Okay, here come more misheard lines from Ran. Oh, I just crack mahseylf uppp!! Enjoy!
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Shibuya Poetry
Chapter 7
More things you will not hear from…KOTOBUKI RAN.
"Kotobuki Ran? What are you talking about? My significant other's name is Naruhito, not Tatsukichi!!"
"I think I'm pregnant."
"Oh Tatsukichi, Tatsukichi, wherefore art thou Tatsukichi? Denouce your allies and refuse my fame.and I'll no longer be a Kotobuki."
"Wanna wrassle?"
"You want the bag? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BAG!!"
"Mmmmm…forbidden donut."
"Miyu, Aya, I choose you!"
*sings" "Oh daddy dearest, you're still number one, but GALS just wanna have fun, oh, GALS just wanna have fun!"
*sings* "Oh the hip, hop, the hippy-to-the-hippity-hip-hip-hop and you don't stop the rocket to the bang bang boogie say up jup the boogie to the rhythm of the boogidy beeeeat-uh!"
"Dammit, it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under."
"Hallelujah, baby!"
"No, sorry, Madonna-sama, I prefer to sing like Ayumi and not like you, good-bye."
"I'm 99% muscle, 1% fat, and 100000000% sex machine!"
"Oh the agony!"
*sings* "Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of loving you!"
"Oh my god! I'm going to see the Pope! Whoopee, that means I can slap my butt in his face! Yaaaaayyyyy!!"
"No, the reason why my parents called me Ran was because 'Rhonda' seemed too 'American'. So did 'Wanda'. Or 'Veronica'."
*sings* "I can hear you breathe.Just breathe.I can feel the magic floating in the air.being with you gets me that.way."
Sayo: "Get the door, It's Justin-kun."
Ran: "Justin-kun!!? Kakkooiiii!!!" *stars form in her eyes, faints*
Ran: "You're under arrest, Koizumi Junichiro, for messing around with the Queen of the GALS. (which is me!)"
Junichiro: *confused* "Na..nani?"
"Do you believe in miracles? Yes!!!"
Ran: "This school's in the refrigerator! The lights are out, the doors are closed, the eggs are cool, the butter's getting gwarm, and the jello *point to her tits* is jiggling! *jiggles tits*"
The guys: …
"Don't...push...me…cause...I'm…close...to….the...edge...I'm…trying…not...to...lose...my….head! "
"Donde esta los pedophiliacs?"
*takes jello shot* "Mmmm.jiggly."
*after a few more, collapses* "Oh, Tatsu...ki...chi…arigato goza...i...ma...su." *sleeps, clearly drunk, passes out, drools*
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END CHAPTER 7.
I told y'all that this was gonna have a sequel. Shame on you nonbelievers. *laughs like Ran before he, too, collapses from too much humour*
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Shibuya Poetry
Chapter 7
More things you will not hear from…KOTOBUKI RAN.
"Kotobuki Ran? What are you talking about? My significant other's name is Naruhito, not Tatsukichi!!"
"I think I'm pregnant."
"Oh Tatsukichi, Tatsukichi, wherefore art thou Tatsukichi? Denouce your allies and refuse my fame.and I'll no longer be a Kotobuki."
"Wanna wrassle?"
"You want the bag? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BAG!!"
"Mmmmm…forbidden donut."
"Miyu, Aya, I choose you!"
*sings" "Oh daddy dearest, you're still number one, but GALS just wanna have fun, oh, GALS just wanna have fun!"
*sings* "Oh the hip, hop, the hippy-to-the-hippity-hip-hip-hop and you don't stop the rocket to the bang bang boogie say up jup the boogie to the rhythm of the boogidy beeeeat-uh!"
"Dammit, it's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under."
"Hallelujah, baby!"
"No, sorry, Madonna-sama, I prefer to sing like Ayumi and not like you, good-bye."
"I'm 99% muscle, 1% fat, and 100000000% sex machine!"
"Oh the agony!"
*sings* "Doctor, doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of loving you!"
"Oh my god! I'm going to see the Pope! Whoopee, that means I can slap my butt in his face! Yaaaaayyyyy!!"
"No, the reason why my parents called me Ran was because 'Rhonda' seemed too 'American'. So did 'Wanda'. Or 'Veronica'."
*sings* "I can hear you breathe.Just breathe.I can feel the magic floating in the air.being with you gets me that.way."
Sayo: "Get the door, It's Justin-kun."
Ran: "Justin-kun!!? Kakkooiiii!!!" *stars form in her eyes, faints*
Ran: "You're under arrest, Koizumi Junichiro, for messing around with the Queen of the GALS. (which is me!)"
Junichiro: *confused* "Na..nani?"
"Do you believe in miracles? Yes!!!"
Ran: "This school's in the refrigerator! The lights are out, the doors are closed, the eggs are cool, the butter's getting gwarm, and the jello *point to her tits* is jiggling! *jiggles tits*"
The guys: …
"Don't...push...me…cause...I'm…close...to….the...edge...I'm…trying…not...to...lose...my….head! "
"Donde esta los pedophiliacs?"
*takes jello shot* "Mmmm.jiggly."
*after a few more, collapses* "Oh, Tatsu...ki...chi…arigato goza...i...ma...su." *sleeps, clearly drunk, passes out, drools*
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END CHAPTER 7.
I told y'all that this was gonna have a sequel. Shame on you nonbelievers. *laughs like Ran before he, too, collapses from too much humour*