A/N: Well, clearly people are losing interest in this story. So if anyone
has anything they want to happen in this story, let me know, and I'll try
and write it in somewhere. Oh, and I finally have a beta! So from now on,
you can't blame me for the spelling mistakes! Now on with the chapter. (
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I don't own, which makes a bit of sense when you think about it doesn't it.
Chapter 10 Return of the Queen
Haldir lead the fellowship through the forest and to the city of Lothlorien.
"Ah, the trees, they are so beautiful and lovely." exclaimed Legolas, still shirtless, prancing around the other members of the Fellowship and the cardboard cutouts of trees.
"What trees?" asked Frodo, looking around.
"I think he means the cardboard ones," said Hobbit Sam.
"Talk about cheap, the bloody elves can't even afford plastic." sneered Gimli.
"Hey! We can so, Galadriel just ask for cardboard." said Haldir.
"Yeah, sure she did." Alex said sarcastically.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, mortal, I did," said a distinctly male voice.
"Your ladyship, this is the Fellowship of the Ring." said Haldir
"Welcome to Lothlorien, travelers" said Galadriel. Everyone was now staring at her, in disbelief. Fred, Alex and Human Sam all burst out laughing.
"That's Galadriel!" choked Fred, who was now on the floor with Alex laughing loudly.
"No it's not! It's a bloody man in a wig!" cackled human Sam, doubling over in laughter, but still managing to stay on his feet.
"Hey, this is no wig! It's my real hair!" exclaimed Galadriel, before a breeze (from Pippins fan) blew her 'hair' off her head.
"Glorfindel!" Everyone gasped together.
"See, told you it wasn't Galadriel" Human Sam bragged.
"Where is the real Lady of the woods?" cried Haldir, panicking. "They said if I lost her again I'd lose my job!"
"It's all Arwen's fault!" raved Glorfindel angrily. "She stole my part! I found the hobbits! Me! I rode Frodo to safety. It was me, all me! Then they go and give it all to her, so she seems more important than she actually is!"
"Um. How does Galadriel fit into this then?" asked Boromir.
"Because, foolish mortal, it's Galadriel's fault Arwen lives! Oh, and Arwen wasn't mentioned in this fic, and the Lady had a bigger part than Elrond did. " said Glorfindel.
"Where is she?" asked Haldir
"In the woods!" laughed Glorfindel "Oh and Rupert, you are gay!"
"No! I am not fucking gay! You fucking mental elf!" screamed Rupert
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'll be back, and vengeance shall be mine!" cried Glorfindel, as she was dragged away by some elves, which are actually very easy to find in Lothlorien!
2HRS LATER
"Did you find her?" Haldir asked the elves, who he had sent in to the woods to look for Galadriel.
"Yes. The Queen has returned!" reported one elf.
"Hey! That sounds like a book I once read." said Merry
"I doubt that. I've seen the books you read, and unless they said 'mother goose has returned', it's got no relevance to anything you've ever read." said Pippin.
"Hmm, must have been mistaken. Hey are you knocking my reading talent?" asked Merry.
"Why yes, I do believe I am," replied Pippin
"Ok then." said Merry returning his attention back to the elf report.
".. And then we found this" said the elf, stepping aside so that two other elves could drag up a man covered in dirt, with hate in his eyes.
"Holy shit Legolas, it's Aragorn!" cried Rupert, hiding behind a cardboard tree.
"I'm gonna kill you elf!" yelled Aragorn suddenly drawing his sword, and charging at Legolas.
"Tolkien, father of us all, save me from this poor excuse for a ranger!" cried Legolas, in addition to something in elfish. He then ran as fast as he could away from Aragorn. Legolas continued running until he came across a box to that he could hide in.
Aragorn stood out side the box waiting, for Legolas to venture out, and hey, Legolas did! He stuck his head out and Aragorn served it from his shoulders! (Beta note: I thought that maybe you could change this to: Legolas stuck his head out of the box, and before he could even blink, Aragorn had served his head off his shoulders.)
A/N: Oh my god! Is Legolas really dead? Would I really kill Legolas? Well, I'm not gonna tell you until the next chapter! I would like to say a big thank you to singing dragon, who likes my story so much. So to everyone who read this and listens to what I say, read singing dragon's story because I think they deserve more reviews, And a huge thank you to my beta Blue Eyed Babe, she has a story too and I'm sure shed appreciate some reviews, oh and please review too!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I don't own, which makes a bit of sense when you think about it doesn't it.
