Here's a little more insanity. I'm not sure if it's actually funny, but,
*shrug* whatever. Enjoy!
Gophers
"VEGETA!! GET OUT HERE!!"
Vegeta covered his ears and winced. "I'm coming woman, you don't have to yell!" He wandered outside to find Bulma practically smoking at the ears with anger. "What did I do this time?"
Bulma pointed at the lawn, which was covered in holes. "How many times have I told you NOT TO TRAIN OUTSIDE?!!"
Vegeta was bewildered. "But. I didn't."
"Don't give me that! Just FIX IT!!" Bulma walked back into the CC building. "And you don't eat until that lawn is perfectly smooth, damnit!"
"But I." Vegeta sighed, it was no use trying to reason with the woman in this state. "Whatever, I'll fix it."
***
Two hours later, Vegeta stepped back and surveyed his handiwork. "Not bad," he complimented himself. "Now, I can finally eat." He headed back to the building, looking back at the lawn one last time.
What he saw made him stop dead in his tracks.
The lawn was once again covered with holes. And in each hole, there was a gopher. Staring at him. Mocking him.
***
Trunks walked into the kitchen, where Bulma was setting the table. "Mommy, I think Father's gone crazy."
Bulma turned to her young son. "What makes you say that, dear?"
"Well, he's blasting the lawn into itty bitty pieces, and he keeps saying something about gophers."
Bulma sighed. "Just like the penguin episode last month, huh?"
"Yup."
Bulma shook her head and went outside. "Vegeta!! There are no gophers out here! They don't even live in this part of the world!"
Vegeta continued firing. "They're out to get me, I tell you! A whole legion of gophers! Evil Gophers from HFIL, I tell you! HFIL!!!!!!!"
Bulma sighed. "Trunks, get the tranquilizer, please."
Trunks handed it to her. "Way ahead of you."
Bulma fired.
***
Vegeta woke up in CC's hospital wing a few days later. "I went insane again, didn't I?"
"Yes," Bulma said, "But we were able to restrain you before you did any serious damage."
Vegeta shook his head. "I don't know what got into me. Imagine," he laughed, "an army of gophers! Absurd!"
Bulma laughed. "Are you going to be okay?" Vegeta nodded. "Okay, then I'll go check in on Trunks."
Vegeta sighed and closed his eyes. Gophers. he thought, how stupid.
Shortly, he felt something jump on to his chest. Probably the cat. He opened his eyes and went to shoo the creature off.
And found himself face-to-face with an evil, bloodthirsty, gopher from HFIL.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Gophers
"VEGETA!! GET OUT HERE!!"
Vegeta covered his ears and winced. "I'm coming woman, you don't have to yell!" He wandered outside to find Bulma practically smoking at the ears with anger. "What did I do this time?"
Bulma pointed at the lawn, which was covered in holes. "How many times have I told you NOT TO TRAIN OUTSIDE?!!"
Vegeta was bewildered. "But. I didn't."
"Don't give me that! Just FIX IT!!" Bulma walked back into the CC building. "And you don't eat until that lawn is perfectly smooth, damnit!"
"But I." Vegeta sighed, it was no use trying to reason with the woman in this state. "Whatever, I'll fix it."
***
Two hours later, Vegeta stepped back and surveyed his handiwork. "Not bad," he complimented himself. "Now, I can finally eat." He headed back to the building, looking back at the lawn one last time.
What he saw made him stop dead in his tracks.
The lawn was once again covered with holes. And in each hole, there was a gopher. Staring at him. Mocking him.
***
Trunks walked into the kitchen, where Bulma was setting the table. "Mommy, I think Father's gone crazy."
Bulma turned to her young son. "What makes you say that, dear?"
"Well, he's blasting the lawn into itty bitty pieces, and he keeps saying something about gophers."
Bulma sighed. "Just like the penguin episode last month, huh?"
"Yup."
Bulma shook her head and went outside. "Vegeta!! There are no gophers out here! They don't even live in this part of the world!"
Vegeta continued firing. "They're out to get me, I tell you! A whole legion of gophers! Evil Gophers from HFIL, I tell you! HFIL!!!!!!!"
Bulma sighed. "Trunks, get the tranquilizer, please."
Trunks handed it to her. "Way ahead of you."
Bulma fired.
***
Vegeta woke up in CC's hospital wing a few days later. "I went insane again, didn't I?"
"Yes," Bulma said, "But we were able to restrain you before you did any serious damage."
Vegeta shook his head. "I don't know what got into me. Imagine," he laughed, "an army of gophers! Absurd!"
Bulma laughed. "Are you going to be okay?" Vegeta nodded. "Okay, then I'll go check in on Trunks."
Vegeta sighed and closed his eyes. Gophers. he thought, how stupid.
Shortly, he felt something jump on to his chest. Probably the cat. He opened his eyes and went to shoo the creature off.
And found himself face-to-face with an evil, bloodthirsty, gopher from HFIL.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!"