Okay, okay, okay, I give up. I admit it, I would give up my life for Ran-pyon, if I want to. But now, how about hearing some stuff from Miyu? Enjoy. Note: Profanity, X-rated stuff alert: Kids under 13: read at your own risk. Please do not flame me for this. This won't happen in GALS! anyway. Enjoy.
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Shibuya Poetry
Chapter 15:
Things you won't hear from…YAMAZAKI MIYU.
"Oh my god, they killed Yamato-kun! YOU BASTARDS!!!"
"Ran, get away from me, or else I'll knock your teeth out!"
"Yamato, I hate you soooooo much!"
"Now how am I going to get Team Resistance back together?"
"Oh Eagles…look who's coming to punch your light out…come out come out, wherever you are…"
"KA…ME…HA…ME…HA!!!" *hurls energy ball at Harue, who gets blown up into the exosphere*
"I wanna join the Eagles, but my mom won't let me."
"Shit, if only I had messed up my hair every day. Now I look too ladylike."
"I know who the hell I am. I'M THE BADDEST SONOFABITCH YOU EVER SAW!"
"I…got…up…first…I…win…Ran…"
(cracking her fists) "Hey, Koizumi-san, if you don't want to get beaten up by me, I say that you leave this cathouse NOW!"
Junichiro: (surrounded by enjo-kosai girls, stripped down to his boxers, drunk, holding a margarita class with a cherry on top) "Na…nani?"
"It's okay to do your enjo-kosai stuff, Aya. Just don't tell Ran, okay?"
"I want a divorce, Yamato-kun."
*sings after 5 drinks of sake* "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray, you'll never know ,dear, how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away…"
"This one's for Team Resistance."
"I hate my life."
"D-oh!"
"Don't have a cow, man."
"At my signal, unleash hell."
"You want Yamato-kun? YOU CAN'T HAVE YAMATO-KUN!"
"Hentai wo naosu!"
"In the name of Team Resistance, I will punish you."
"I think being a policewoman isn't so bad."
"Why am I anorexic? Geh…"
(sings) "Groovin…on a Sunday afternoon."
"Hmmm…I think my new song shouldn't be called 'I WILL'…"
"Someday, I hope Ran goes to hell."
"God dammit, why didn't I beat the living shit out of Ran? Fuck!" (stomps her feet, pouts.)
"Bite down hard!" (slaps Aya in the face so hard that she bleeds)
"I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you, Harue!"
"I could care less about the Eagles."
"OH MY GOD! THE EAGLES ARE IN TOWN!!!" (stars in Miyu's eyes)
Ran: So, what's your point? Maybe you need to take it easy!
"You're so cruel! But I like it."
"I guess I am an airport."
"Oh my god, they killed Ran! You bastards!"
(author: pretty X-rated here, incessessessesesesssessesesesestuousesus. Cover your eyes, kids.)
"Daisuki, Ran!"
Ran: Let go of me, you fucking lesbian! I hate you!
"Oh, come to me! Daisukiiiiiii!!!"
Ran: What the…mmmmmmmph! Miyu…stop it now! Get me out of here! (makes a run for the bathroom, but is immediately grabbed by Miyu) Wah! Why…(about to cry)
"No, Miyu does not want to stop. Miyu wants good lovin' and does not care for Yamato-kun!"
Ran (desperate like a dog, crying, getting bear-hugged): Aniki…help!!!!! (gets choked into submission) Mmmmmmmph!
Yamato (opens door): Ran, Miyu…what's going…what the f….Why are you two on the floor, naked? What's this…?
Taizou & Kiyoka: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?
Taizou: Ran, put on some clothes now! Miyu, you too!
Miyu (innocently still bear-hugging Ran): Um… we're just doing some…horseplay?
Yamato, Taizou, Kiyoka: (in blank stare) …can we join?
Ran: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHHHH!!!! (flails her arms)
(author: OMG, Ewwww!!! Worse than ecchi…)
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END CHAPTER 15.
