CHAPTER 11 THE HEAD BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE NECK BONE.
Disclaimer: All of the bits that aren't mine, well really aren't mine, which all people and ducks should know.
A/N: Ok please read to the end of this chapter before going "You fucking bitch how can you possibly kill Leggy?" And a big thank you to everyone who reads, reviews and even puts this story on their favorites, and please keep hold of any alcohol or Drugs that influenced that decision, because you might need them.
"Oh my god, Aragorn killed Legolas!" screamed Rupert.
"Um, who are we supposed to stay with now?" asked Alex.
"How about Gimli?" said Fred dreamily.
"No, Fred, stay focused. And remember we are not gay."
"We are not gay. We are not gay. Oh my god, Legolas is dead!"
"Not to worry, I should be able to fix it." said Galadriel, and then looking at Aragorn she added "If you can keep him away from me."
"Aragorn, I think your mothers calling you." said Boromir.
"Coming mummy." said Aragorn running back of into the forest of cardboard trees.
"Can someone please replace those cheap cardboard trees with plastic ones?" said Galadriel.
"So what do we have to do, Elf Witch?" asked Gimli.
"First I need a hamster, a snow shoe and a copy of 'The Little Mermaid'." said Galadriel.
"Ok, I have a snow shoe." said hobbit Sam, handing it to Galadriel.
"Ok, Merry, Pippin, do you still have that hamster I gave you?" asked Frodo.
"What hamster?" asked Pippin guiltily.
"Remember the one you hit with that stick, and all the candy came out off." said Merry.
"You killed my hamster!" cried Frodo.
"Hamster? Oh, I thought you said pinyata." said Merry.
"How did you get pinyata out of hamster?" asked Human Sam.
"How can you not?" said Merry.
"I may of released a small Hamster like creature." said Pippin
"Where?" asked Frodo
"Moria." Replied Pippin
"My Hamster!" Cried Frodo. Just then Aragon came back.
"Nope wasn't my mother Boromir, it was just this hamster." Said Aragorn holding out a Hamster.
"Oh Hammy is that you?" squeaked Frodo.
"Hammy?" Asked Human Sam
"His pet Hamster." Explained Hobbit Sam
"Oh good." Said Galadriel snatching Hammy the Hamster from Aragorn.
"Galadriel we need you for the video shop opening." Said Haldir
"All right, I'm coming." Replied Galadriel scurrying of to the Lothlorien mall
"Galadriel, can you get me a movie!" Called Frodo
"All right, I'll see what they've got." Replied Galadriel continuing her scurrying.
"Glorfindel was right she does have a bigger part than Elrond." Said Merry
"Why do you think that is?" asked Pippin
"Propable the same reason they gave Arwen Glorfindel's part, they had to many guy parts and they didn't want to anger feminist so they make sure that the girls get reasonable parts." Explained Merry
About an six hours later
"Look, she's back!" Yelled Human Sam.
"What took so long elf witch?" asked Gimli eyeing the bags Galadriel was carrying.
"You wouldn't believe it but they made me shop." Said Galadriel
"Did ya get me something?" asked Frodo hopping up and down.
"Um ok I got you this." Said Galadriel grabbing a video out of one of her many bags.
"Oh the little mermaid my favorite." Squealed Frodo
"Frodo give that to Galadriel." Ordered Hobbit Sam
"Why thank you Frodo now I can fix Legolas. Now out all of you." Commanded Galadriel.
As the went away they could hear Galadriel singing "the head bones connected to the neck bone, dum de dum de."
Three days later
"Why are we still here?" asked Alex
"Because Galadriel is fixing Legolas and Aragorn keeps laughing hysterically every six minuets, saying that no elf is a match for him and that he'll just keep kill leggy until he stays dead."
Meanwhile Aragorn was taking a stroll in the now plastic forest, laughing to himself about his kill of Legolas. When all of a sudden Legolas step directly in his path.
"Hello Ranger." Said Legolas
"Time to die again elf." Laughed Aragorn
"I don't think so Ranger." Whispered Legolas into Aragorn's ear.
Aragorn span round to come face to face with Legolas.
"What the?" spat Aragorn doing the double take thing.
"I can still take you both!" Screamed Aragorn drawing his sword.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Ranger." Said Legolas pressing his arrow into Aragorn's neck
"Three? How can this be?" Stammered Aragorn
"Well Galadriel isn't quite as talented as she says." Said Legolas
"Yes, but three of me is better than me with three heads." Added Legolas
"Any questions Aragorn?" Asked Legolas
"Yes, there is one thing I need to know." Said Aragorn
"Yes Ranger old bean." Said Legolas
"Where are your shirts?"
A/N: Now isn't three shitless Legolas a lot better than one. Sorry about the delay I started to write but my sister lost 20 pages from the chapter she's been working on and she had two pages of drafts to get through and that 20 pages was only a paragraph on her draft so she kicked me of the computer. If like the story let me know, if you don't then good for you, your not obliged to tell me so. Hope you like it because I did it in a rush coz school starts tomorrow, oh the bloody joy.
