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LotR and this is mostly from there.
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Chapter 7 I heard that
'No fare, I wanna be the leader' Whined Aragon
'But I am.' Said Rupert
'Do over' Squealed Aragon
'No I'm the leader.' Whined Rupert
'Let old Legolas settle this.' Said Legolas pulling out his stick thingy from chapter 2 out and whacking Rupert on the head. Rupert fell and took Aragon down with just as Legolas took a swing at him.
'Aragon wins.' Said Legolas putting his sticky thing away for latter use
'Yay! This way to the exit!' Yelled Aragon leading the way through the arrows the Orcs had started firing to the exit
'Yay out of Moria at last!' Cried Fred kissing the ground
'Where to know all mighty lead.' Inquired Rupert
'I need to pee. I'll be right back.' Said Legolas running off into the trees looking for a nice one to pee on.
'All in favour of leaving the elf behind raise your hand.' Said Aragon. Aragon, the Hobbits and human Sam raised their hand.
'Human Sam, how could ya man.' Said Fred
'Yeah, and Aragon I thought you like elves.' Said Rupert
'The gay guy.'
'I'm not gay!'
'Sorry. The gay like guy has a point, aren't you a friend to all the elves?' Asked Alex.
'Nope can't stand the bloody immortal things, I mean it is so unfair, the young ones are all like in their bloody 1000s. Most people find Hobbit life spans annoying but elves they just won't die.' Explained Aragon.
'I heard that Aragon you Asshole.' Said Legolas strolling back from his wizz.
'Not to mention their eyesight and hearing is there anything more anyone?'
'You will pay Asshole, you will.' Assured Legolas
Later that night
'Tonight we sleep in trees!' Declared Aragon
'Why?' Questioned Gimli
'Because I am your mighty leader and I say so.'
'What about us? We can't get into the trees.' Whined the Hobbits
'You can sleep in those bushes over there.' Said Aragon pointing to four bushes.
So Aragon, Gimli, Boromir, Fred, Alex and human Sam slept in trees, while Frodo, hobbit Sam, Merry and Pippin slept in the bushes. Two figures set off into the woods shovels over their shoulder, a very busy night ahead of them.
A/N: Next chapter will be better I promos, for the fellowship losses another member. Oh exciting, guess who, its not very hard.
A/N: Thanks for reviewing me peoples, I appreciate it even if you are heaps taller than me. Reviews are good, reviews are pretty and my reviews are my preciousess (stuff all spelling) so give me more!
Chapter 7 I heard that
'No fare, I wanna be the leader' Whined Aragon
'But I am.' Said Rupert
'Do over' Squealed Aragon
'No I'm the leader.' Whined Rupert
'Let old Legolas settle this.' Said Legolas pulling out his stick thingy from chapter 2 out and whacking Rupert on the head. Rupert fell and took Aragon down with just as Legolas took a swing at him.
'Aragon wins.' Said Legolas putting his sticky thing away for latter use
'Yay! This way to the exit!' Yelled Aragon leading the way through the arrows the Orcs had started firing to the exit
'Yay out of Moria at last!' Cried Fred kissing the ground
'Where to know all mighty lead.' Inquired Rupert
'I need to pee. I'll be right back.' Said Legolas running off into the trees looking for a nice one to pee on.
'All in favour of leaving the elf behind raise your hand.' Said Aragon. Aragon, the Hobbits and human Sam raised their hand.
'Human Sam, how could ya man.' Said Fred
'Yeah, and Aragon I thought you like elves.' Said Rupert
'The gay guy.'
'I'm not gay!'
'Sorry. The gay like guy has a point, aren't you a friend to all the elves?' Asked Alex.
'Nope can't stand the bloody immortal things, I mean it is so unfair, the young ones are all like in their bloody 1000s. Most people find Hobbit life spans annoying but elves they just won't die.' Explained Aragon.
'I heard that Aragon you Asshole.' Said Legolas strolling back from his wizz.
'Not to mention their eyesight and hearing is there anything more anyone?'
'You will pay Asshole, you will.' Assured Legolas
Later that night
'Tonight we sleep in trees!' Declared Aragon
'Why?' Questioned Gimli
'Because I am your mighty leader and I say so.'
'What about us? We can't get into the trees.' Whined the Hobbits
'You can sleep in those bushes over there.' Said Aragon pointing to four bushes.
So Aragon, Gimli, Boromir, Fred, Alex and human Sam slept in trees, while Frodo, hobbit Sam, Merry and Pippin slept in the bushes. Two figures set off into the woods shovels over their shoulder, a very busy night ahead of them.
A/N: Next chapter will be better I promos, for the fellowship losses another member. Oh exciting, guess who, its not very hard.