Once again, please do not give me bad reviews for this. I'm begging you. It is meant to make you laugh, not sicken you out…
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Shibuya Poetry
Chapter 15:
Things you won't hear from…YAMAZAKI MIYU.
"Oh my god, they killed Yamato-kun! YOU BASTARDS!!!"
"Ran, get away from me, or else I'll knock your teeth out!"
"Yamato, I hate you soooooo much!"
"Now how am I going to get Team Resistance back together?"
"Oh Eagles…look who's coming to punch your light out…come out come out, wherever you are…"
"KA…ME…HA…ME…HA!!!" *hurls energy ball at Harue, who gets blown up into the exosphere*
"I wanna join the Eagles, but my mom won't let me."
"Shit, if only I had messed up my hair every day. Now I look too ladylike."
"I know who the hell I am. I'M THE BADDEST SONOFABITCH YOU EVER SAW!"
"I…got…up…first…I…win…Ran…"
(cracking her fists) "Hey, Koizumi-san, if you don't want to get beaten up by me, I say that you leave this cathouse NOW!"
Junichiro: (surrounded by enjo-kosai girls, stripped down to his boxers, drunk, holding a margarita class with a cherry on top) "Na…nani?"
"It's okay to do your enjo-kosai stuff, Aya. Just don't tell Ran, okay?"
"I want a divorce, Yamato-kun."
*sings after 5 drinks of sake* "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray, you'll never know ,dear, how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away…"
"This one's for Team Resistance."
"I hate my life."
"D-oh!"
"Don't have a cow, man."
"At my signal, unleash hell."
"You want Yamato-kun? YOU CAN'T HAVE YAMATO-KUN!"
"Hentai wo naosu!"
"In the name of Team Resistance, I will punish you."
"I think being a policewoman isn't so bad."
"Why am I anorexic? Geh…"
(sings) "Groovin…on a Sunday afternoon."
"Hmmm…I think my new song shouldn't be called 'I WILL'…"
"Someday, I hope Ran goes to hell."
"God dammit, why didn't I beat the living shit out of Ran? Fuck!" (stomps her feet, pouts.)
"Bite down hard!" (slaps Aya in the face so hard that she bleeds)
"I'm gonna make mincemeat out of you, Harue!"
"I could care less about the Eagles."
"OH MY GOD! THE EAGLES ARE IN TOWN!!!" (stars in Miyu's eyes)
Ran: So, what's your point? Maybe you need to take it easy!
"You're so cruel! But I like it."
"I guess I am an airport."
"Oh my god, they killed Ran! You bastards!"
(author: pretty X-rated here, incessessessesesesssessesesesestuousesus. Cover your eyes, kids.)
"Daisuki, Ran!"
Ran: Let go of me, you fucking lesbian! I hate you!
"Oh, come to me! Daisukiiiiiii!!!"
Ran: What the…mmmmmmmph! Miyu…stop it now! Get me out of here! (makes a run for the bathroom, but is immediately grabbed by Miyu) Wah! Why…(about to cry)
"No, Miyu does not want to stop. Miyu wants good lovin' and does not care for Yamato-kun!"
Ran (desperate like a dog, crying, getting bear-hugged): Aniki…help!!!!! (gets choked into submission) Mmmmmmmph!
Yamato (opens door): Ran, Miyu…what's going…what the f….Why are you two on the floor, naked? What's this…?
Taizou & Kiyoka: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?
Taizou: Ran, put on some clothes now! Miyu, you too!
Miyu (innocently still bear-hugging Ran): Um… we're just doing some…horseplay?
Yamato, Taizou, Kiyoka: (in blank stare) …can we join?
Ran: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHHHH!!!! (flails her arms)
(author: OMG, Ewwww!!! Worse than ecchi…)
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END CHAPTER 15.
Once again, please do not give me bad reviews for this. I'm begging you. It is meant to make you laugh, not sicken you out…