Hello All,

I am back again, by a rather shocking public demand. I must say that I was rather surprised to receive so many wonderful and complimentary reviews. I was *so* nervous about putting this fic up and claiming that it was a humour piece, when I didn't know if anyone was actually going to find it funny. I am *very* glad to know that you guys enjoyed it, and wanted more. So, I have taken up the keyboard once again after being highly amused by a follow up thought to what led to this one's creation. I don't know if you are going to find this one as funny as the first chapter, but it tickled me, so one can hope.

Thank you all those who reviewed. It was much appreciated and has given me the confidence I needed to sit down and write up the follow up. Thankies muchly for the fantastic support, seeing that I got 22 reviews for one chapter of writing made my day like never before. Thank you for brightening my day, I only hope that I can repay the favour with this.

Hope you all like it.

In response to my wonderful reviews:-

Feanen - Thank you for taking the time to be the first person to review me, and for making it a positive one. It is muchly appreciated. **huggles**

TrinityC - Glad you liked it! I agree, it is very satisfying to see Arwen and Eowyn put in their place and told they can *not* have Aragorn. Hehehehe. They don't deserve him in my opinion!

Death Scribe - I've never thought about it that way before, but now that I do, I realise that you are *so* right!!! He is like the perfect mix of the few good traits of Arwen and Eowyn rolled into one, and then some, but a whole lot less annoying. I have always thought he was perfect for Aragorn, but now I know why! =)

Kywraith - Hmmmm, am highly disturbed now that I have the image you have given me floating around in my head. I only do male slash, no femslash, though I think that it is a very good idea, and encourage you to go ahead with it. You may even pinch my dialogue if you want it, as long as you credit me for it and let me know, you are welcome to take this fic where I cannot.

Earendilstar - Hello again Earen dearest. Glad to see that you are following this one to. Always nice to know that someone checks out your other works as well, and of course, it is always lovely to hear from you!!!! Interesting idea of it being Aragorn telling them, that thought never even occurred to me, which is rather odd me thinks as it could have been rather good. Never mind =) As for your lemon suggestion, this is only my second LotR slash - though I do have about 9 slash pieces under my belt from another fandom - and I do not think I am ready to cross the line into lemon writing just yet. I would only make a hideous mess of it. Though, if I ever do decide to try my hand at it, I will let you know ;) Great to hear from you again sweetie!

Minka - I have read some of your work, and despite the anti-Aragorn nature of it, I liked it a lot. Keep up all the good work - I can't remember whether I reviewed it or if I was too lazy to sign in so and do it. But either way, love it. Keep on at it. I can not say that I agree with you dislike of Aragorn, though I am very impressed with my little gold star **wears it and smiles proudly like she is still in nursery** I am glad that I could brighten up your day with my weird humor, and have written more as you have demanded as I do not wish to be breathed on with icky germs. Cannot be ill, have another fic to finish!!!! Love the evil laugh btw!!! Cheers for the review sweetie =) Hopes ya likes this.

Shauna - Thankies muchly darling for checking this one out and reviewing me. Your support is a much needed kick up the arse to keep going with this one and my other L/A project. Glad you liked this one as well, and as I'm sure you've guessed, I *totally* agree that A/L is the best paring of LotR!!

Ithildin - Love your fic immensely. Can't remember if I have reviewed it, or whether I am still meaning to. Either way, I love it, I love them all, I want more!!!! Thankies for the support, I am glad I could get such a hyper reaction out of you. It has made my day. Take care. Lay off the sugar ;)

Mini Moo - Glad you liked. I will apologies to Boromir and the horn of Gondor as soon as I steal it back from the Biology department who seem to be holding it captive and setting it off randomly during our lessons. Eeeek! I am offended that you accuse me of being predictable!!!! **looks hurt** But you know that Aragorn and Legolas belong together, In the Heart of Battle will soon win you over to my way of thinking..**evil laughter Riff-Raff style**

Mindfreak - Yes, I can tell you that my pen name is a VC reference, to the one and only Armand - though I will confess he is not my fave character, he is one of my top fave's in the chrons. The reason why I chose this as my pen name is because I love the idea that he is the BIGGEST oxymoron you could ever come across. Vampire that kills mercilessly every night to live, in the body of a 17 year old boy with the face of an innocent angel. I think it is the best. As Lestat said 'Liar with the face of a choirboy.' - as you may be able to tell the VC are my biggest obsession, and I can quote them randomly, and not so randomly. If you are at all interested in some **coughs** VC work of mine **coughs** e-mail me at: Botticelli_Angel@darksites.com not that I have any of course **looks innocently at Anne's lawyers** I take it that seeing as you recognized this, you are also a fan...well, after all that I hope you are! =)

Elvish Lady - As I have said in my other fic, I would love to e-mail you, but I am a bit unclear as to what you're e-mail address actually is. Please either e-mail me at mine (as seen in Minka) or put it in another review. Thankies muchly for the wonderful words.

Orlandoinabedsheet - now that is an image that will have me drooling for a while ;) !!!!! Thankies for the words of kindness. I also loved the idea of Legolas being completely confidednt in his statement, so I have carried his confidence on a bit. Hope you enjoy.

Achika-chan , Tini_Angel, Lilypotter, TaiYama/AraLego Captor Sophie, Tica, Katherine, Ruby Moon, Orlijah rentboi and trustingfriendship - Couldn't not give you all a personal mention. Thank you all so much for you reviews, they meant a whole lot to me, they really did. Thank you all for your kind comments and A/L support. Hope that you enjoy the next two installments.

Thank you every one!!!! Hope you enjoy, please review the next chapters and I will love you forever. I want to hear from you all again, and new readers too. I *NEED* to hear from you, or I will be forced to go hide in a corner ;)

Botticelli Angel