"Watch where you put those hands, Elf-boy," I said when Legolas came over.
I would describe the walk to the stables, but as I was quite dizzy and half blind I couldn't really tell where we were going. When we got there though, Fred had his head sticking out of the stall. I tried to run to him, but I was still being propped up by Legolas and so I had to content myself with a faster hobble.
"Oh my baby," I cooed to him as I stroked his elegant cream-colored head. "How have they been treating you, precious?"
"Precious?!" Legolas asked. I ignored him.
"Where's his saddle and bridle?" I asked.
"Right here," he motioned towards the half wall that was the side of the stall. "We did not wish to disturb them without your consent."
"That was right polite of you. Though, that didn't seem to matter when you took my clothes." I smiled at him, while thinking Burn!
I opened one of my saddle-bags and pulled out my little red cell phone. I turned it on, planning to call Kendra, or Kristen, or someone who'd explain all this to me. As it beeped on I noticed Legolas gawking at it.
"What are you looking at?"
"Pardon me. Milady," he said, still staring at it. "I have not seen such a thing in all my long years. Pray tell, what is it?"
"A cell phone." I answered skeptically as I began to dial. But it appeared that I was out of my range for it was blinking NO SERVICE. That was when I realized that was no small prank, or even a large one for that matter. I was actually there. With an Elf in tights and bearded dwarf in place called Rohan.
"Oh, crap." I muttered.
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I would describe the walk to the stables, but as I was quite dizzy and half blind I couldn't really tell where we were going. When we got there though, Fred had his head sticking out of the stall. I tried to run to him, but I was still being propped up by Legolas and so I had to content myself with a faster hobble.
"Oh my baby," I cooed to him as I stroked his elegant cream-colored head. "How have they been treating you, precious?"
"Precious?!" Legolas asked. I ignored him.
"Where's his saddle and bridle?" I asked.
"Right here," he motioned towards the half wall that was the side of the stall. "We did not wish to disturb them without your consent."
"That was right polite of you. Though, that didn't seem to matter when you took my clothes." I smiled at him, while thinking Burn!
I opened one of my saddle-bags and pulled out my little red cell phone. I turned it on, planning to call Kendra, or Kristen, or someone who'd explain all this to me. As it beeped on I noticed Legolas gawking at it.
"What are you looking at?"
"Pardon me. Milady," he said, still staring at it. "I have not seen such a thing in all my long years. Pray tell, what is it?"
"A cell phone." I answered skeptically as I began to dial. But it appeared that I was out of my range for it was blinking NO SERVICE. That was when I realized that was no small prank, or even a large one for that matter. I was actually there. With an Elf in tights and bearded dwarf in place called Rohan.
"Oh, crap." I muttered.
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