Disclaimer: Chill out what you yelling for its all been done before
(Disclaimer: yeah those aren't my words I'm just listening to Avril
Lavigne) just look at my other chapters
A/N: Sorry for not updating for ages but um erh ahh, ok so I don't have an
excuse but I am sorry. Oh and yes VHS yes the sadness of my life but now
for my story.
chapter nine bye bye Mr Elfie's shirts
"Ahh my shirts they're gone!" exclaimed Leggy(Who else?)
"All of them?" inquired Fred
"Yes even the one I was wearing(I wonder how that happened?( )" answered everyone's favorite shirtless elf.
"Well where do you usually keep them?" asked hobbit Sam
"What! You want you to reveal my shirt keeping secrets?"
"Well it might help us find them." hobbit Sam
"Fine if must know I keep all my shirts up my sleeve." said a very shirtless Leggy
"I've gotta ask: is that even possible?" asked Boromir staring at Leggy in disbelief
"Well it must be." said human Sam
"You can wear mine if you want." offered Gimli
"Yes, yes that would be excellent." said Fred very over enthusiastic
"Fred! Stop drooling" Alex
"Ahhhh! It's happing to me."
"But why? you've been unaffected by the crush choosing all through the story"
"Because the Author hasn't mentioned our crushes since chapter four!"
"Uhum, anyway back to our conversation. No way am I wearing you shirt Gimli.."
"Ohh" Fred
".it hasn't been washed since before I was born" Leggy
"Bull shit! it washed the day after you where born!" Said Gimli defensively
"So how many shirts do you exactly have?" asked Frodo
"Let me go through them all.."
3 hours later ".and I only have 7 pee green because I found out how they got their color. Now for the Blues."
After Legolas went through all his shirts
"Hey fellowship wanna go to see the Lady off the wood?" asked Haldir trying to lick his elbow
"Sure, I'm in charge and I say we go with the guy trying to lick his elbow." said Rupert
"Why are you trying to like your elbow?" asked Pippin
"Why not?"
"He's got a point Pip." said Merry
So the fellowship followed Haldir to Lothlorien and the lady of the woods. or did he?
A/N: Well that's one chapter down and they didn't even move to the second last sentence! Did you know all Polar bears are left handed and you can lead a cow up stairs but it's impossible to lead a cow down stairs oh and an Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain. Reviews welcome don't really care if you flame me but if you can lick your elbow let me know because I've heard it's physically impossible!
chapter nine bye bye Mr Elfie's shirts
"Ahh my shirts they're gone!" exclaimed Leggy(Who else?)
"All of them?" inquired Fred
"Yes even the one I was wearing(I wonder how that happened?( )" answered everyone's favorite shirtless elf.
"Well where do you usually keep them?" asked hobbit Sam
"What! You want you to reveal my shirt keeping secrets?"
"Well it might help us find them." hobbit Sam
"Fine if must know I keep all my shirts up my sleeve." said a very shirtless Leggy
"I've gotta ask: is that even possible?" asked Boromir staring at Leggy in disbelief
"Well it must be." said human Sam
"You can wear mine if you want." offered Gimli
"Yes, yes that would be excellent." said Fred very over enthusiastic
"Fred! Stop drooling" Alex
"Ahhhh! It's happing to me."
"But why? you've been unaffected by the crush choosing all through the story"
"Because the Author hasn't mentioned our crushes since chapter four!"
"Uhum, anyway back to our conversation. No way am I wearing you shirt Gimli.."
"Ohh" Fred
".it hasn't been washed since before I was born" Leggy
"Bull shit! it washed the day after you where born!" Said Gimli defensively
"So how many shirts do you exactly have?" asked Frodo
"Let me go through them all.."
3 hours later ".and I only have 7 pee green because I found out how they got their color. Now for the Blues."
After Legolas went through all his shirts
"Hey fellowship wanna go to see the Lady off the wood?" asked Haldir trying to lick his elbow
"Sure, I'm in charge and I say we go with the guy trying to lick his elbow." said Rupert
"Why are you trying to like your elbow?" asked Pippin
"Why not?"
"He's got a point Pip." said Merry
So the fellowship followed Haldir to Lothlorien and the lady of the woods. or did he?
A/N: Well that's one chapter down and they didn't even move to the second last sentence! Did you know all Polar bears are left handed and you can lead a cow up stairs but it's impossible to lead a cow down stairs oh and an Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain. Reviews welcome don't really care if you flame me but if you can lick your elbow let me know because I've heard it's physically impossible!