Argument.
Part II
A/N: Okay, so I gave in and wrote another chapter, well actually I wrote two more chapters. Mainly because this one was written because I was going to be beaten with a red-hot iron by Mini Moo if I didn't do this one, and needed to set things straight again so did a third. I know I am gibbering and not making a whole lot of sense - as always - but the reasons for the third chapter will become apparent. Though I would like to say that this chapter is all Mini Moo's fault, as I told her about the random idea that amused me and she threatened to severely maim me if I didn't write and post it. Please read my authors notes at the end of this for my full explanation, especially all those A/L fans and then read the third chapter, then you will be happy. I PROMISE!!!!!
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Legolas smiled as Arwen and Eowyn turned and stared at him in shock. The look on their faces was priceless. It was something that he would definitely remember for the rest of his days. He had to admit to taking a certain amount of joy in putting the two females in their place and finally being able to claim Aragorn as his own.
After allowing himself his moment of pleasure from their response, he turned around and headed out of the library once again, only to be quickly followed by the woman and she-elf who had managed to shake themselves out of their state of shock.
Arwen grabbed Legolas' arm and turned him around sharply to face her.
"What exactly do you mean by that Legolas?" She hissed venomously at the still smirking Prince of Mirkwood.
"I meant exactly what I said Arwen. I think you will find that Aragorn is mine."
Arwen suddenly let out a very obviously forced, and somewhat pained laugh. "Ah Legolas, how you and your little jokes amuse me so."
Legolas laughed along with Arwen until they had both finished the little charade, and then his face became serious and confident once more. "But this is not one of them."
"What?" Arwen hissed.
"This my fair Arwen is no joke. Aragorn is mine."
"Your humour wears thin upon me Greenleaf. Now cease this."
"There is no humour here Lady Arwen, I shall say it this once more. Aragorn is mine."
Arwen was almost red with fury. "I tire of hearing that phrase Legolas. It would do you well not to utter it again."
"If you do not wish me to utter such words again Arwen, then you must not force me to."
"I force you to say no such thing!"
"In my questioning Lady Arwen I must reveal the truth."
"You reveal petty lies. You know just as well as Eowyn that Aragorn is bound to me. He is mine!"
"Was bound to you Arwen, was bound to you."
"Legolas, I will stand for this no further! Speak the truth on this matter and I shall be kind enough to grant you my forgiveness."
"I cannot speak the truth Arwen." Legolas replied with yet another smirk playing across his lips.
"And why not?" Arwen demanded in response.
"For my truthful answer is the words you bade me not to utter."
"Those words are lies. Poison!"
Legolas feigned distress. "Arwen, your words wound me. I am most distressed that you would think so ill of me."
"Do not play games with me Legolas. Renounce claims that you have made on Aragorn and recognise that he is mine, and I shall consider not banishing you from Rivendell."
"I play no games. I shall admit that Aragorn was once yours, but now he is mine."
"You are a fool to be so confident, for you are wrong."
"I am confident because I am sure that it I who holds his heart. It is your confidence that is misplace, Evenstar."
"He. Is. Mine!" Arwen raged, each word emphasised.
"*Was* yours Arwen, he *was* yours. He is now *mine*." Legolas replied with a confident grin.
Arwen was once again about to spit a reply at Legolas but was interrupted by a gruff laugh.
"I think you'll find that Aragorn is mine."
Both Legolas and Arwen turned round wide-eyed.
"Gimili!"
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Is Aragon a male slut? Is Gimili telling the truth? Is Aragorn the Fellowship bike? Is Gimili just fantasising? Will Arwen kill them all? Is Legolas delusional? Who actually knows???????
to be continued...
A/N: I would once again like to state that all is not what it appears to be. It is *still* an Aragorn/Legolas fic. I promise. All you have to do it go to the next chapter to find it, and the truth will be revealed.
And now, all will be explained:
I decided that I would conform to your wishes and so a sequel. And while having random thoughts, the above idea popped into my head amused me for a long while and then I promptly banished it. Somehow, I ended up telling Mini Moo about it, and she badgered me until I agreed to write it as she found it hysterical. I find it highly disturbing that there is actually some one out there whose sense of humour is as twisted as mine!!! So, now under the threat of death this has been posted, but so has the following chapter for myself and the rest of you guys who I know will need more and an explanation.
Loves you all, please read the next one and all will be revealed!!!!!
