Notes: Ok well here's the 2nd Chapter, Hoping its ok. I still trying to
write better, I'm not much of a writer but thought I'd have a go. Sorry if
there's many mistakes (someone mentioned punctuation) I've never been good
at that so sorry and the Anya thing. One of my friends is Anja and its how
we spell it here so sorry, came naturally, didn't check, though I made sure
they were all y's instead of j's. Again feedback appreciated (
Chapter 2: No more porn
Spike sat on the counter watching Buffy pace around the magic box a bit confused, wondering how he was going to get out of this, he was trying to hide the look of worry on his face. He couldn't loose his cool!!
She stopped pacing and turned to look at him an evil glint in her eye
"So. let's see" she drawled at him loving the way he was trying not to squirm
Spike currently still wondering what the hell he'd got himself into looked up at her trying his best to give her a smirk
"Firstly No sex!" she said while pointing a finger at him in a menacing way. "None whatsoever and Will can check" she stated smugly
Willow bolted up in surprise at this new information
"Huh?!"
"I meant through a spell, you can do that right," she asked reddening slightly and she quickly walked back to where Anya and Xander where sorting the conditions out
"Em well I don't know, I guess I could check. Maybe one of the newer spell books??" She replied a bit unsure.
Noticing no one seemed to care what he thought about the whole spell issue Spike spoke up
"I'd like to point out how much I don't like spells here! Tend to be a bit unpredictable and well." looks down "messy at times"
"This is going to be soooo good! Bleach boy without sex!" Laughed Xander from the corner, He'd never let him life this one down
"I'm surprised you're actually going to go without sex?" said Anya a bit in disgust yet slightly respectful "Any normal person would think there was something wrong with you" she stated
"Yeah but most people already think there's something wrong with Spike" Xander teased, throwing a grin Spike's way.
He was near running over and ripping Xander puny little head off but restrained himself and simply crossed his arms, no point getting a migraine over the whelp!
"Yeah yeah laugh it up, least im man enough to do it!" He jeered, was that really the best he could do he thought
"no..Your just stupid enough to agree to do it!" said Xander laughing at him
Spike glared at Xander, wishing he didn't have the stupid bloody chip, then he'd be able to brutally hurt him. Instead he feebly shot back
"Shut up!! ..Bricklayer!"
"Celibate boy!!!"
He wasn't going to win this but at least he could get the last word in
"Sod Off!"
Ha! Who got the last word there Harris! He thought to himslef
Xander chuckled to himself, this was going to be fun
Willow turned round and scowled at their bickering
"Shh!! Me and Buffy are thinking!!"
Buffy's head turned to face him and she read from the piece of paper her and Willow had devised,
"So let's see lent starts tomorrow, so from 1am tomorrow you...Spike, shall be without any form of sex, touching, relieving, watching, reading well looking or anyother ways that are linked to sex..and ..stuff"
She smiles at Spike and tried to hide her laughter
"I can't believe you're doing this!"
Spike simply mumbled and crossed his arms and replied
"me neither!"
As they all walked to spike's crypt, All with big smiles on their faces trying to suppress the laughter of what they're were up to, all except Spike of course
"I still don't see why you all have to come to my crypt" Spike tried in his best persuasive voice.like it would work!
Willow turned to Spike and blushed slightly
"like we said, we have to get rid of any porn stuff you have or .other thinks you could use.
Quickly turning from his gaze she quickened her pace to catch up with Buffy
Spike threw up his arms in desperation, and hurried to catch them up
"Well I can do it myself you know..an I don't fancy you guys rummaging through my stuff! Bloody private it what it is!" he said moaning to himself
Turning to Spike Buffy grinned evilly at him enjoying the slight look of panic on his face
"Well for one we don't trust you to do it and two we don't fancy it either but we gotta!! Because of well...the first reason" she said as she smiled at him, in a smug Ha! Got u this time! way
Dibs on the porn! Yelled Xander from the back getting elbowed by Anya "awoh!"
He whispered to her
"yeah dibs on the porn!" blurted Anya
The group all stopped as they reached Spike's crypt, Each wondering who should go in first. Buffy took the opportunity and burst through the door and strut in
Before he entered spike glared at Xander and Anya
"No one is getting my porn!! Specially not you too.. It'd be all bloody soiled when I got it back"
"Besides, It can stay with Buffy! Seeing as she's the only one with out a sexlife" he smirked at her
A shocked Buffy hit him
"Awoh!" why did she always go for the nose!
She stared at him angrily and looked at him, waiting for something
"well.."
Catching on Spike sighed and led the way to the lower part of the crypt cursing him self for getting into this.
