"Hey the lights went out!" " Duh Tara that's why it's dark!" "Why does it have to be dark?" So the Goblin King can make his entrance and Neo can pull up outside, of course! What is going on? "I am the Goblin King and you both have been wished away. Unfortunately, there is no room in the Underground, so you'll have to go into the..." (girls chorus) "NO NOT THAT!" "YES the Matrix sequel! Except in this case you'll have to be evil, ugly, and twins with bad dredlocks!" (poof) " There that works. Wait what have I done?! Now they can cause the earth to tip on it's side! that's not supposed to happen! What is ...." "I am the elf Legolas and I am to take you to Mirkwood to save you from sure distruction by these two idiots fighting over who get's to use you in a ploy to destroy the world! Now follow me and hop into this book..." "Wait, I'm not going in there! I want to stay here!"(Tara) "Hey she's right we got three hot guys let's pick one!" " I want the guy in the tights!" "Ok, I'll take the guy in the leather and... hey there's two with tights! Lets split him, 2 days at your house 2 days at mine!" "OK!" " We're not supposed to be divided up! We're supposed to battle over who get's you and who destroys the world!" "Oh well, we've decided and you've got no say in the matter beacuse you've got no power over us!" "Drat!" "And we can't stop the matrix yet because..." (all scream)NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! "Yes another sequel after this one hahahahahaha!"

ok we'll stop there.