Oh, as a side note. I am aware that Eowyn didn't actually say anything. I guess she just stood there watching in shock and humour. I'm not all that bothered with her now, hehehe :D
Botticelli Angel
A/N: Okay, so I gave in and wrote another chapter, well actually I wrote two more chapters. Mainly because this one was written because I was going to be beaten with a red-hot iron by Mini Moo if I didn't do this one, and needed to set things straight again so did a third. I know I am gibbering and not making a whole lot of sense - as always - but the reasons for the third chapter will become apparent. Though I would like to say that this chapter is all Mini Moo's fault, as I told her about the random idea that amused me and she threatened to severely maim me if I didn't write and post it. Please read my authors notes at the end of this for my full explanation, especially all those A/L fans and then read the third chapter, then you will be happy. I PROMISE!!!!!
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Legolas smiled as Arwen and Eowyn turned and stared at him in shock. The look on their faces was priceless. It was something that he would definitely remember for the rest of his days. He had to admit to taking a certain amount of joy in putting the two females in their place and finally being able to claim Aragorn as his own.
After allowing himself his moment of pleasure from their response, he turned around and headed out of the library once again, only to be quickly followed by the woman and she-elf who had managed to shake themselves out of their state of shock.
Arwen grabbed Legolas' arm and turned him around sharply to face her.
"What exactly do you mean by that Legolas?" She hissed venomously at the still smirking Prince of Mirkwood.
"I meant exactly what I said Arwen. I think you will find that Aragorn is mine."
Arwen suddenly let out a very obviously forced, and somewhat pained laugh. "Ah Legolas, how you and your little jokes amuse me so."
Legolas laughed along with Arwen until they had both finished the little charade, and then his face became serious and confident once more. "But this is not one of them."
"What?" Arwen hissed.
"This my fair Arwen is no joke. Aragorn is mine."
"Your humour wears thin upon me Greenleaf. Now cease this."
"There is no humour here Lady Arwen, I shall say it this once more. Aragorn is mine."
Arwen was almost red with fury. "I tire of hearing that phrase Legolas. It would do you well not to utter it again."
"If you do not wish me to utter such words again Arwen, then you must not force me to."
"I force you to say no such thing!"
"In my questioning Lady Arwen I must reveal the truth."
"You reveal petty lies. You know just as well as Eowyn that Aragorn is bound to me. He is mine!"
"Was bound to you Arwen, was bound to you."
"Legolas, I will stand for this no further! Speak the truth on this matter and I shall be kind enough to grant you my forgiveness."
"I cannot speak the truth Arwen." Legolas replied with yet another smirk playing across his lips.
"And why not?" Arwen demanded in response.
"For my truthful answer is the words you bade me not to utter."
"Those words are lies. Poison!"
Legolas feigned distress. "Arwen, your words wound me. I am most distressed that you would think so ill of me."
"Do not play games with me Legolas. Renounce claims that you have made on Aragorn and recognise that he is mine, and I shall consider not banishing you from Rivendell."
"I play no games. I shall admit that Aragorn was once yours, but now he is mine."
"You are a fool to be so confident, for you are wrong."
"I am confident because I am sure that it I who holds his heart. It is your confidence that is misplace, Evenstar."
"He. Is. Mine!" Arwen raged, each word emphasised.
"*Was* yours Arwen, he *was* yours. He is now *mine*." Legolas replied with a confident grin.
Arwen was once again about to spit a reply at Legolas but was interrupted by a gruff laugh.
"I think you'll find that Aragorn is mine."
Both Legolas and Arwen turned round wide-eyed.
"Gimili!"
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Is Aragon a male slut? Is Gimili telling the truth? Is Aragorn the Fellowship bike? Is Gimili just fantasising? Will Arwen kill them all? Is Legolas delusional? Who actually knows???????
to be continued...
A/N: I would once again like to state that all is not what it appears to be. It is *still* an Aragorn/Legolas fic. I promise. All you have to do it go to the next chapter to find it, and the truth will be revealed.
And now, all will be explained:
I decided that I would conform to your wishes and so a sequel. And while having random thoughts, the above idea popped into my head amused me for a long while and then I promptly banished it. Somehow, I ended up telling Mini Moo about it, and she badgered me until I agreed to write it as she found it hysterical. I find it highly disturbing that there is actually some one out there whose sense of humour is as twisted as mine!!! So, now under the threat of death this has been posted, but so has the following chapter for myself and the rest of you guys who I know will need more and an explanation.
Loves you all, please read the next one and all will be revealed!!!!!
Oh, as a side note. I am aware that Eowyn didn't actually say anything. I guess she just stood there watching in shock and humour. I'm not all that bothered with her now, hehehe :D
Botticelli Angel