Ok well I hope you guys liked this Chapter, Plz review tell me what you think. This is my first fanfic so feedback or tips are greatly appreciated.
Should I go on or spare myself the embarrassment?? ( Amy xxx
Chapter 2: No more porn
Spike sat on the counter watching Buffy pace around the magic box a bit confused, wondering how he was going to get out of this, he was trying to hide the look of worry on his face. He couldn't loose his cool!!
She stopped pacing and turned to look at him an evil glint in her eye
"So. let's see" she drawled at him loving the way he was trying not to squirm
Spike currently still wondering what the hell he'd got himself into looked up at her trying his best to give her a smirk
"Firstly No sex!" she said while pointing a finger at him in a menacing way. "None whatsoever and Will can check" she stated smugly
Willow bolted up in surprise at this new information
"Huh?!"
"I meant through a spell, you can do that right," she asked reddening slightly and she quickly walked back to where Anya and Xander where sorting the conditions out
"Em well I don't know, I guess I could check. Maybe one of the newer spell books??" She replied a bit unsure.
Noticing no one seemed to care what he thought about the whole spell issue Spike spoke up
"I'd like to point out how much I don't like spells here! Tend to be a bit unpredictable and well." looks down "messy at times"
"This is going to be soooo good! Bleach boy without sex!" Laughed Xander from the corner, He'd never let him life this one down
"I'm surprised you're actually going to go without sex?" said Anya a bit in disgust yet slightly respectful "Any normal person would think there was something wrong with you" she stated
"Yeah but most people already think there's something wrong with Spike" Xander teased, throwing a grin Spike's way.
He was near running over and ripping Xander puny little head off but restrained himself and simply crossed his arms, no point getting a migraine over the whelp!
"Yeah yeah laugh it up, least im man enough to do it!" He jeered, was that really the best he could do he thought
"no..Your just stupid enough to agree to do it!" said Xander laughing at him
Spike glared at Xander, wishing he didn't have the stupid bloody chip, then he'd be able to brutally hurt him. Instead he feebly shot back
"Shut up!! ..Bricklayer!"
"Celibate boy!!!"
He wasn't going to win this but at least he could get the last word in
"Sod Off!"
Ha! Who got the last word there Harris! He thought to himslef
Xander chuckled to himself, this was going to be fun
Willow turned round and scowled at their bickering
"Shh!! Me and Buffy are thinking!!"
Buffy's head turned to face him and she read from the piece of paper her and Willow had devised,
"So let's see lent starts tomorrow, so from 1am tomorrow you...Spike, shall be without any form of sex, touching, relieving, watching, reading well looking or anyother ways that are linked to sex..and ..stuff"
She smiles at Spike and tried to hide her laughter
"I can't believe you're doing this!"
Spike simply mumbled and crossed his arms and replied
"me neither!"
As they all walked to spike's crypt, All with big smiles on their faces trying to suppress the laughter of what they're were up to, all except Spike of course
"I still don't see why you all have to come to my crypt" Spike tried in his best persuasive voice.like it would work!
Willow turned to Spike and blushed slightly
"like we said, we have to get rid of any porn stuff you have or .other thinks you could use.
Quickly turning from his gaze she quickened her pace to catch up with Buffy
Spike threw up his arms in desperation, and hurried to catch them up
"Well I can do it myself you know..an I don't fancy you guys rummaging through my stuff! Bloody private it what it is!" he said moaning to himself
Turning to Spike Buffy grinned evilly at him enjoying the slight look of panic on his face
"Well for one we don't trust you to do it and two we don't fancy it either but we gotta!! Because of well...the first reason" she said as she smiled at him, in a smug Ha! Got u this time! way
Dibs on the porn! Yelled Xander from the back getting elbowed by Anya "awoh!"
He whispered to her
"yeah dibs on the porn!" blurted Anya
The group all stopped as they reached Spike's crypt, Each wondering who should go in first. Buffy took the opportunity and burst through the door and strut in
Before he entered spike glared at Xander and Anya
"No one is getting my porn!! Specially not you too.. It'd be all bloody soiled when I got it back"
"Besides, It can stay with Buffy! Seeing as she's the only one with out a sexlife" he smirked at her
A shocked Buffy hit him
"Awoh!" why did she always go for the nose!
She stared at him angrily and looked at him, waiting for something
"well.."
Catching on Spike sighed and led the way to the lower part of the crypt cursing him self for getting into this.
Ok well I hope you guys liked this Chapter, Plz review tell me what you think. This is my first fanfic so feedback or tips are greatly appreciated.
Should I go on or spare myself the embarrassment?? ( Amy xxx