Disclaimer: All of the bits that aren't mine, well really aren't mine, which all people and ducks should know.
A/N: Ok please read to the end of this chapter before going "You fucking bitch how can you possibly kill Leggy?" And a big thank you to everyone who reads, reviews and even puts this story on their favorites, and please keep hold of any alcohol or Drugs that influenced that decision, because you might need them.
"Oh my god, Aragorn killed Legolas!" screamed Rupert.
"Um, who are we supposed to stay with now?" asked Alex.
"How about Gimli?" said Fred dreamily.
"No, Fred, stay focused. And remember we are not gay."
"We are not gay. We are not gay. Oh my god, Legolas is dead!"
"Not to worry, I should be able to fix it." said Galadriel, and then looking at Aragorn she added "If you can keep him away from me."
"Aragorn, I think your mothers calling you." said Boromir.
"Coming mummy." said Aragorn running back of into the forest of cardboard trees.
"Can someone please replace those cheap cardboard trees with plastic ones?" said Galadriel.
"So what do we have to do, Elf Witch?" asked Gimli.
"First I need a hamster, a snow shoe and a copy of 'The Little Mermaid'." said Galadriel.
"Ok, I have a snow shoe." said hobbit Sam, handing it to Galadriel.
"Ok, Merry, Pippin, do you still have that hamster I gave you?" asked Frodo.
"What hamster?" asked Pippin guiltily.
"Remember the one you hit with that stick, and all the candy came out off." said Merry.
"You killed my hamster!" cried Frodo.
"Hamster? Oh, I thought you said pinyata." said Merry.
"How did you get pinyata out of hamster?" asked Human Sam.
"How can you not?" said Merry.
"I may of released a small Hamster like creature." said Pippin
"Where?" asked Frodo
"Moria." Replied Pippin
"My Hamster!" Cried Frodo. Just then Aragon came back.
"Nope wasn't my mother Boromir, it was just this hamster." Said Aragorn holding out a Hamster.
"Oh Hammy is that you?" squeaked Frodo.
"Hammy?" Asked Human Sam
"His pet Hamster." Explained Hobbit Sam
"Oh good." Said Galadriel snatching Hammy the Hamster from Aragorn.
"Galadriel we need you for the video shop opening." Said Haldir
"All right, I'm coming." Replied Galadriel scurrying of to the Lothlorien mall
"Galadriel, can you get me a movie!" Called Frodo
"All right, I'll see what they've got." Replied Galadriel continuing her scurrying.
"Glorfindel was right she does have a bigger part than Elrond." Said Merry
"Why do you think that is?" asked Pippin
"Propable the same reason they gave Arwen Glorfindel's part, they had to many guy parts and they didn't want to anger feminist so they make sure that the girls get reasonable parts." Explained Merry
About an six hours later
"Look, she's back!" Yelled Human Sam.
"What took so long elf witch?" asked Gimli eyeing the bags Galadriel was carrying.
"You wouldn't believe it but they made me shop." Said Galadriel
"Did ya get me something?" asked Frodo hopping up and down.
"Um ok I got you this." Said Galadriel grabbing a video out of one of her many bags.
"Oh the little mermaid my favorite." Squealed Frodo
"Frodo give that to Galadriel." Ordered Hobbit Sam
"Why thank you Frodo now I can fix Legolas. Now out all of you." Commanded Galadriel.
As the went away they could hear Galadriel singing "the head bones connected to the neck bone, dum de dum de."
Three days later
"Why are we still here?" asked Alex
"Because Galadriel is fixing Legolas and Aragorn keeps laughing hysterically every six minuets, saying that no elf is a match for him and that he'll just keep kill leggy until he stays dead."
Meanwhile Aragorn was taking a stroll in the now plastic forest, laughing to himself about his kill of Legolas. When all of a sudden Legolas step directly in his path.
"Hello Ranger." Said Legolas
"Time to die again elf." Laughed Aragorn
"I don't think so Ranger." Whispered Legolas into Aragorn's ear.
Aragorn span round to come face to face with Legolas.
"What the?" spat Aragorn doing the double take thing.
"I can still take you both!" Screamed Aragorn drawing his sword.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Ranger." Said Legolas pressing his arrow into Aragorn's neck
"Three? How can this be?" Stammered Aragorn
"Well Galadriel isn't quite as talented as she says." Said Legolas
"Yes, but three of me is better than me with three heads." Added Legolas
"Any questions Aragorn?" Asked Legolas
"Yes, there is one thing I need to know." Said Aragorn
"Yes Ranger old bean." Said Legolas
"Where are your shirts?"
A/N: Now isn't three shitless Legolas a lot better than one. Sorry about the delay I started to write but my sister lost 20 pages from the chapter she's been working on and she had two pages of drafts to get through and that 20 pages was only a paragraph on her draft so she kicked me of the computer. If like the story let me know, if you don't then good for you, your not obliged to tell me so. Hope you like it because I did it in a rush coz school starts tomorrow, oh the bloody joy.