Another day, another chapter.
Disclaimer: To own DBZ or to not own DBZ? Well I don't, so why am I asking? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 4: If You Only Knew
"You're lagging behind, Vegeta!" Goku called from up front.
"Oh.....right. BE THERE IN A MOMENT!" The Sayian prince called as he increased his flying speed.
Once Vegeta was level with Goku, the third-class warrior turned to his adversary. "Why do you need to go to the store again?"
Vegeta frowned in thought, then looked back at Kakkarot. "To get bread."
Goku almost fell out of the sky. "TO GET BREAD?!"
"What?" Vegeta demanded, looking away as his face reddened slightly.
"YOU'RE GOING TO THE STORE TO GET **BREAD** AND YOU WERE ACCUSING **ME** OF EATING TOO MUCH?!"
"How is getting bread eating too much?!" Vegeta snarled at Goku.
Goku crossed his arms and stuck out his tongue. "It's the principle of the thing."
"WHAT PRINCIPLE?! WHY SHOULD IT MATTER IF I GET CRAPPY BREAD OR NOT?!"
Goku gasped and covered his mouth.
"WHAT?!" Vegeta screamed at him, half out of frustration and half out of panic.
"You said a bad word, Veggie-chan," Goku whispered.
Stare. "What are you talking about you fool?!"
"YOU SAID THE "C" WORD!"
There was a long pause as Vegeta swallowed the information. "You mean to tell me you consider it offensive when someone says the word--"
"DON'T SAY IT!!!!" Goku cried, cringing in fear.
"When someone utters-"
"NO!!!!!!!" Goku screeched as he went into spasms.
"But what if someone needs to take a-"
"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed at the top of his lungs, going Super Sayian in the process.
Vegeta smiled, as he backed away a bit. "You are extremely fun to upset, Kakkarot."
Breathing heavily, Goku returned to his normal state, and glared at Vegeta. "That wasn't very funny."
Vegeta's smile widened. "I actually found it to be very amusing."
Glare.
Smile.
"Jerk."
"Baby."
"Meanie."
"Crap."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta walked down the produce aisle slowly, eyes scanning for kiwi, all the while praying Goku would remain occupied long enough in the dairy section.
Suddenly.........
"CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 12.......SOME NUT IS ATTACKING ALL THE MILK CARTONS!!!"
Vegeta cringed and tried to ignore the announcement. Maybe if he was lucky it wouldn't be Goku.....and the kiwi, the all-knowing kiwi was better than a brain-dead, black-haired weirdo, anyday.
But fate would not give this guy a rest because Goku tore down the produce aisle, threw a carton of milk into the air, screamed "NO LONGER SHALL YOU MOCK ME MILKY ADVERSARY!!", then blew the milk into a thousand evil fragments.
Vegeta blinked, picked up the kiwi, and held tightly to the bread.
His life was so screwed up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta sat on the balcony, tender ebony eyes clinging to the fading sun, his heart aching for his mate and his only son. It seemed like such a long time since he'd last seen them.
He missed them so much.
Tears cascaded like rain, and Goku watched in silence.......an uninvited guest of Vegeta's pain. The sun set on Capsule Corp. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Vegeta," Goku whispered into the darkness.
"Yes?"
"Do you want to change your life?"
Vegeta felt a ripple of shock rush through his body. It was so cold here....so very cold.
"Do you want to change your heart?"
Vegeta could say nothing, the image of Goku fading into daybreak.
'It was a dream,' He thought. 'Merely a dream created by stress and confusion.'
Still........he couldn't shake the memory of his words.
"Do you want to change your life?"
What could that possibly mean? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vegeta: Don't you know this is supposed to be a humor fic?
Kayfig: **long sigh** Yeah, but I just read something really sad and depressing.....it made me think of Kyra.
Pan: Who? (See--you appeared!)
Kayfig: My friend. **sighs and sits down**
Vegeta: What's wrong with you? You're making my brain hurt!
Kayfig: -_- Nuttin....I'm gonna get with the program again though!
Vegeta: Please do! No wait.......don't. **groans** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta sat down at the table and ate Captain Crunch in silence.......for a little while at least.
"I SAW YOU CRYING YESTERDAY!!!" Goku screamed at the top of his lungs, shattering the bowl that contained Vegeta's food in the process.
Vegeta stared at the remainder of the milk, food, and bowl, his breathing growing heavier.
"Are you going into cardiac arrest?" Goku queried in concern. " 'Cuz if you are, I think I learned something in Health class that could help."
"Did they teach you how to call 911?" Vegeta snarled, standing slowly.
Goku thought for a moment. "I think so.....don't you just dial 9-7-12 or something?"
Ignoring his last comment, Vegeta turned, his face a violent red color. "Well they had better have, because you'll need medical attention once I'm finished killing you!!!!!"
Goku snorted. "No I won't, silly!"
Vegeta took a step closer, and the house began shaking on it's foundations as the Sayian Prince powered up.