Chapter 10 Return of the Queen
Haldir lead the fellowship through the forest and to the city of Lothlorien.
"Ah, the trees, they are so beautiful and lovely." exclaimed Legolas, still shirtless, prancing around the other members of the Fellowship and the cardboard cutouts of trees.
"What trees?" asked Frodo, looking around.
"I think he means the cardboard ones," said Hobbit Sam.
"Talk about cheap, the bloody elves can't even afford plastic." sneered Gimli.
"Hey! We can so, Galadriel just ask for cardboard." said Haldir.
"Yeah, sure she did." Alex said sarcastically.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, mortal, I did," said a distinctly male voice.
"Your ladyship, this is the Fellowship of the Ring." said Haldir
"Welcome to Lothlorien, travelers" said Galadriel. Everyone was now staring at her, in disbelief. Fred, Alex and Human Sam all burst out laughing.
"That's Galadriel!" choked Fred, who was now on the floor with Alex laughing loudly.
"No it's not! It's a bloody man in a wig!" cackled human Sam, doubling over in laughter, but still managing to stay on his feet.
"Hey, this is no wig! It's my real hair!" exclaimed Galadriel, before a breeze (from Pippins fan) blew her 'hair' off her head.
"Glorfindel!" Everyone gasped together.
"See, told you it wasn't Galadriel" Human Sam bragged.
"Where is the real Lady of the woods?" cried Haldir, panicking. "They said if I lost her again I'd lose my job!"
"It's all Arwen's fault!" raved Glorfindel angrily. "She stole my part! I found the hobbits! Me! I rode Frodo to safety. It was me, all me! Then they go and give it all to her, so she seems more important than she actually is!"
"Um. How does Galadriel fit into this then?" asked Boromir.
"Because, foolish mortal, it's Galadriel's fault Arwen lives! Oh, and Arwen wasn't mentioned in this fic, and the Lady had a bigger part than Elrond did. " said Glorfindel.
"Where is she?" asked Haldir
"In the woods!" laughed Glorfindel "Oh and Rupert, you are gay!"
"No! I am not fucking gay! You fucking mental elf!" screamed Rupert
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I'll be back, and vengeance shall be mine!" cried Glorfindel, as she was dragged away by some elves, which are actually very easy to find in Lothlorien!
2HRS LATER
"Did you find her?" Haldir asked the elves, who he had sent in to the woods to look for Galadriel.
"Yes. The Queen has returned!" reported one elf.
"Hey! That sounds like a book I once read." said Merry
"I doubt that. I've seen the books you read, and unless they said 'mother goose has returned', it's got no relevance to anything you've ever read." said Pippin.
"Hmm, must have been mistaken. Hey are you knocking my reading talent?" asked Merry.
"Why yes, I do believe I am," replied Pippin
"Ok then." said Merry returning his attention back to the elf report.
".. And then we found this" said the elf, stepping aside so that two other elves could drag up a man covered in dirt, with hate in his eyes.
"Holy shit Legolas, it's Aragorn!" cried Rupert, hiding behind a cardboard tree.
"I'm gonna kill you elf!" yelled Aragorn suddenly drawing his sword, and charging at Legolas.
"Tolkien, father of us all, save me from this poor excuse for a ranger!" cried Legolas, in addition to something in elfish. He then ran as fast as he could away from Aragorn. Legolas continued running until he came across a box to that he could hide in.
Aragorn stood out side the box waiting, for Legolas to venture out, and hey, Legolas did! He stuck his head out and Aragorn served it from his shoulders! (Beta note: I thought that maybe you could change this to: Legolas stuck his head out of the box, and before he could even blink, Aragorn had served his head off his shoulders.)
A/N: Oh my god! Is Legolas really dead? Would I really kill Legolas? Well, I'm not gonna tell you until the next chapter! I would like to say a big thank you to singing dragon, who likes my story so much. So to everyone who read this and listens to what I say, read singing dragon's story because I think they deserve more reviews, And a huge thank you to my beta Blue Eyed Babe, she has a story too and I'm sure shed appreciate some reviews, oh and please review too!