Gosh, I keep on finding ways to show my appreciation. For this chapter, I decided to break with tradition and put in a puch of non-poetical humor. Then again, it's all for show anyway. I got these off the top of my head. Do enjoy, and all characters courtesy of Mihona Fujii-sama, Ribon Magazine, TV Tokyo, and Studio Pierrot. Once again, enjoy. (Note: there will be some sequels to this part, so please be aware of that.)
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Shibuya Poetry
Chapter 3:
Things you won't hear from… KOTOBUKI RAN
"You know what? I'm gonna be a police officer."
"In the name of all GALS, I will punish you!"
"Oh please, give it to me…I love being an object!"
"I hate this red mesh!"
*forms an energy ball*"Ka…me…ha…me…HA!" *hurls energy ball at Mami, who flies into the stratosphere*
"Um…did I do that?"
"Look, Miyu, don't call me again for now ,ok? I'm busy studying, so…"
"Oooohhh,...Barney!"
"I…need…wedgie…badly…!"
"I'll just save my money for a rainy day, Tatsukichi."
*kisses Tatsuki multiple times* "Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you, Tatsukichi! Please do it with me pleeeeaaasseee!!!!"
"Hmmm…I gotta stop going with all these trends…I look like some tacky freak from Sweet Valley High."
"Hey you! You're under arrest!"
"Man, I gotta stop stealing book bags. They're getting mad at me!"
"I don't want to be queen of the GALS anymore."
"Maybe my parents are right."
"My love luck is now 100%!"
*in a cheer uniform* "Hey, this is cool!"
*in a police uniform* "Hey, this is cooler!"
*in a bridesmaid/flower gal's outfit* "I feel like I'm on Cloud 9!"
*In a bridal outfit, sings* "here comes the bride, all dressed in white…*stops singing* oh, Tatsukichi, I wish you could see me…I'm so cute!"
"Hmmm…I gotta start facing that Yugi Boy one of these days."
*cries a hysterically funny river* "Why does it have to be meeeeeeeeeeee!!? I hate this! I'm going home!!!"
*looks at Satsuki's Meishou Daiichi bag* "Hmmm, I could care less."
"Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!!!"
"Oh, I wish Sailor V was here!"
"Iron Fist Punch!" *punches Urashima Keitaro into the stratosphere*
*hugs Rei* "Daiiiiisukiiiiii!"
*sings with tears and stars in her eyes* "Somewhere over the rainbow…way up high…there's a land that I heard from…once in a lullaby…" *cries, sobs, becomes weak, faints*
"I hate being a kogal. I just hate it."
"My philosophy is…Kiss any guy you want, because you'll have sex with that person afterwards."
"Aya, go ahead and do your escort services."
"D-oh!"
"I'm going to get all these Clow Cards for Clow Reed-sama!"
"Hey, Fin Fish, I'll help you get those chess pieces, but don't do anything stupid."
"Oh, Mamo-chan…"
"Our father…who art in heaven…hallowed be thy name…"
"Ribon Magazine sucks."
"Don't have a cow, man!"
*sings* "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back…"
"Dumber than advertised."
"Yay! I didn't arrive late to class!"
"Hmmm…I gotta watch my appetite."
*sings* "Viva…Las Vegas! Viva…Las Vegas! Viva…Las Vegas! Viva…viva…Las Vegas!!! Wheee!"
*sings* "Tell me…Why did you go and make things so complicated?"
"I gotta stop using these platform shoes."
*sings* "Out of my heart…into your head…!"
*sings yet again* "Para bailar la bamba, para bailar la bamba se necesito una poca de gracia, una poca de gracia por mi partia, y arriba, y arriba…"
*sings some more* "And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with…"
"I gotta stop singing."
*sings again* "Y-M-C-A!!!"
"I'm 16 years old, and ready for the night of my life, but I don't want to have sex with just one man…"
"Could somebody remove the red mesh from my hair?"
"I think I'll color my red mesh white."
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END CHAPTER 3
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Next chapter: a little song dedicated to that school Ran is now an alumnus of.
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Shibuya Poetry
Chapter 3:
Things you won't hear from… KOTOBUKI RAN
"You know what? I'm gonna be a police officer."
"In the name of all GALS, I will punish you!"
"Oh please, give it to me…I love being an object!"
"I hate this red mesh!"
*forms an energy ball*"Ka…me…ha…me…HA!" *hurls energy ball at Mami, who flies into the stratosphere*
"Um…did I do that?"
"Look, Miyu, don't call me again for now ,ok? I'm busy studying, so…"
"Oooohhh,...Barney!"
"I…need…wedgie…badly…!"
"I'll just save my money for a rainy day, Tatsukichi."
*kisses Tatsuki multiple times* "Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you, Tatsukichi! Please do it with me pleeeeaaasseee!!!!"
"Hmmm…I gotta stop going with all these trends…I look like some tacky freak from Sweet Valley High."
"Hey you! You're under arrest!"
"Man, I gotta stop stealing book bags. They're getting mad at me!"
"I don't want to be queen of the GALS anymore."
"Maybe my parents are right."
"My love luck is now 100%!"
*in a cheer uniform* "Hey, this is cool!"
*in a police uniform* "Hey, this is cooler!"
*in a bridesmaid/flower gal's outfit* "I feel like I'm on Cloud 9!"
*In a bridal outfit, sings* "here comes the bride, all dressed in white…*stops singing* oh, Tatsukichi, I wish you could see me…I'm so cute!"
"Hmmm…I gotta start facing that Yugi Boy one of these days."
*cries a hysterically funny river* "Why does it have to be meeeeeeeeeeee!!? I hate this! I'm going home!!!"
*looks at Satsuki's Meishou Daiichi bag* "Hmmm, I could care less."
"Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!!!"
"Oh, I wish Sailor V was here!"
"Iron Fist Punch!" *punches Urashima Keitaro into the stratosphere*
*hugs Rei* "Daiiiiisukiiiiii!"
*sings with tears and stars in her eyes* "Somewhere over the rainbow…way up high…there's a land that I heard from…once in a lullaby…" *cries, sobs, becomes weak, faints*
"I hate being a kogal. I just hate it."
"My philosophy is…Kiss any guy you want, because you'll have sex with that person afterwards."
"Aya, go ahead and do your escort services."
"D-oh!"
"I'm going to get all these Clow Cards for Clow Reed-sama!"
"Hey, Fin Fish, I'll help you get those chess pieces, but don't do anything stupid."
"Oh, Mamo-chan…"
"Our father…who art in heaven…hallowed be thy name…"
"Ribon Magazine sucks."
"Don't have a cow, man!"
*sings* "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back…"
"Dumber than advertised."
"Yay! I didn't arrive late to class!"
"Hmmm…I gotta watch my appetite."
*sings* "Viva…Las Vegas! Viva…Las Vegas! Viva…Las Vegas! Viva…viva…Las Vegas!!! Wheee!"
*sings* "Tell me…Why did you go and make things so complicated?"
"I gotta stop using these platform shoes."
*sings* "Out of my heart…into your head…!"
*sings yet again* "Para bailar la bamba, para bailar la bamba se necesito una poca de gracia, una poca de gracia por mi partia, y arriba, y arriba…"
*sings some more* "And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with…"
"I gotta stop singing."
*sings again* "Y-M-C-A!!!"
"I'm 16 years old, and ready for the night of my life, but I don't want to have sex with just one man…"
"Could somebody remove the red mesh from my hair?"
"I think I'll color my red mesh white."
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END CHAPTER 3
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Next chapter: a little song dedicated to that school Ran is now an alumnus of.