Chapter 6 Balrog
Disclaimer: As you all know I own nothing of Tolkiens for it is his not mine for he made all his stuff before I made mine so yeah his stuff is his my stuff is mine!
A/N: Thank you for reviewing me anyone and everyone who did and I ask that you do it again and again coz reviews are good. Sorry for taking so long to write this I have been a bit preoccupied lately but here it is enjoy.
'Orcs is it, well I best be off, I expect you can find your way out yourselves, and if you can't well you can just ask an Orc I'm sure they'd love to help.' Said Jesse the tour guide type guy
'Yes! No more tour guide type man!' Cried Legolas jumping up and down to express his glee.
'Follow me' Said Frodo walking into a room.
'Gimli, Come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing everyone to run in.
'What?' Asked Gimli
'Nothing, just testing.' Said Frodo running off into the next room
'Gimli, come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing every one to run in.
'What?' Asked Gimli
'Nothing, just testing.' Said Frodo running off into the next room
'Gimli, come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing everyone to run in.
'What?' Asked Gimli
'Nothing, just testing.' Said Frodo running off into the next room.
6 HOURS LATER
'Gimli, come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing everyone to run in.
'Listen to me you little hobbit if there isn't something this time I swear on the blade of my axe I will remove you head from your plump little body, so with that in mind, what?' Said Gimli
'A tomb, complete with a dead dwarf. Call in now to order yours today for only $99.99 for a limited time only.' Said Frodo
'Look it says his name is Balin son of Fundin and look he left a will.' Said Legolas picking up a piece of paper from nowhere in particular.
'What dose it say?' Asked Gimli excitedly
'I Balin son of Fundin leave all my possession to one very special dwarf, who wields an axe with the most power and grace any ever has, one who is loyal and trust worthy, one who could be easily out smarted by any elf, especially one from mirkwood with long, silky, shiny hair and looks great in tights.' Read Legolas until Gandalf snatched it off him
'If your gonna make stuff up I'll read it. Lets see possessions to bla bla bla what the? Who could be easily out smarted by any elf, especially one from Mirkwood with long. um lets go from looks great in tights My favorite dwarf G something M L I. Can't quite read it.' Said Gandalf
'Allow me.' Said Legolas taking the paper back from Gandalf. 'My favorite dwarf Gomli son of Cloin.' finished Legolas
'That bastard! I never liked him but he still shoulda left me something!' Exclaimed Gimli.
'Can we read the book thingy now?' Asked human Sam
'No. I think we'll skip it this time.' Said Gandalf
'Suite yourself. But you should probably know that they're coming.' Said Alex
' Quick close the doors!' Cried Aragorn rushing to the door along with Boromir and a (yep you guessed it) shirtless Legolas.
'Get ready and Legolas put a shirt on.' Said Gandalf
'No it's to late.' Said Legolas as the doors burst open and Orcs pored in screaming something that sounded a lot like 'the frog! The Frog!' before they all ran out the other door.
'Noooooooooooooooo! Where are they going my favorite bit is the Moria Orc battle! Noooooooooooooooo! Come back!' Cried Fred
'Shoulda read the book thingy.' Said Hobbit Sam
'No I think the Balrog is early, run!' Cried Gandalf taking of out the door closely followed by everyone else.
'Thump. Thump. Thump.' echoed through the hall.
'Run through the Orcs!' Yelled Legolas still shirtless.
Something flew through the air a landed in front of them with a thud.
'Oh my god! It's a giant Orc eating Frog run!' Cried Merry running off with the rest of the fellowship.
'Look it's the Bridge!' Cried Rupert running across it. When every on was across the bridge, the hall they had come from glowed with red fire cloaking a large black figure chasing the giant Orc eating frog. The frog leaped across the bridge to the fellowship.
'Leave frog, this is between the Balrog and me!' Yelled Gandalf pointing his staff at the giant Orc eating frog. The frog was enveloped in smoke, when the smoke cleared the frog had been replaced with a rose.
'I thought wizards turned everything into frogs.' Said Pippin
'Well they probably do, just not to giant orc eating frogs.' Explained Legolas.
'Lets settle this now Balrog.' Said Gandalf charging staff raised above his head towards the Balrog.
'Bring it on!' Cried the Balrog Running at Gandalf. The Balrog ran, hopped, skipped and jumped into Gandalf's awaiting arms. Gandalf gave the Balrog the once giant orc eating frog rose, they starred lovingly into each others eyes, then the bridge cracked and collapsed sending them into the dark apsis below.
'Damit now we need a new leader.' Said Legolas
'But how to chose?' Asked Human Sam.
'I know. Everyone in a circle.' Said Pippin. Everyone obeyed 'Inni, minni, monni, mo, catch a nicker by it's toe if it squeals let it go inni, minni, monni, mo.' Sang Pippin his finger landing on Rupert's foot.
A/N: Balrog and Gandalf don't know what that was about but hey I wrote it anyway. Review me and flame me if you find it necessary but I'd much rather have good reviews but hey it's up to you. Next chapter Ruperts in charge hey that wasn't in the book, what'll happen? Well I don't know so you probably don't either. Hope you liked it but if you didn't I'm very sorry for you having wasted your time reading it.
