So you people liked the first chapter, huh? Can't say I'm unhappy about
THAT. Like I said, I get reviews and I'll update. (Even if I've only gotten
a few so far) STILL-MY HOPE GOES ON!!!!!!
Chapter 2: The Start of Something Rotten
"Hello?" A voice seemed to call from far away.
Vegeta stirred slowly, his eyelids flickering in response to that odd voice, that terribly odd, annoying voice...
Was Goku's. "HIYA!!!!!!" Goku screamed, causing Vegeta to wince in pain. "You fell asleep while I was talking to you, so I decided to try and wake you up out here!"
"What the fuck are you doing in my house?!" Vegeta growled. "Where's that infernal woman and her stupid brat?!"
"Why do you keep on adding the same symbols after what you're saying?" Goku asked with a cocked head.
Hissing nasty phrases, Vegeta sat up and pushed Goku away. Why was his house so cold?! WHY?! Vegeta looked down and it slowly dawned on him.
He was naked.
And not just that..
He was naked WHILE Goku was staring stupidly at him.
But even worse still..
Vegeta could still hear the shower..
That was on...
And flooding the house.
This was going to be a long month.
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-The Next Day-
"That'll be 50 bucks, buddy."
"50 dollars?! ARE YOU TRYING TO ROB ME BLIND, MAN?!" Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs.
The plumber rolled his eyes. "Will you shut up? I already told you how much it was going to cost before I started."
"LIES-LIES!!!!!!!"
The plumber frowned. "It's not my fault you flooded your own house like a complete ass, Mr. Vegetable."
Vegeta twitched. "What did you call me?"
"Mr. Vegetable," The plumber said matter-of-factly.
"MY NAME IS-"
"VEGGIE-CHAN!!!!" Goku shrieked with joy.
Vegeta shuddered and turned. "How did you get out of the CLOSET?!" He screamed in frustration.
"I blew the door up," Goku said with a dumb smile.
"YOU WHAT?!"
"Actually, I blew half of the house up..but I didn't mean to!" Goku said with a bowed head.
Vegeta bit his tongue and tried not to scream.
"Didja know you're out of food, Vegeta?"
Vegeta's face reddened, but he kept his mouth shut. DEEP BREATHING, DEEP BREATHING...
"And I ate all the toilet paper, which was soggy anyway, 'cuz there was nothing left."
His face looked like a tomato.
"But I guess what I'm trying to say is.." "That'll be 50 bucks," The plumber interjected, and was incinerated.
Goku blinked, then squealed, "PAPER!!!!" As he stuffed the plumber's bill into his mouth.
Energy swirled around Vegeta as he looked down at the grease spot on his sidewalk.
Goku looked at Vegeta and said in a muffled, paper-eating voice, "Does this mean we don't have to pay?"
Vegeta sighed and began massaging his temples, as he walked back into the house. "I guess."
The Sayian Prince tried to sit on the couch, but he noticed how very burnt and not-there it was. Blink blink. "KAKKOROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kayfig: **bows head** I know that wasn't super long, but you'll have to bare with me for now!!!!
Vegeta: What's with you and excuses, woman?!
Kayfig: What's with you and exclamation points, Vegeta?!
Vegeta: ...I can't help what the author makes me do.
Kayfig: How sad for you.
Vegeta: Grrrrrrrrrr......**twitch**
I'll crank out the next chapter SOOOOOOON!!!!!
Byes-
~Kayfig
Chapter 2: The Start of Something Rotten
"Hello?" A voice seemed to call from far away.
Vegeta stirred slowly, his eyelids flickering in response to that odd voice, that terribly odd, annoying voice...
Was Goku's. "HIYA!!!!!!" Goku screamed, causing Vegeta to wince in pain. "You fell asleep while I was talking to you, so I decided to try and wake you up out here!"
"What the fuck are you doing in my house?!" Vegeta growled. "Where's that infernal woman and her stupid brat?!"
"Why do you keep on adding the same symbols after what you're saying?" Goku asked with a cocked head.
Hissing nasty phrases, Vegeta sat up and pushed Goku away. Why was his house so cold?! WHY?! Vegeta looked down and it slowly dawned on him.
He was naked.
And not just that..
He was naked WHILE Goku was staring stupidly at him.
But even worse still..
Vegeta could still hear the shower..
That was on...
And flooding the house.
This was going to be a long month.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-The Next Day-
"That'll be 50 bucks, buddy."
"50 dollars?! ARE YOU TRYING TO ROB ME BLIND, MAN?!" Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs.
The plumber rolled his eyes. "Will you shut up? I already told you how much it was going to cost before I started."
"LIES-LIES!!!!!!!"
The plumber frowned. "It's not my fault you flooded your own house like a complete ass, Mr. Vegetable."
Vegeta twitched. "What did you call me?"
"Mr. Vegetable," The plumber said matter-of-factly.
"MY NAME IS-"
"VEGGIE-CHAN!!!!" Goku shrieked with joy.
Vegeta shuddered and turned. "How did you get out of the CLOSET?!" He screamed in frustration.
"I blew the door up," Goku said with a dumb smile.
"YOU WHAT?!"
"Actually, I blew half of the house up..but I didn't mean to!" Goku said with a bowed head.
Vegeta bit his tongue and tried not to scream.
"Didja know you're out of food, Vegeta?"
Vegeta's face reddened, but he kept his mouth shut. DEEP BREATHING, DEEP BREATHING...
"And I ate all the toilet paper, which was soggy anyway, 'cuz there was nothing left."
His face looked like a tomato.
"But I guess what I'm trying to say is.." "That'll be 50 bucks," The plumber interjected, and was incinerated.
Goku blinked, then squealed, "PAPER!!!!" As he stuffed the plumber's bill into his mouth.
Energy swirled around Vegeta as he looked down at the grease spot on his sidewalk.
Goku looked at Vegeta and said in a muffled, paper-eating voice, "Does this mean we don't have to pay?"
Vegeta sighed and began massaging his temples, as he walked back into the house. "I guess."
The Sayian Prince tried to sit on the couch, but he noticed how very burnt and not-there it was. Blink blink. "KAKKOROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kayfig: **bows head** I know that wasn't super long, but you'll have to bare with me for now!!!!
Vegeta: What's with you and excuses, woman?!
Kayfig: What's with you and exclamation points, Vegeta?!
Vegeta: ...I can't help what the author makes me do.
Kayfig: How sad for you.
Vegeta: Grrrrrrrrrr......**twitch**
I'll crank out the next chapter SOOOOOOON!!!!!
Byes-
~Kayfig