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A/N: Ok it's time to go . . Who is . you should know but read it anyway. I would like to thank every one who has for reviewing me because you have fulfilled my lifelong dream to have more reviews than my sister, I don't know or care how long it'll last, coz I did it thank you! But hey review my more and then again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again , I think you get the point.
Chapter 8 A bump in the night
Everyone who had been sleeping shoot out of their trees and bushes woken by a loud crash, to find Aragon being dragged away by Rupert, and Legolas up in Aragon's tree with his sticky thing behind his back.
'Aragon fell out of his tree.' Said Rupert covering the big bump on the back of Aragon's head.
'Um, what are you doing?' Asked Boromir looking at Rupert struggling to drag Aragon
'Er, well.' Rupert looked at Legolas for help
'It is soft over there.' Said Legolas jumping down to help Rupert move the big fat stupid poor excuse of a ranger.
'Ok.' Said Gimli, and every one else went back to bed.
The Next Morning
'Hey were is Aragon?' Asked human Sam
'Hey look a note.' Said Rupert pointing to a note stuck to a tree by one of Legolas arrows.
Frodo ran over to the tree. Jumping up to try and reach it until Boromir yanked it out.
'Can you put this in the tree at hobbit height.' Said Boromir handing Legolas back his arrow that Legolas shoot back into the tree this time at hobbit height.
Frodo pulled it out and read: (A/N: Warning all Aragon fans should not read this letter) 'Dear Legolas the hottest elf with longest most beautifully and shiny hair, Rupert the most so obviously not gay person I have ever meet, Boromir, Gimli, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Sam and those two clearly gay other guys . I wrote this letter because I have decided to abandon you and the quest, seeing as I am a stupid Asshole, I have decided to become a hermit so don't coming looking for me, oh and tell Arwen that we're through, not that she will care she was always after that gorgeous hunk of an elf Legolas. Oh, Rupert and his foot are your new leaders, he should have been in the first place but I was to much of an asshole to see that so in addition to that I give him my Kingdom and all my other shit. Legolas I would just like to apologize to Legolas who is my fare superior in every thing and is the best archer that has been or ever will be. He has the best hair I have ever seen and deserves all my fan girls which he should 'a had in the first place because I suck and am the worst character Tolkien, bless the Holy Father, every made.
From Aragon the Asshole.' Finished Frodo
'No more Aragon, YAY!' Cried Merry
'And me and my foot are the leaders and the Kings of Gondor.' Said Rupert
'Arwen ewww! She will just have to settle with being a fan girl coz she ain't gonna be me girlfriend.' Said Legolas.
A/N: Ok incase you didn't notice I really really hate Aragon and love Leggy. Sorry it was short but we just got the video and I must watch!
A/N: Ok it's time to go . . Who is . you should know but read it anyway. I would like to thank every one who has for reviewing me because you have fulfilled my lifelong dream to have more reviews than my sister, I don't know or care how long it'll last, coz I did it thank you! But hey review my more and then again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again , I think you get the point.
Chapter 8 A bump in the night
Everyone who had been sleeping shoot out of their trees and bushes woken by a loud crash, to find Aragon being dragged away by Rupert, and Legolas up in Aragon's tree with his sticky thing behind his back.
'Aragon fell out of his tree.' Said Rupert covering the big bump on the back of Aragon's head.
'Um, what are you doing?' Asked Boromir looking at Rupert struggling to drag Aragon
'Er, well.' Rupert looked at Legolas for help
'It is soft over there.' Said Legolas jumping down to help Rupert move the big fat stupid poor excuse of a ranger.
'Ok.' Said Gimli, and every one else went back to bed.
The Next Morning
'Hey were is Aragon?' Asked human Sam
'Hey look a note.' Said Rupert pointing to a note stuck to a tree by one of Legolas arrows.
Frodo ran over to the tree. Jumping up to try and reach it until Boromir yanked it out.
'Can you put this in the tree at hobbit height.' Said Boromir handing Legolas back his arrow that Legolas shoot back into the tree this time at hobbit height.
Frodo pulled it out and read: (A/N: Warning all Aragon fans should not read this letter) 'Dear Legolas the hottest elf with longest most beautifully and shiny hair, Rupert the most so obviously not gay person I have ever meet, Boromir, Gimli, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Sam and those two clearly gay other guys . I wrote this letter because I have decided to abandon you and the quest, seeing as I am a stupid Asshole, I have decided to become a hermit so don't coming looking for me, oh and tell Arwen that we're through, not that she will care she was always after that gorgeous hunk of an elf Legolas. Oh, Rupert and his foot are your new leaders, he should have been in the first place but I was to much of an asshole to see that so in addition to that I give him my Kingdom and all my other shit. Legolas I would just like to apologize to Legolas who is my fare superior in every thing and is the best archer that has been or ever will be. He has the best hair I have ever seen and deserves all my fan girls which he should 'a had in the first place because I suck and am the worst character Tolkien, bless the Holy Father, every made.
From Aragon the Asshole.' Finished Frodo
'No more Aragon, YAY!' Cried Merry
'And me and my foot are the leaders and the Kings of Gondor.' Said Rupert
'Arwen ewww! She will just have to settle with being a fan girl coz she ain't gonna be me girlfriend.' Said Legolas.
A/N: Ok incase you didn't notice I really really hate Aragon and love Leggy. Sorry it was short but we just got the video and I must watch!