Disclaimer: As you all know I own nothing of Tolkiens for it is his not mine for he made all his stuff before I made mine so yeah his stuff is his my stuff is mine!
A/N: Thank you for reviewing me anyone and everyone who did and I ask that you do it again and again coz reviews are good. Sorry for taking so long to write this I have been a bit preoccupied lately but here it is enjoy.
'Orcs is it, well I best be off, I expect you can find your way out yourselves, and if you can't well you can just ask an Orc I'm sure they'd love to help.' Said Jesse the tour guide type guy
'Yes! No more tour guide type man!' Cried Legolas jumping up and down to express his glee.
'Follow me' Said Frodo walking into a room.
'Gimli, Come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing everyone to run in.
'What?' Asked Gimli
'Nothing, just testing.' Said Frodo running off into the next room
'Gimli, come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing every one to run in.
'What?' Asked Gimli
'Nothing, just testing.' Said Frodo running off into the next room
'Gimli, come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing everyone to run in.
'What?' Asked Gimli
'Nothing, just testing.' Said Frodo running off into the next room.
6 HOURS LATER
'Gimli, come here there's something you must see.' Cried Frodo causing everyone to run in.
'Listen to me you little hobbit if there isn't something this time I swear on the blade of my axe I will remove you head from your plump little body, so with that in mind, what?' Said Gimli
'A tomb, complete with a dead dwarf. Call in now to order yours today for only $99.99 for a limited time only.' Said Frodo
'Look it says his name is Balin son of Fundin and look he left a will.' Said Legolas picking up a piece of paper from nowhere in particular.
'What dose it say?' Asked Gimli excitedly
'I Balin son of Fundin leave all my possession to one very special dwarf, who wields an axe with the most power and grace any ever has, one who is loyal and trust worthy, one who could be easily out smarted by any elf, especially one from mirkwood with long, silky, shiny hair and looks great in tights.' Read Legolas until Gandalf snatched it off him
'If your gonna make stuff up I'll read it. Lets see possessions to bla bla bla what the? Who could be easily out smarted by any elf, especially one from Mirkwood with long. um lets go from looks great in tights My favorite dwarf G something M L I. Can't quite read it.' Said Gandalf
'Allow me.' Said Legolas taking the paper back from Gandalf. 'My favorite dwarf Gomli son of Cloin.' finished Legolas
'That bastard! I never liked him but he still shoulda left me something!' Exclaimed Gimli.
'Can we read the book thingy now?' Asked human Sam
'No. I think we'll skip it this time.' Said Gandalf
'Suite yourself. But you should probably know that they're coming.' Said Alex
' Quick close the doors!' Cried Aragorn rushing to the door along with Boromir and a (yep you guessed it) shirtless Legolas.
'Get ready and Legolas put a shirt on.' Said Gandalf
'No it's to late.' Said Legolas as the doors burst open and Orcs pored in screaming something that sounded a lot like 'the frog! The Frog!' before they all ran out the other door.
'Noooooooooooooooo! Where are they going my favorite bit is the Moria Orc battle! Noooooooooooooooo! Come back!' Cried Fred
'Shoulda read the book thingy.' Said Hobbit Sam
'No I think the Balrog is early, run!' Cried Gandalf taking of out the door closely followed by everyone else.
'Thump. Thump. Thump.' echoed through the hall.
'Run through the Orcs!' Yelled Legolas still shirtless.
Something flew through the air a landed in front of them with a thud.
'Oh my god! It's a giant Orc eating Frog run!' Cried Merry running off with the rest of the fellowship.
'Look it's the Bridge!' Cried Rupert running across it. When every on was across the bridge, the hall they had come from glowed with red fire cloaking a large black figure chasing the giant Orc eating frog. The frog leaped across the bridge to the fellowship.
'Leave frog, this is between the Balrog and me!' Yelled Gandalf pointing his staff at the giant Orc eating frog. The frog was enveloped in smoke, when the smoke cleared the frog had been replaced with a rose.
'I thought wizards turned everything into frogs.' Said Pippin
'Well they probably do, just not to giant orc eating frogs.' Explained Legolas.
'Lets settle this now Balrog.' Said Gandalf charging staff raised above his head towards the Balrog.
'Bring it on!' Cried the Balrog Running at Gandalf. The Balrog ran, hopped, skipped and jumped into Gandalf's awaiting arms. Gandalf gave the Balrog the once giant orc eating frog rose, they starred lovingly into each others eyes, then the bridge cracked and collapsed sending them into the dark apsis below.
'Damit now we need a new leader.' Said Legolas
'But how to chose?' Asked Human Sam.
'I know. Everyone in a circle.' Said Pippin. Everyone obeyed 'Inni, minni, monni, mo, catch a nicker by it's toe if it squeals let it go inni, minni, monni, mo.' Sang Pippin his finger landing on Rupert's foot.
A/N: Balrog and Gandalf don't know what that was about but hey I wrote it anyway. Review me and flame me if you find it necessary but I'd much rather have good reviews but hey it's up to you. Next chapter Ruperts in charge hey that wasn't in the book, what'll happen? Well I don't know so you probably don't either. Hope you liked it but if you didn't I'm very sorry for you having wasted your time reading it.