, causing the mighty army to charge.
'Shit!' Cried Frodo, turning and running of at great speed.
'I think he has the right idea.' Said Gandalf following Frodo's example along with the rest of the fellowship.
'What's that?' Puffed Boromir, pointing at a large sign in front of Moria.
'Gee maybe it's Moria.' Said Gimli
'No short ass, the sign.' Said Boromir
'Hey I'm actually very tall for a short dwarf.' Said Gimli
'Oh would you two shut up the sign says 'Jesse's Moria Tours'.' Said Legolas
'And how can you read it from here?' Asked Rupert
'Well Mr gay, I am an elf and elves have really good eyesight, so you figure it out.' Said Legolas
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am not fricken gay elf boy!' Screamed Rupert
'Oh yeah, prove it.' Said Legolas
'Get me one of them fan girls and I will!' Yelled Rupert
'They stop chasing us 2 hrs ago.' Said Legolas who was once again shirtless due to an extremely fast fan girl.
'Can't you ever keep your shirt on?' Asked Rupert
'I can't help it if I'm irresistible.' Said Legolas who was once again wearing a shirt.
'Where'd you get that from?' Asked hobbit Sam.
'I'm Legolas, I have shirts everywhere.' Said Legolas.
'Hey, you mind keeping the noise down, you don't want to wake the Balrog yet, it'll spoil all the fun.' Said a guy standing under the sign (Wow! I typed this paragraph with my nose!).
'You must be Jesse.' Said Gandalf
'If I must be then I am.' Said Jesse the tour guy
'Well we'd like a tour of Moria for 13.' Said Aragon
'Ok follow me then fellowship.' Said the tour guy opening the door to Moria
'This guys already starting to bug me.' Whispered human Sam into Legolas's ear
'Hey watch the sensitive Elvin hearing.' Said Legolas giving human Sam a look.
A/N: Wow, finally at Moria, they r actually in Moria in the next chapter, unless I decide to change it of course, so give me reviews and in they'll go in. Once again I have nothing against gay people, so please don't use that as an excuse to flame me. So please no flames, if you don't like it just erase it from your memory, saves time and effete.