Completely oblivious, Goku brightly stated, "I'd need a morgue then!"
Vegeta began powering up a massive Galic Gun as his foolish prey stood stupidly mumbling to himself.
"I think I'd need a coffin too!"
The energy blast grew bigger.......
"Or at least some aspirin......"
And more tremendous......
"Why, I haven't even written a will yet!"
Until finally, the blast was the size of the now non-existent kitchen, and nearly half of the living room....
And Vegeta would have thrown it too, if Goku hadn't managed to save his measly life with one, innocent comment.
"And...." Goku looked at his alleged foe. "In my will, I would make sure everyone knew what a strong, yet tender father and friend you are."
Vegeta stared stupidly, the blast dwindling down into nothing.
Goku smiled. "My will would be the bestest one in the whole world......you wanna know why?"
"W-why?" Vegeta asked, a mixture of confusion and inner turmoil on his face.
" 'Cuz you would be part of it." Goku said as he gently smiled and encircled the shocked Vegeta in his arms.
Blink.
A thousand thoughts ran through Vegeta's stunned mind.
"I'm glad that we're friends," Goku whispered.
Vegeta blinked a second time, then shoved Goku away. "W-we're not." His expression hardened into the same cold, icy exterior. "Don't ever think for a second that you mean ANYTHING to me," The prince snarled as he walked away from his so-called enemy.
Goku watched Vegeta leave, smiling sadly. "If you only knew...." He whispered softly, as he turned to exit the house. "If you only knew, how much I know you, Vegeta."
And with that......he was gone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta: That wasn't much of an improvement.........still really depressing.
Kayfig: Ah, correct you are-- but it's part of the plot development.
Vegeta: Hmph, I wouldn't have been such an ass if he hadn't hugged me.
Kayfig: Come on.........'ya know you liked it. *nudges Vegeta*
Vegeta: **blushes** NO WAY--ARE YOU INSANE, WOMAN?!
Kayfig: **gives the question serious thought** Why yes.......yes, I am.
Vegeta: **sweatdrop** Are you gonna change this to yaoi (gay love) now too?
Kayfig: **shakes head** Nah, I've never really gone for that sort of thing. I just want you to have friends........
Vegeta: Ain't gonna happen.
Kayfig: We'll see about that! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Vegeta: **edges away** Please don't laugh like that.......you're making me nervous.
Kayfig: **grin**
I'll write a longer chapter later, I PROMISE!!!!
~Kayfig ~_^
Disclaimer: To own DBZ or to not own DBZ? Well I don't, so why am I asking? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 4: If You Only Knew
"You're lagging behind, Vegeta!" Goku called from up front.
"Oh.....right. BE THERE IN A MOMENT!" The Sayian prince called as he increased his flying speed.
Once Vegeta was level with Goku, the third-class warrior turned to his adversary. "Why do you need to go to the store again?"
Vegeta frowned in thought, then looked back at Kakkarot. "To get bread."
Goku almost fell out of the sky. "TO GET BREAD?!"
"What?" Vegeta demanded, looking away as his face reddened slightly.
"YOU'RE GOING TO THE STORE TO GET **BREAD** AND YOU WERE ACCUSING **ME** OF EATING TOO MUCH?!"
"How is getting bread eating too much?!" Vegeta snarled at Goku.
Goku crossed his arms and stuck out his tongue. "It's the principle of the thing."
"WHAT PRINCIPLE?! WHY SHOULD IT MATTER IF I GET CRAPPY BREAD OR NOT?!"
Goku gasped and covered his mouth.
"WHAT?!" Vegeta screamed at him, half out of frustration and half out of panic.
"You said a bad word, Veggie-chan," Goku whispered.
Stare. "What are you talking about you fool?!"
"YOU SAID THE "C" WORD!"
There was a long pause as Vegeta swallowed the information. "You mean to tell me you consider it offensive when someone says the word--"
"DON'T SAY IT!!!!" Goku cried, cringing in fear.
"When someone utters-"
"NO!!!!!!!" Goku screeched as he went into spasms.
"But what if someone needs to take a-"
"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!" Goku screamed at the top of his lungs, going Super Sayian in the process.
Vegeta smiled, as he backed away a bit. "You are extremely fun to upset, Kakkarot."
Breathing heavily, Goku returned to his normal state, and glared at Vegeta. "That wasn't very funny."
Vegeta's smile widened. "I actually found it to be very amusing."
Glare.
Smile.
"Jerk."
"Baby."
"Meanie."
"Crap."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta walked down the produce aisle slowly, eyes scanning for kiwi, all the while praying Goku would remain occupied long enough in the dairy section.
Suddenly.........
"CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 12.......SOME NUT IS ATTACKING ALL THE MILK CARTONS!!!"
Vegeta cringed and tried to ignore the announcement. Maybe if he was lucky it wouldn't be Goku.....and the kiwi, the all-knowing kiwi was better than a brain-dead, black-haired weirdo, anyday.
