Chapter 5 And On The Left We Have
Disclaimer: I don't nor have I ever nor will I ever own any of Tolkien's thingies from any of his books.
A/N: Sorry about that person/people who did those stupid fucked up reviews, I don't even know who wrote them, so please ignore those 4 reviews, oh and enjoy the story.
'Everyone follow me, you can be the followship of the tour guide.*laugh**snort**laugh*'Said Jesse the tour guide guy
'Ahhhhh! This guy is more annoying then being called gay repeatedly.' Said Rupert
'And it hasn't even been five minuets yet!' Added Gimli
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. Cried the entire fellowship+ Gollum.
'Please be quiet, the Balrog is not to be disturbed until the next chapter. So keep to noise down.' Said Jesse the extremely annoying tour guide guy.
'Bring on the Balrog, if it'll get me away from you!' Screamed Legolas running off in search of the Balrog
'Come back that's the way to the hot tubs, which are for paying costumers only!' Screamed Jesse the pissed off extremely annoying tour guide guy.
'Is it just me or his name getting longer and longer every time he says something?' Asked hobbit Sam
'Yes it dose appear to be, and it also seams that we're going to be stuck here for another chapter.' Said human Sam
'Wow, hot tubs and dwarf women! Ahhhhhhhh!' Cried Legolas running from the chamber at great speed trying to remove the visual from his mind.
'And on the left we have a shirtless Elvin prince running at full speed away from a room of dwarf women in hot tubs.' Said Jesse the boring pissed off extremely annoying tour guide guy.
'See there it goes again.' Said hobbit Sam.
'That's going to get really annoying.' Said human Sam
'How'd he lose his shirt this time?' asked a very confused Merry
'I'm shore if he was not running at full speed away from a room of dwarf women in hot tubs he would say: You knew I would, I'm Legolas.' Said Frodo
'No, I would say: would this be a decent chapter if I wore a shirt the whole time.' Said Legolas once again shirted and with the fellowship.
'Where'd you get that shirt from, and how'd you get back here when you were on the left running at full speed away from a room of dwarf women in hot tubs.' Asked Aragon
'And what do you have against dwarf women in hot tubs?' Asked Gimli
'I'm Legolas lord of the shirts!' Cried Legolas
'And what about the dwarf women in hot tubs?' Asked Gimli
'Ahhhhhhhh! Your bringing back the visuals.' Said a cringing Legolas
'Which way did ya say the hot tubs where?' Asked Gimli eagerly
'Gimli we aren't here for you, we have a very important quest to tend to.' Said Gandalf
'Which is?' Asked Gimli
'I don't know, ask Frodo.' Replied Gandalf
'Do you mind? We have yet to encounter orcs and that's a very bad sign. I think the last fellowship killed most of em, I've been trying to get them declared an endangered species but so far no luck.' Said Jesse the orc supporting, boring, pissed off tour guide guy.
'Can we just kick the fucking Balrog's but now?' Asked Sam.
'In the next chapter!' Said Jesse the angry orc supporting, boring, and pissed off tour guide guy.
'Look, orc!' cried Pippin with glee.
A/N: I know it was a little short but the Balrogs coming! I really couldn't care anymore if you flame me coz it just looks like I have more reviews! I would prefer reviews praising my work (even if they are a lode of bullshit). Sorry about taking so long to write this chapter my darling mother uninstalled word so I couldn't write anything.
Disclaimer: I don't nor have I ever nor will I ever own any of Tolkien's thingies from any of his books.
A/N: Sorry about that person/people who did those stupid fucked up reviews, I don't even know who wrote them, so please ignore those 4 reviews, oh and enjoy the story.
'Everyone follow me, you can be the followship of the tour guide.*laugh**snort**laugh*'Said Jesse the tour guide guy
'Ahhhhh! This guy is more annoying then being called gay repeatedly.' Said Rupert
'And it hasn't even been five minuets yet!' Added Gimli
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. Cried the entire fellowship+ Gollum.
'Please be quiet, the Balrog is not to be disturbed until the next chapter. So keep to noise down.' Said Jesse the extremely annoying tour guide guy.
'Bring on the Balrog, if it'll get me away from you!' Screamed Legolas running off in search of the Balrog
'Come back that's the way to the hot tubs, which are for paying costumers only!' Screamed Jesse the pissed off extremely annoying tour guide guy.
'Is it just me or his name getting longer and longer every time he says something?' Asked hobbit Sam
'Yes it dose appear to be, and it also seams that we're going to be stuck here for another chapter.' Said human Sam
'Wow, hot tubs and dwarf women! Ahhhhhhhh!' Cried Legolas running from the chamber at great speed trying to remove the visual from his mind.
'And on the left we have a shirtless Elvin prince running at full speed away from a room of dwarf women in hot tubs.' Said Jesse the boring pissed off extremely annoying tour guide guy.
'See there it goes again.' Said hobbit Sam.
'That's going to get really annoying.' Said human Sam
'How'd he lose his shirt this time?' asked a very confused Merry
'I'm shore if he was not running at full speed away from a room of dwarf women in hot tubs he would say: You knew I would, I'm Legolas.' Said Frodo
'No, I would say: would this be a decent chapter if I wore a shirt the whole time.' Said Legolas once again shirted and with the fellowship.
'Where'd you get that shirt from, and how'd you get back here when you were on the left running at full speed away from a room of dwarf women in hot tubs.' Asked Aragon
'And what do you have against dwarf women in hot tubs?' Asked Gimli
'I'm Legolas lord of the shirts!' Cried Legolas
'And what about the dwarf women in hot tubs?' Asked Gimli
'Ahhhhhhhh! Your bringing back the visuals.' Said a cringing Legolas
'Which way did ya say the hot tubs where?' Asked Gimli eagerly
'Gimli we aren't here for you, we have a very important quest to tend to.' Said Gandalf
'Which is?' Asked Gimli
'I don't know, ask Frodo.' Replied Gandalf
'Do you mind? We have yet to encounter orcs and that's a very bad sign. I think the last fellowship killed most of em, I've been trying to get them declared an endangered species but so far no luck.' Said Jesse the orc supporting, boring, pissed off tour guide guy.
'Can we just kick the fucking Balrog's but now?' Asked Sam.
'In the next chapter!' Said Jesse the angry orc supporting, boring, and pissed off tour guide guy.
'Look, orc!' cried Pippin with glee.
A/N: I know it was a little short but the Balrogs coming! I really couldn't care anymore if you flame me coz it just looks like I have more reviews! I would prefer reviews praising my work (even if they are a lode of bullshit). Sorry about taking so long to write this chapter my darling mother uninstalled word so I couldn't write anything.