But fate would not give this guy a rest because Goku tore down the produce aisle, threw a carton of milk into the air, screamed "NO LONGER SHALL YOU MOCK ME MILKY ADVERSARY!!", then blew the milk into a thousand evil fragments.
Vegeta blinked, picked up the kiwi, and held tightly to the bread.
His life was so screwed up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta sat on the balcony, tender ebony eyes clinging to the fading sun, his heart aching for his mate and his only son. It seemed like such a long time since he'd last seen them.
He missed them so much.
Tears cascaded like rain, and Goku watched in silence.......an uninvited guest of Vegeta's pain. The sun set on Capsule Corp. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Vegeta," Goku whispered into the darkness.
"Yes?"
"Do you want to change your life?"
Vegeta felt a ripple of shock rush through his body. It was so cold here....so very cold.
"Do you want to change your heart?"
Vegeta could say nothing, the image of Goku fading into daybreak.
'It was a dream,' He thought. 'Merely a dream created by stress and confusion.'
Still........he couldn't shake the memory of his words.
"Do you want to change your life?"
What could that possibly mean? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vegeta: Don't you know this is supposed to be a humor fic?
Kayfig: **long sigh** Yeah, but I just read something really sad and depressing.....it made me think of Kyra.
Pan: Who? (See--you appeared!)
Kayfig: My friend. **sighs and sits down**
Vegeta: What's wrong with you? You're making my brain hurt!
Kayfig: -_- Nuttin....I'm gonna get with the program again though!
Vegeta: Please do! No wait.......don't. **groans** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta sat down at the table and ate Captain Crunch in silence.......for a little while at least.
"I SAW YOU CRYING YESTERDAY!!!" Goku screamed at the top of his lungs, shattering the bowl that contained Vegeta's food in the process.
Vegeta stared at the remainder of the milk, food, and bowl, his breathing growing heavier.
"Are you going into cardiac arrest?" Goku queried in concern. " 'Cuz if you are, I think I learned something in Health class that could help."
"Did they teach you how to call 911?" Vegeta snarled, standing slowly.
Goku thought for a moment. "I think so.....don't you just dial 9-7-12 or something?"
Ignoring his last comment, Vegeta turned, his face a violent red color. "Well they had better have, because you'll need medical attention once I'm finished killing you!!!!!"
Goku snorted. "No I won't, silly!"
Vegeta took a step closer, and the house began shaking on it's foundations as the Sayian Prince powered up.
Completely oblivious, Goku brightly stated, "I'd need a morgue then!"
Vegeta began powering up a massive Galic Gun as his foolish prey stood stupidly mumbling to himself.
"I think I'd need a coffin too!"
The energy blast grew bigger.......
"Or at least some aspirin......"
And more tremendous......
"Why, I haven't even written a will yet!"
Until finally, the blast was the size of the now non-existent kitchen, and nearly half of the living room....
And Vegeta would have thrown it too, if Goku hadn't managed to save his measly life with one, innocent comment.
"And...." Goku looked at his alleged foe. "In my will, I would make sure everyone knew what a strong, yet tender father and friend you are."
Vegeta stared stupidly, the blast dwindling down into nothing.
Goku smiled. "My will would be the bestest one in the whole world......you wanna know why?"
"W-why?" Vegeta asked, a mixture of confusion and inner turmoil on his face.
" 'Cuz you would be part of it." Goku said as he gently smiled and encircled the shocked Vegeta in his arms.
Blink.
A thousand thoughts ran through Vegeta's stunned mind.
"I'm glad that we're friends," Goku whispered.
Vegeta blinked a second time, then shoved Goku away. "W-we're not." His expression hardened into the same cold, icy exterior. "Don't ever think for a second that you mean ANYTHING to me," The prince snarled as he walked away from his so-called enemy.
Goku watched Vegeta leave, smiling sadly. "If you only knew...." He whispered softly, as he turned to exit the house. "If you only knew, how much I know you, Vegeta."
And with that......he was gone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta: That wasn't much of an improvement.........still really depressing.
Kayfig: Ah, correct you are-- but it's part of the plot development.
Vegeta: Hmph, I wouldn't have been such an ass if he hadn't hugged me.
Kayfig: Come on.........'ya know you liked it. *nudges Vegeta*
Vegeta: **blushes** NO WAY--ARE YOU INSANE, WOMAN?!
Kayfig: **gives the question serious thought** Why yes.......yes, I am.
Vegeta: **sweatdrop** Are you gonna change this to yaoi (gay love) now too?
Kayfig: **shakes head** Nah, I've never really gone for that sort of thing. I just want you to have friends........
Vegeta: Ain't gonna happen.
Kayfig: We'll see about that! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Vegeta: **edges away** Please don't laugh like that.......you're making me nervous.
Kayfig: **grin**
I'll write a longer chapter later, I PROMISE!!!!
~Kayfig ~_^